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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Besides, it does have some pretty funny quotes.
Elwood - "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman... with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd hit that.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I liked DnD too.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, what are the odds that the two people in all the world who liked the D&D film both post on this forum?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask an Elemental...
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked Napoleon Dynamite. I honestly don't know how anyone couldn't find it entertaining. What, not enough nude scenes or violence for ya?

The worst movie ever made has to be Slapshot 2, if only because it's a complete embarrassment to the first one, which is the greatest hockey movie ever made.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything with Rob Schneider in it. He makes me cringe. And every time i see him now I think of the South Park episode.
"Rob Schneider derp de derp"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeez I got a new one.and this is by far the most crappiest movie thing I ever put my eyes on.

The new War of the Worlds.I knew Tom Cruise sucks.But he sucks so major that every male Pornstar in the world popped a load when he watched this piece of crap.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anything with Rob Scheider in it. He makes me cringe. And every time i see him now I think of the South Park episode.
"Rob Schneider derp de derp"


Rob Schneider as . . . The Stapler!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rob Schneider is........ A Carrot
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kill Bill. Simply boring.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's best keep this short; Gigli
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised that several movies I really like have been mentioned: the original Batman (which was made in '66, not '72) and Jason X are both pretty damn hilarious. And Kill Bill.....good stuff. As for my choice for the worst movie ever, I'd go with Terror Toons. A straight-to-video flick that cost something like $5,000 bucks, and looks like it cost about $50. It's absolute torture. As for the worst studio film, I'd say Gigli. Or possibly The Mothman Prophecies, The Pacifier, or Elektra. All very terrible.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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and Jason X...pretty damn hilarious.


The movie is indeed so lame it gets funny...

"I gave her an upload..."
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Batman: The Movie, Cabin Fever, or pretty much any Schwarzenegger flick, Jason X's best source of humor is the wide variety of witty one-liners strewn about.

"This sucks on so many levels!"
"He's screwed."
"It'll take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog..."

And so on.

Granted, most of these are only truly funny when paired with the visual context, but they're still quite a blast.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The very first Batman film is top notch vintage material! I saw it a year or two ago while I was round a mates house and as he was randomly flicking through channels he came across it. Within five to ten minutes we were pissing ourselves laughing. It was one of the silliest films I've ever seen, I absolutely loved it.

Now as for worst film, I think the D&D film has to be up there. I think I even saw that in the cinema and although I didn't pay for my ticket I still felt conned. Alien 3 was pretty pants although I wouldn't say it was the worst film ever. I can't really think of any films I truly despise right now, might have to come back to this.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colos Swarez wrote:
Anything with Rob Schneider in it. He makes me cringe. And every time i see him now I think of the South Park episode.
"Rob Schneider derp de derp"


a carrot!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The very first Batman film is top notch vintage material! I saw it a year or two ago while I was round a mates house and as he was randomly flicking through channels he came across it. Within five to ten minutes we were pissing ourselves laughing. It was one of the silliest films I've ever seen, I absolutely loved it.

Now as for worst film, I think the D&D film has to be up there. I think I even saw that in the cinema and although I didn't pay for my ticket I still felt conned. Alien 3 was pretty pants although I wouldn't say it was the worst film ever. I can't really think of any films I truly despise right now, might have to come back to this.


I know, what other movie but the first Batman dealt with the issue of exploding marine wildlife? That's groundbreaking stuff, man!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jason X also contains one of the greatest scenes in cinema.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which one? The one where the teacher has sex with his student, or where the two students have sex with each other, or where the nerd has sex with his robot or at the end where the two girls almost have sex with Jason?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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or at the end where the two girls almost have sex with Jason?

Bingo.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, yeah, true... I still think that movie was lame... just like the puns... they actually made me laugh because they were so lame Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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or at the end where the two girls almost have sex with Jason?

Bingo.


"We looove premarital sex!"


The scene also had one of the better kills in the Friday the 13th series. Even if technically the two girls weren't alive to begin with.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I liked Napoleon Dynamite. I honestly don't know how anyone couldn't find it entertaining. What, not enough nude scenes or violence for ya?


No, no, no. Not enough of a little thing I like to call humor, and also something known as plot...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hustlertwo wrote:
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or at the end where the two girls almost have sex with Jason?

Bingo.


"We looove premarital sex!"


The scene also had one of the better kills in the Friday the 13th series. Even if technically the two girls weren't alive to begin with.


Better? Best, I think.
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