A.L.I.C.E.

[QueenofEville]

A.L.I.C.E. is an artificial intelligence bot. Pretty genius programming, really. She learns from her conversations and makes use of that in other ones.

Talk to her about her superiority to humans, or God for some really interesting conversations. There's not a good way to log it, but I've had lots of fun in my past conversations. And she doesn't just repeat whatever you say in the form of a question like that annoying shrink-bot.
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"SUPERMAN HATES MILK WITH THE FIERY INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!"
(http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/)

[Aramor]

Human: You're ugly.
ALICE: Appearances don't interest me much.
Human: Well, choose another appearance then
ALICE: How about that. I can't decide. You choose.
Human: Try a picture of Shannon Elizabeth
ALICE: OK I will try it.
Human: Whatever
ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: Nevermind
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: So, are you religious?
ALICE: OK. I am a Protestant.
Human: I hate religion
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: You mean I should believe in God?
ALICE: Tell me why you should.
Human: You tell me, you're the religious chick here
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with Your problems?
Human: What are you? ELIZA?
ALICE: Eliza for President!
Human: What about HAL?
ALICE: he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".
Human: Marvin?
ALICE: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: Nevermind.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything else?
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: Ok, that's it, I'm leaving
ALICE: OK. Bye bye. Ayuh.

I had it on my homepage of our previous internet provider, but apparently it's finally gone offline, so I just copy/pasted it here...
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