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Sal
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maybe not the worst ever but definitely close to the top - Cube2: Hypercube (even the title sucks).
the sins: the dialogue, the acting, the intended brilliance of the plot voltas, copying the character types from the 1st one, trading atmosphere for special effects, etc.
the ultimate sin: showing what's outside of the Cube! how could they? they willingly disposed of the biggest strength of the original by interweaving retrospective images into the action, and first and foremost by letting us accompany the character who gets out. plus, killing the mystery in the cheapest of ways - an evil secret corporation of guys in black suits stands behind all of this, of course, who else?
only Matrix:Reloaded can compare in terms of killing the feel of the original, but at least Reloaded was fun to watch.
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I'm only going to say one word. Necromantic. I love to hate it.
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The Devil Wears Prada.Too much talking, 
And Dode,Why do you keep on posting hardcore vids in talking sessions?
last time,you should put it in NSFW! |
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I'd have to say "Reign of Fire" was one of the worst movies. How can a movie involving dragons put anyone to sleep not even halfway through it? So disappointing...
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I'd have to go with Stealth. Promised so much, delivered, well, nothing. Only movie I've ever walked out on..
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Ok, this movie isn't out yet, but it is currently being made:
"Sundance Celebrity Swag Hunt" is the working title and it is a documentary of a contest between Gary Coleman (Diff'rent Strokes) and Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell) on who can get more free "swag". |
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| cfos wrote: | Ok, this movie isn't out yet, but it is currently being made:
"Sundance Celebrity Swag Hunt" is the working title and it is a documentary of a contest between Gary Coleman (Diff'rent Strokes) and Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell) on who can get more free "swag". |
*shudders* Thanks for the warning, cfos. Not gonna see it.
Another bad movie...As Good As It Gets. Way too long for what it was about, plus too much Jack Nicholson. How one man can look like the devil in practically every movie he's in is beyond me.
Good thing he was cast in The Witches of Eastwick.
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Well, you talked about Shrek and Shrek 2... It gave me an idea.
Cat in the hat.
It's just creepy. |
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I watched Battlefield Earth or whatever the fuck it's called. I already knew of its reputation. It was certainly not my preferred choice, it was either watch this load o' crap or work on something pointless for several hours. I said I didn't like it after the credits finished, but in my mind...
*clusterfuck warning!*
Spoiler: FUCK YOU MOVIE! FUCK YOUR VIEWS OF HUMANITY! FUCK YOUR STORY! FUCK YOUR CINEMATOGRAPHY! FUCK YOUR CHARACTERS! FUCK YOUR DEUS EX MACHINA! FUCK YOUR 118 MINUTE RUN TIME! AND FUCK ME FOR DECIDING TO WATCH THIS!
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Bats
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Never seen it only because I think it will eat out my inner soul.
"Disaster Movie" |
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| I vote for Ishtar. |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:06 am Post subject: Re: Worst... Movie... Ever... made |
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| You Know Who wrote: | | I vote for the first Batman Movie, the one made in 1972 that has Adam West. Seriously, if you've sit through that whole movie, you deserve a prize. |
Ill take mine in cash please.
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| Azrael wrote: | I watched Battlefield Earth or whatever the fuck it's called. I already knew of its reputation. It was certainly not my preferred choice, it was either watch this load o' crap or work on something pointless for several hours. I said I didn't like it after the credits finished, but in my mind...
*clusterfuck warning!*
Spoiler: FUCK YOU MOVIE! FUCK YOUR VIEWS OF HUMANITY! FUCK YOUR STORY! FUCK YOUR CINEMATOGRAPHY! FUCK YOUR CHARACTERS! FUCK YOUR DEUS EX MACHINA! FUCK YOUR 118 MINUTE RUN TIME! AND FUCK ME FOR DECIDING TO WATCH THIS!
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That movie was horrible yes.
Spoiler: Cavemen becoming proficient fighter jet pilots in a matter of weeks just doesn't cut it for me.
Not to mention that all that militairy hardware was still in mint condition, despite standing there in that bunker for what? Thousand years? |
As for the most horrible movie I ever watched, and I'm going to cut out the low budget B-movies because they have the excuse of being a B-movie after all, I'm going with Barbed wire with Pamela Anderson.
This movie, in it's days was overhyped, quite a budget was spent, and well, in the end, it pretty much was a movie about her silicon tits. God what an awful movie.
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| Lunabella wrote: | | it pretty much was a movie about her silicon tits. God what an awful movie. |
Doesn't compute.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:10 am Post subject: Re: Worst... Movie... Ever... made |
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| Nron wrote: | | You Know Who wrote: | | I vote for the first Batman Movie, the one made in 1972 that has Adam West. Seriously, if you've sit through that whole movie, you deserve a prize. |
Ill take mine in cash please. |
That movie was awesome. Bat-shark-repellant FTW!
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If it weren't for those fine men we may never have had holy random off-topicness. That was before your time, but besmirch the dynamic duo again, and you'll have me to answer to.
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