Verbal Swordplay

Crotchfire · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:00 am Post subject: Verbal Swordplay

The other day I was having a bullshit conversation with a friend of mine. He's the type of guy who always trashtalks. It doesn't matter what he's doing, or with whom, or how the conversation started. It always, ALWAYS ends up with him making sideways comments about (whoever he's talking with) being gay.

I was on the losing end of this trashtalking session, so I decided to change direction. I said:

"Yeah fine, whatever, I'm gay. Hey Jon, how old is your mom? Is she going to be visiting any time soon?"

Now, I know that this isn't that great for most people in a trashtalk session, but for me it's especially relevant, now that my recent history with older women is known amongst my friends.

BAM! That's the first time I've ever seen him without a comeback... The implicit threat that I might just end up in bed with his mom scared the SHIT out of him... and his reaction means that his mom just might be a MILF, so I haven't discarded the possibility of hitting on his mom. Twisted Evil

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Draconis · Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 41

That's... Why... What?

Aramor · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:24 am Post subject:

All hail the MILF Master!!!

*Looks at some dude in the row next to him*

You're not hailing fast enough!!! Hail him now!!!
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Just out of interest Crotchfire, do your friends call you Shitbreak by any chance?
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Draconis · Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 41

Maybe your friend trashtalks because secretly he's a homosexual homophobe.

Crotchfire · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject:

Heh, no, the only nicknames my friends ever call me are Crotchfire (when I'm online), Vaqueiro (when I play capoeira), and Matt (that should be pretty obvious :/ ).

Though in all honesty, I wouldn't be insulted by that nickname, seeing as how he gets Stifler's mom and all.

...and my friend, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he did turn out to be a homosexual homophobe. Seriously, at least half of everything he says involves him calling someone else gay.

I'm more of a live and let live kind of guy... and oh yeah, don't forget to introduce me to your mom Twisted Evil

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Metal_Pred · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject:

it seems to me its not healthy starting to hit on everyone's moms...
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject:

Ipsa · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject:

Just as long as you don't hit on your own mom...
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Khushi · Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:59 am Post subject:

Telveryon · Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:30 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject:

Post obsolete through bannage of other member.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

Ewwwwww...

While I like banging other people's moms, I somehow doubt that I could be interested in a woman my mother's age (she's 57). Personally, I think that the ideal age is from 35-45.

Oedipus... nasty!
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:56 am Post subject:

elephantsyay · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:57 am Post subject:

oh homosexual homophobes, i have no pity. but this all reminds me. i was playing never have i ever (game where you state things youve never done and people who have done said thing have to raise their hand, usually very dirty/just plain wrong) with my house (dorm) last year.. and my mom (??? she was visiting and walked in on the whole thing and they decided to play on??? and she had a fun time??? now my entire house thinks my mom is the shit) so anyway, its this one friend of mine's turn and she said "never have i ever... propositioned my friends MOM!" and turns to scowl at the girl next to her, because in this game we like to single people out... and yes, she totally raised her hand, because she had entirely asked that friend of mine's mom out to dinner once while they were drunk. i hear it went something like this
friends mom: you know she never comes to visit, i always have to come here and its not like she even invites me. i just feel so underappreciated.
friend of the friend: you know what? thats not cool. i appreciate you though, what if i invite you over.
friends mom: that would just be so nice. a nice change from the usual.
friend of the friend: yea, and i'd totally take you out to dinner, i'll pay, no worries
friends mom: you know thats the sweetest thing anyones said to me in a long time
friend (completely sober): 8-O

oh. and i totally had the hots for a MILF over the summer. she was a rabi, and hot hot HOT!
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Telveryon · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:18 am Post subject:

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AAATripper · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject:

part two still needs some punctuation to separate the different sentences/subjects
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elephantsyay · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:30 pm Post subject:

AAATripper · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject:

elephantsyay · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:55 pm Post subject:

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

I read and understood it perfectly well. It was a bit 'stream of consciousness' which may confuse non-native English speakers. You're a damn sight more legible than HDS that's for sure.
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elephantsyay · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject:

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