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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:35 am    Post subject: dumbest thing youve ever done Reply with quote

ok, just type in the dumbist thing you have ever done

i gat lost in a supermarket at the age of 5 and i went to the eggs and thought they were chocolate so i started smashing all of them to get chocolate. my family had to pay for the eggs and me for the rest of there life
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*points and laughs*

age 4 - i got my head stuck in the railings of the balcony. they had to smear butter between my head and the railings. needless to say, i also had to wash my hair that day..

age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.

age 17 - i was walking to the supermarket with my mother and a book in my hand and i saw some neighborhood guys across the street. i was pretending to read the book shielding my face from the guys, when suddenly, i walked head on into a pole.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when i was about 3 years old, i can just remember this, my grandad was chasing me so i hid in this small tent thing i had. then i took a dump in it so when he bent down and put his hand in to get me, he got something else.

just 4 months ago, a trolly broke my wrist, i was pushing it down a grassy noll when i sliped because of it going to fast and landed on shrap, pointy,rocks.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
*points and laughs*
age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.


How was this one dumb? Sounds like he deserved it.


Too many to count, but I think my one and only car accident counts. I was driving a 1988 Plymouth Reliant station wagon in New Hampshire to get to work. There's a hill you go down, right before making a sharp right turn. It was snowing pretty hard, too, and I was late. So I'm going at traffic speed down this hill (40 mph), and start to make the right turn. My right front tire goes off the road a little and hits the shoulder, causing it to just about stop dead. The back end of my car starts to swing around the front of my car and I snapped the wheel back to the left, to try to turn my car in the correct direction (always try to --straighten-- the car when you're sliding, regardless of what's gong to be in front of you). My tire slides back onto the road, which immediately makes me get all my traction at once. I then drive at a 30-degree angle into the guard rail, keeping me out of the swamp (guess who forgot to take hit foot off the gas). My right front panel on the engine block was dented pretty badly, but nothing terrible. People started stopping for me, I waved them on, saying I was okay. Then one of my co-workers pulled up next to me. I told her to tell my boss I'd be right there...
My Mom told me not to tell my Dad because he'd flip out. Still haven't (6 years later, and after he hit my rear blinker with the tractor (snow blower) and broke it into about 17 pieces).
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I signed on to these forums?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dumbest thing I've ever done? Storm into Vault 13 with blazing Bozars, trying to kill all the Deathclaws, only to find out after dying five times that they weren't supposed to be killed... yet...

Ok, I did some other stupid stuff, but there's no way in hell I'm telling that here...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've done so many dumb things that I could flood this thread, but instead here's two extra stupid moments. First as a teenager I pressed the palm of my right hand against the base of a red hot iron and left it there, burning myself badly. There was no reason whatsoever for me to do this, so dont ask. Secondly, but also as a teenager ( noticing a pattern here? ) I got so drunk that I ended up crawling along the ground because I couldn't walk anymore. During that session of drinking my friend convinced me that a football floodlight was a person I really hated, so I ran up to it and started punching the pole it was on. I guess I must have been beating on it for a while because the next morning my hands were smashed to shit.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

livewire wrote:
Khushi wrote:
*points and laughs*
age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.


How was this one dumb? Sounds like he deserved it.


consequences..
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I guess I must have been beating on it for a while because the next morning my hands were smashed to shit.


I just noticed that this is very possibly the greatest out of context quote ever.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
livewire wrote:
Khushi wrote:
*points and laughs*
age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.


How was this one dumb? Sounds like he deserved it.


consequences..



Actually, i was bugging a girl last yr in caf and she threw lime juice at me... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing IN FEBRUARY...IN CANADA..... my shirt kinda became an ice shield...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HDS wrote:
Khushi wrote:
livewire wrote:
Khushi wrote:
*points and laughs*
age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.


How was this one dumb? Sounds like he deserved it.


consequences..



Actually, i was bugging a girl last yr in caf and she threw lime juice at me... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing IN FEBRUARY...IN CANADA..... my shirt kinda became an ice shield...


i got suspended for a day because a teacher saw me.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
HDS wrote:
Khushi wrote:
livewire wrote:
Khushi wrote:
*points and laughs*
age 12 - i spilled chocolate milk all over this guy in the cafeteria that wouldn`t stop bugging me. hey, i did warn him.


How was this one dumb? Sounds like he deserved it.


consequences..



Actually, i was bugging a girl last yr in caf and she threw lime juice at me... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing IN FEBRUARY...IN CANADA..... my shirt kinda became an ice shield...


i got suspended for a day because a teacher saw me.



Poor you, she didn't though, principal was there, she was like: OI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!

Me: No mam, we are just having a bit of fun
Principal: *grumble*
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a pretty bad memory. I'm pretty sure I have done dumber things, but this is recent, so I'll post it, before I forget.

I memorized the lyrics to Conan the Adventurer(cartoony version of Conan the Barbarian) a good while back. How's this relevant?

Well, me, my friend and some dude(my friend's friend, I suppose) felt pretty spontaneous the other day and decided spend all of our money on booze. Then, after getting mighty shitfaced(we could still walk, mind you), I, in another wave of spontaneousness(sp?), started singing(read: screaming) Conan the Adventurer, at the top of my lungs, waking a good four and a half blocks as we walked by. I even tried to do a Bruce Dickinson and really stretch the "The cruel wizard Wrath-Amon" part. You know? Do it metal-like. What came out? A strange Satan's ass-howl, through a crackly kids' karaoke machine.

Needless to say, some nice men dressed in blue gave me a ride home.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol.
Well, I do scream like a Nazgūl sometimes, but besides some really weird looks on people's faces, that's all I get from it... and a sore throat...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lol.
Well, I do scream like a Nazgūl sometimes, but besides some really weird looks on people's faces, that's all I get from it... and a sore throat...

Suuurre...

I, for one, didn't really get a sore throat, but I swear my lungs burned. Am I even supposed to have feeling in there?

On a slightly related note, I found a Conan The Adventurer soundclip on the internet!
http://home.freeuk.com/blackalice/conan.wav
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sang that. Dude. Awesome.

I can screach like a Nazgul (I think I mentioned it before.) If you do it correctly it shouldn't hurt that much (except for your ears). Basically keep the tongue restd, your vocal cords tight, and force all the air out of your lungs as hard as possible (really, it doesn't hurt if you can control the muscles correctly). However I can't do it all the time (dunno, maybe has to do with humidty and tempurature).
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Lol.
Well, I do scream like a Nazgūl sometimes, but besides some really weird looks on people's faces, that's all I get from it... and a sore throat...

Suuurre...

I, for one, didn't really get a sore throat, but I swear my lungs burned. Am I even supposed to have feeling in there?

On a slightly related note, I found a Conan The Adventurer soundclip on the internet!
http://home.freeuk.com/blackalice/conan.wav


that i can belive you singing
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude. What happened to all those crappy cartoons? Voltron, Highlander, Scooby Doo...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude. What happened to all those crappy cartoons? Voltron, Highlander, Scooby Doo...


after the high life, most of them turned to drugs to take away the pain, while the scooby doo gang killed them selfs in a mass suicide for a false god.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
force all the air out of your lungs as hard as possible


I do it the other way... I suck air into my lungs...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do that to make pig squeals.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I do that to make pig squeals.


now if you're talking about cops i can sorta understand that...

but if you're not, why would you make pigs squeal???
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
I do that to make pig squeals.


You mean you suck air into your lungs and than the pig near you starts squealing? Talk about weird...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor, it goes like this:

when a Panda Samurai starts sucking air into his mighty lungs, it means nuke-breath time.

hence pig squeals in terror.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, ok... ofcourse...
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