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| Simon_Says wrote: | Fact of Life #6619: Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers would have been more entertaining if it was just a trio of pepperpots* in a theater cackling "Bedpan! Bedpan!".
*Refer to Fact of Life #1441: When it comes to irritating people, John Cleese is an amateur. |
What does that mean about John Cleese? And before you say anything, know that I will break your knees if you asperse his reputation. Everything he's ever been in is better for it. Remember ministry of silly walks?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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I made a reference to How to Irritate People starring John Cleese.
He's really an amateur.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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What's your favorite John Cleese appearance in a movie or tv show. Mine I think is in Erik the Viking with Cleese as Halftan the Black
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Mango wrote: | | It's based on the Dark Horse comic book series, named: Van Helsing |
Actually, no it isn't. It's supposed to be a homage to numerous older Universal horror films from the 30's & 40's. |
I rememebr reading a comic book named Van Helsing. But then again that was a long time ago.
But there was a movie (animated) called Van Helsing: The London Assignement. Which came out before the movie did.
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| Koko wrote: | | What's your favorite John Cleese appearance in a movie or tv show. |
A Fish Called Wanda. "They whipped yer hide reeeeal gooood!"
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Definately Fish Called Wanda.
It's also my vote for best comedy of all time.
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| Koko wrote: | | Cleese as Halftan the Black |
Jiminy Christmas! You are going to break the knees of anyone who casts aspersions on John Cleese, but you can't be bothered to know the correct name for his character?
The character Cleese played in Erik the Viking (an awesome movie) was Halfdan the Black. With a 'd' not a 't'.
I have been a fan of John Cleese for 30 plus years, btw. I was watching Monty Python's Flying Circus in the early 70s, when it first appeared in the US, and I own every episode on DVD.
Also, IMAO, every Monty Python movie kicks ass and takes names compared to A Fish Called Wanda.
Finally, I am very sorry, but Clockwise sucked. Sucked major. The movie would have been much better without Cleese, since, as a vehicle, it would never have been made without Cleese.
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| complexnumbers wrote: | | Koko wrote: | | Cleese as Halftan the Black |
Jiminy Christmas! You are going to break the knees of anyone who casts aspersions on John Cleese, but you can't be bothered to know the correct name for his character?
The character Cleese played in Erik the Viking (an awesome movie) was Halfdan the Black. With a 'd' not a 't'.
I have been a fan of John Cleese for 30 plus years, btw. I was watching Monty Python's Flying Circus in the early 70s, when it first appeared in the US, and I own every episode on DVD.
Also, IMAO, every Monty Python movie kicks ass and takes names compared to A Fish Called Wanda.
Finally, I am very sorry, but Clockwise sucked. Sucked major. The movie would have been much better without Cleese, since, as a vehicle, it would never have been made without Cleese. |
It sounds like they say Half-tan in my memory, but upon inspection of imdb, you are right and I am not. Where's my Louisville Slugger? This is going to hurt.
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Juwanna Man. 'nuff said.
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I think the worst movie I have ever seen would have to be The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. The plot made no sense, therefore it stank like diahrreah mixed with puke stirred up in a toilet bowl and baked at 450 degrees for 12-14 mins.
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| Sideshow_Bob wrote: | | I think the worst movie I have ever seen would have to be The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. The plot made no sense, therefore it stank like diahrreah mixed with puke stirred up in a toilet bowl and baked at 450 degrees for 12-14 mins. |
...You read my mind.
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She-Creature, Rottweiler, Ticks
(The main pitfall of being a b-grade horror/monster fan is just how much crap is out there. Nothing worse then going into Video Ezy hoping to track Q or Braindead only to be confronted with How to Make a Monster or Alien Resurrection.)
Worst mainstream movie - Titantic. I saw it for free and still wanted my money. Ignoring the length and crap plot, i only stayed to see if they had a disclaimer that the depictions of the crew were made-up. Nothing. First-Mate guy, personally saved ten people and drowned. Movie version dude shoots people and kills himself. The Scriptwriter will burn in Hell |
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| Jeepers creepers 2 it was so retarded there wasn't even half of a plot! Just some weird ugly bat dude killing kids in a bus. Whats stupider than that movie? |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Easy: The Night of Horror. Of no I di-in't! I'mprobably going to get banned for mentioning that 'movie'.
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Lawnmower Man 2 was walk-out-of-the-theater-in-the-middle bad.
PHEW what a stinkeroo!
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| What about... I'll get back to you on that. |
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Domino was repulsive, and even Keira Knightley wasn't hot in that movie. I couldn't finish watching it. 
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| Sideshow_Bob wrote: | | a revolting statement making sane persons revolted |
omigod...
you, sir, are an idiot.
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| Salvatore wrote: | | Sideshow_Bob wrote: | | Unjustifiably childishly gross statement that should never have been made, much less repeated. (Which is now certain to be repeated repeatedly :p) |
omigod...
you, sir, are an idiot. |
Salvatore, while I agree with your sentiment, I cannot support your decision to repost that, um, crap.
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you're right, commence crap-erasing edit now.
that's not the first time that i meet with this, though.
seems much people really did not get this movie.
o tempora... (wow, i'm sounding like an old man)
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The worst movie I have ever seen, with the exception of Attack of the Killer Tomatos, which was bad on purpose, was T3.
Jesus Cheeses, what a turd.
John Conner has a rear end collision, without wearing a seatbelt, and he is not taken away on a gurney.
During the ridiculous bathroom fight, one android carries the other android, at walking speed, without swinging or thrusting or adding any momentum in any way, and smashes through a wall. Um, no.
The Ahnahld-bot, while trapped under the blast door, explodes himself to destroy the android one side of the door, without causing any damage whatsoever on the other side of the door.
These are just a few of the most egregious stupidities in that movie. I don't care to spend any more time listing more, nor do I want to think about it any more.
God, what an awful movie.
Aramor is heartless, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
(that's what you get for reminding me of that movie :p)
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Ghehe, you make me laugh.
Hmm... You, me and Dupree wasn't really good... too much feel godd stuff... and it was kinda predictable. Plus, Owen Wilson doesn't know the meaning of STFU!
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Response to Comnum: Talk to the hand.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Response to Comnum: Talk to the hand. |
Not sure what this means, unless you are a fan of Turd3.
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Hahaha!!! Turd3! Lol. CNS you make me laugh. One really bad movie I watched...Aeon Flux. That movie made noooo sense. The only good thing from that movie was Charlize Theron and her amazing hair style.
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