Worst... Movie... Ever... made

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I'd hit that.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:26 am Post subject:

Hey, I liked DnD too.
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Wow, what are the odds that the two people in all the world who liked the D&D film both post on this forum?
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

Ask an Elemental...
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Smiley · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject:

I liked Napoleon Dynamite. I honestly don't know how anyone couldn't find it entertaining. What, not enough nude scenes or violence for ya?

The worst movie ever made has to be Slapshot 2, if only because it's a complete embarrassment to the first one, which is the greatest hockey movie ever made.
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Colos Swarez · Gender: Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 34 Location: Edinburgh

Anything with Rob Schneider in it. He makes me cringe. And every time i see him now I think of the South Park episode.
"Rob Schneider derp de derp"
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The Huge Wing Wong · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject:

jeez I got a new one.and this is by far the most crappiest movie thing I ever put my eyes on.

The new War of the Worlds.I knew Tom Cruise sucks.But he sucks so major that every male Pornstar in the world popped a load when he watched this piece of crap.
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Smiley · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject:

Kurosaki Ichigo · Gender: Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Posts: 175 Location: England

Rob Schneider is........ A Carrot
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amyltrer · Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:24 am Post subject:

Kill Bill. Simply boring.

Azrael · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:10 am Post subject:

Let's best keep this short; Gigli
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hustlertwo · Gender: Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 38

I'm surprised that several movies I really like have been mentioned: the original Batman (which was made in '66, not '72) and Jason X are both pretty damn hilarious. And Kill Bill.....good stuff. As for my choice for the worst movie ever, I'd go with Terror Toons. A straight-to-video flick that cost something like $5,000 bucks, and looks like it cost about $50. It's absolute torture. As for the worst studio film, I'd say Gigli. Or possibly The Mothman Prophecies, The Pacifier, or Elektra. All very terrible.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:40 am Post subject:

hustlertwo · Gender: Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 38

Like Batman: The Movie, Cabin Fever, or pretty much any Schwarzenegger flick, Jason X's best source of humor is the wide variety of witty one-liners strewn about.

"This sucks on so many levels!"
"He's screwed."
"It'll take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog..."

And so on.

Granted, most of these are only truly funny when paired with the visual context, but they're still quite a blast.
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Pirator · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:03 am Post subject:

The very first Batman film is top notch vintage material! I saw it a year or two ago while I was round a mates house and as he was randomly flicking through channels he came across it. Within five to ten minutes we were pissing ourselves laughing. It was one of the silliest films I've ever seen, I absolutely loved it.

Now as for worst film, I think the D&D film has to be up there. I think I even saw that in the cinema and although I didn't pay for my ticket I still felt conned. Alien 3 was pretty pants although I wouldn't say it was the worst film ever. I can't really think of any films I truly despise right now, might have to come back to this.

helmet boy · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject:

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daniel · Gender: Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 22

Jason X also contains one of the greatest scenes in cinema.

Aramor · Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:27 am Post subject:

Which one? The one where the teacher has sex with his student, or where the two students have sex with each other, or where the nerd has sex with his robot or at the end where the two girls almost have sex with Jason?
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:01 am Post subject:

Hmm, yeah, true... I still think that movie was lame... just like the puns... they actually made me laugh because they were so lame Razz

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