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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:23 pm    Post subject: Worst... Movie... Ever... made Reply with quote

So, what do you all think is the worst movie ever made?

I vote for the first Batman Movie, the one made in 1972 that has Adam West. Seriously, if you've sit through that whole movie, you deserve a prize.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in the 70's that movie was quite possibly the coolest action movie ever made. I still love it.

Lesee, WORST movie ever made? Anything Uwe Boll and Paul Anderson touches... except for Soldier. Soldier was acceptable.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mambo Italiano - NOT FUNNY despite the RAVE reviews.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fist of the North Star.

To some it was a great movie; I personally cannot comprehend why. To this day it's the only movie I started to watch but couldn't finish.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmmmmm... about every chick flick...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Napoleon-fucking-Dynamite! After I watched it, I felt like going to the nearest living thing and killing it...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Napoleon-fucking-Dynamite! After I watched it, I felt like going to the nearest living thing and killing it...


What stopped you? Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing close to me was alive. God, what a horrible movie. The part that pisses me off, tho, is that it was supposed to be SOOOO good. People actually like this shit!?!?!?!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People actually like this shit!?!?!?!


Spend some time on b0g.org... you'll be amazed at how many people like shit... literally...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

F R O S T wrote:
Nothing close to me was alive. God, what a horrible movie. The part that pisses me off, tho, is that it was supposed to be SOOOO good. People actually like this shit!?!?!?!


ahh, times change. you know the kids these days.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree. There are two that I hated more recently and Napoleon Dynamite was definitely one of them. (I can't remember the other one right now.) It has become so popular that almost everyone I know plus a large majority of people I don't even know, seem to like it. Like everyone at my college loves that movie and talks about it all the time. "Tina! Come get some ham!" That line isn't funny at all and they need to quit quoting it.

That's why I love this shirt. It's ripping on all those people that wear the "Pedro for President" shirts from that movie. I'm almost tempted to buy one of these.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
F R O S T wrote:
Nothing close to me was alive. God, what a horrible movie. The part that pisses me off, tho, is that it was supposed to be SOOOO good. People actually like this shit!?!?!?!


ahh, times change. you know the kids these days.


Yes.. the kids these days. But thats what scares me. I could be considered one of the "kids these days". Depends on what age group you mean by kids. Small kids, big kids, kids who climb on rocks? Im probly the youngest of us here. If Im one of the "kids these days" I still dont get this movie... ^^
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lord of the flies, now theres a movie which sucked on wang
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i guess the worst movie that was ever made is dragonball z with real actors.some chinese shitass movie.the ones you named compared to this?well godlike i have to say.this dbz movie is so bad that i couldn't eat enough to refill my stomach because i had to puke all the time
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
lord of the flies, now theres a movie which sucked on wang


The original 1963 version is supposed to be a lot better than the 1990 version. I remember seeing the "new" one and laughing through it. I love the book, and was rather amused by the rock/boulder bouncing off of Piggy's head.

I think the worst movie I've seen is "Dracula 3000," a vampire movie in space, as you might have already guessed. A salvage crew (or something similar) comes across an abandoned freighter and decides to take a peek. Spoiler:
Turns out that the freighter is from the Transylvania system and carrying vampire ashes/corpses out, I think to be destroyed (I think it is on a collision course with a sun). It follows the Dracula plot in that the crew mysteriously dies. It also happens that one of the head crew members of the salvage team is a descendant of van Helsing (playde by Casper van Dien of Starship Troopers fame/infamy), the doctor in Dracula The movie ends with all but two members of the crew dying, the black guy (van Helsing dies) and a former pleasure bot. They have sex while the ship is moments away from being engulfed in flames.
Pretty humorous movie. Made for tv movie, but I think it still counts. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Terrible movies with great casts:

- Road to Perdition
Hanks, Newman. Feces.

- Sleepers
Bacon, De Niro, Hoffman, Pitt. Double Feces.

- The Replacement Killers
Chow-Yun Fat as an assassin! Mira Sorvino - hot, and smart too (went to Harvard and majored in Chinese)... how could you go wrong? This is how.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the worst movie I've ever seen was St. Pepper's Lonly Heart's Club Band.

Yes it was one of those Beatles movies, but no it didn't have the Beat;es anywhere in it. Rather it was starring Peter Frampton as Sgt. Pepper, and the Bee Gees and the lonely Heart's Club Band.[/b]
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, no one mentioned 'GIGLI' now that was a pile of cold bird feces.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it kinda goes without saying that it belongs on the list, doesn't it? I also think that no one on this forum has seen that movie which must not be mentioned.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pardon?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never seen a movie more bad than Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The general consensus is Manos: The Hands Of Fate, but I personally think that Surf Ninjas was worse.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and Bichunmoo - so bad I threw it in a river.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You all need to watch more low-budget, independant horror movies.

Zombiez is probably the worst movie I've seen...
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Tremors 4 was on the other day. It was so horrible yet i couldnt take my eyes away from it. I felt like I commited a sin when I finished watching that.
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