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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:50 am    Post subject: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake...

Razz

hey, hows it going?!!?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no.. i`ll keep my cake, thanks.

hi.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had some cake today, it was really good! Rolling Eyes

so, hi and good luck in the soul business
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks, so far its going ok!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the ALP forums.

'Nuff said. BR1NG 0N 73H (4K3!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations you are the 100th person to want our souls! welcome...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how are the benefits in soul reaping? Does it have a good dental plan?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

JD Faery wrote:
i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake...

Razz

hey, hows it going?!!?


your two weeks late!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

JD Faery wrote:
"I see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside"


There's some lewd suggestions lurking in these lines...

I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

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I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.


Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, kitties are for shredding paper >.<


.....oh yeah, welcome to aLp JD Faery! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No, kitties are for shredding paper >.<


Go go Kitten Anal Paper Shredder Power Force Team!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

JD Faery wrote:
i have come for your souls and cake...cant forget about the cake...


Can't take the souls of people who don't have 'em...

Tea and cake or death!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
munan wrote:
I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.


Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they?


They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:14 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

munan wrote:
Aramor wrote:
munan wrote:
I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.


Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they?


They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em


That was beautiful, you really touched me there...

Not like that you pervs.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:34 am    Post subject: Re: i have come for your souls... Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
munan wrote:
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munan wrote:
I actually don't want you to masturbate me. God also doesn't want you to masturbate me and He will certainly kill two kittens if you do. Such is God.


Well, that's what kittens are for, aren't they?


They are inseperable, God and His kittens
Just one burping the worm and He will hit'em


That was beautiful, you really touched me there...



Not me. You were touched... by the hand of God. Never knew it, but of course you were.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I recognize the hand of God when it touches me, thank you.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You thank God for touching you? Where did He touch you? Did He bring kittens?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who sais God is a He? Maybe God is a She...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or maybe god is neither, just an oozing ball of red jello with no distinguishable gender
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you paid attention in religion class (if you were lucky enough to be in a Christian School District), you'd know that the combined image of man and woman is the image of God... Don't ask me to explain that's what the book says.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
If you paid attention in religion class


I'm glad I never had that... or maybe I did... can't remember... can't be bothered to try and remember, actually...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you did you should be glad you forgot.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The God that kills kittens when a human masturbates, definitely is a He.

a haiku this time...

God has His reasons
Men, they keep burping the worm
Fields of dead kittens

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha, you're pretty poetic... now make a limerick...
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