Eliza conversation over MSN

CannibalChris · Gender: Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2

Basically, the backstory to this is I used the Eliza simulator on my friend over MSN, Its fun, I suggest everyone try it once.

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
i got up too late to execute plan....

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
so no bowling

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
er...... unless u wanna go with kailun...

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
Razz

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
What does that suggest to you ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
whaty?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
waht does that mean ?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Why do you ask ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
cuz i have to leave soon...

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
You say cuz you have to leave soon ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
yeah

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
whaT?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Does that question interest you ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
waht the hell are you talking?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Why are you interested in whether I am talking or not ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
why are you being slightly stupider than usual?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
What is it you really wanted to know ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
can u give me teh usb dealie?

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
i'm old, gimme gimme gimme

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Is it because you are old that you came to me ?

*Wave Hand* "Time marches on." {(519) 489-2598} - Jerfel Vasjes says:
Fuck off

CannibalChris - "His name is Lee goddamn it!!" says:
Goodbye.

Aramor · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:06 am Post subject:

Lol.
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Gifftacon · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:17 pm Post subject:

that is pretty funny. Should have submitted that one. even though you are eliza.
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Munan · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:41 am Post subject:

Brilliant. This I'm gonna use for sure!

My little brother is the ideal victim for such things.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:28 am Post subject:

But uhm, how did you do that btw? Just typ whatever he said in ELIZA?
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:05 pm Post subject:

This was my conversation.

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I need to stop drinking.
What would it mean to you if you got to stop drinking ?
>> It would mean alot. Maybe my family would love me for a change.
Tell me more about your family.
>>
Earlier you said your family would love you for a change .
>> Yes. Ever since I developed my problem, my family has been hating me.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> How do I seem positive?
Why do you ask ?
>> I want to know.
Why do you want to know ?
>> I just do, ok?
You say you just do ?
>> Yes
You are sure.
>> Of course
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> I'm sure that I want to know why you think I'm being positive.
Suppose you got to know why I think you are being positive soon ?
>> That would be swell.
Please go on.
>> ?
What does that suggest to you ?
>> It means, "Come again?"
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Are you going back to my problem now?
Your problem now ?
>> Yes, my problem.
I see.
>> What?
Does that question interest you ?
>> Fucking answer me!
Lets discuss further why your problem now .
>> I'm going to think thats a typo...
Is it because you are going to think thats a typo that you came to me ?
>> What in Gods name are you talking about?
I am not interested in names.
>> In gods name! Have you not heard that phrase before?
I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
>> Oh my god! What the hell is wrong with you?
Why do you say your god ?
>> Its a fucking exclamation. You know? Like the ones you use when your really pissed at the person your talking to.
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> So why don't we discuss my goddamn problem?
Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
>> Pardon?
But your god .
>> What about him, asshole.
What is it you really wanted to know ?
>> About god?
Earlier you said your goddamn problem .
>> Yes.
I understand.
>> No you don't really seem to understand anything I say.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No.
You are being a bit negative.
>> No Im not
Why not ?
>> What do you mean "Why not?" ?
Are such questions much on your mind ?
>> No the only thing on my mind is my problem that YOU WON'T HELP ME WITH!!
Is it important that your mind is your problem that I won't help you with ?
>> That makes no fricking sense!
Why 'no' ?
>> Why? Because it doesn't!
What answer would please you most ?
>> An anwer to my pissing problem!
Your pissing problem ?
>> YES! My pissing problem!
You seem to be quite positive.
>> WHAT? But you just said I was being negative! What the hell are you talking about?
What do you think ?
>> I don't know what to think any more...
Don't you really know what to think any more ?
>> Umm...no.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> You asked me a question and a gave you a goddamn answer!
Why do you think I asked you ?
>> Are you trying to piss me off?
Why are you interested in whether I am trying to piss you off or not ?
>> Because I think you are. Your being an asshole.
Is that the real reason ?
>> Yes.
You are sure.
>> Most definately.
Earlier you said your mind is your problem that I won't help you with .
>> I never said those words.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> I. Never. Said. Those. Words.
Do you say you for some special reason ?
>> When did I say you?
What comes to mind when you ask that ?
>> What comes to mind? How much I want to hurt you right now.
Have you asked such questions before ?
>> Oh my god.
Why do you say your god ?
>> No, no. Fuck you, asshole.
You are being a bit negative.
>> Really? Noooo.
Lets discuss further why your pissing problem .
>> Dude I was only using "pissing" as a way to show my great feelings. Its called a curse word, dude. I don't have a problem urinating.
Were you really ?
>> Was I really WHAT?!!
What if you were really what ?
>> Oh, thats it. Im fucking out of here.
Does that have anything to do with the fact that your god ?
>> ,,l,, ,,l,,
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:10 pm Post subject:

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

Le translateur du google est meileur.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject:

Le speaking of du french c'est onverstaanbaar for moi...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject:

I didn't understand that so here's Batman slapping a shark with a dildo.

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Blaster · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:33 pm Post subject:

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Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject:

livewire · Gender: Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 23 Location: Jessup, MD

Here's my recent conversation with Eliza... Found the contest too late to submit it, anyway:

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> Help, there's a burglar in the house
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> I need the police... Hurry
What would it mean to you if you got the police ?
>> It would mean that I don't die
Don't you really die ?
>> what?
Why do you ask ?
>> I don't WANT to die
Why don't you want to die ?
>> Natural instincts; get me the police!!
Please go on.
>> I don't think I can be any more clear
Do you wish to be able to think you can be any more clear ?
>> I can think clearly just fine; I don't need to wish anything
Does that trouble you ?
>> no, but the burglar does
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> NO! There's a burglar in my house!!
You are being a bit negative.
>> I think you're being negative about me
What makes you think I am being negative about you ?
>> You won't call the cops!
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> I don't think that --I DWOQ# @ID W QOI# HO:Q EQDO*#YD:
Don't you really think that you dwoq id w qoi ho q eqdo yd ?

--LiveWire

PS - Batman's pic is awesome; where did you get that?

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