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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mr Chainsaw, you have until the next time Crotchfire masturbates to come up with a good signature that shows how good I am at winning this contest! HA!


I'm not sure I can do that in less than 5 seconds. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation?

Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God. Razz

Btw, there was a shitload names for female masturbation at that site to which desert_drum provided a link quite some time ago.
Find it yourselves! Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just keep in mind, Aramor, that we're not starting this thing off till Monday. In other words, make sure your weekend's a LOT of fun!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something.

Like what Holly said...I've gone weeks, or even months without touching myself or even without looking at pornographic material on purpose.

That's what mental illness can do to someone Razz

I won't join the contest, I can easily beat you all (no pun intended).
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:
Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation?

Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God. Razz


Just in case anyone wants to look at the etymology of "masturbation"... http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=masturbation&searchmode=none

Hahaha
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something.


Well, it's not like that... it's more like... I'm bored... I stumble upon pornographic material on the internet... I get in the mood... etc etc.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something.

Behold, the power of testosterone!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, I go nuts if I haven't had any sexual relief. I almost popped a boner in my Capoeira class... and holy crap would that have been embarrassing.

In case you're wondering why, the style of pants we wear are called "Abadas" which are really freaking tight... comfy, but they make it look like I'm wearing a codpiece.

I also drive faster and more aggressively, and lash out randomly.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hence "crotchfire"...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation?

Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God. Razz


Aramor's going to ejaculate in the eyes of God???? I'm not sure he'd like that. GTG, Christian Fundamentalists are trying to pipebomb my house.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime you ejaculate in God's eyes, He wipes out another undiscovered animal species in the Brazilian rain forests...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't it like that time when KoRn gave Head to Jesus?

((Sorry, couldn't help myself))
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Isn't it like that time when KoRn gave Head to Jesus?

((Sorry, couldn't help myself))


Nice. You know he's actually got a website called headtochrist or something, I read it in Rock Sound. Also I'm pretty sure that God doesn't need to eradicate rainforest species, we're doing a perfectly good job of that ourselves.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I declare this thread:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Any excuse...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean I got burned or I burned everyone else?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who can say?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Everytime you ejaculate in God's eyes, He wipes out another undiscovered animal species in the Brazilian rain forests...


And everytime someone masturbates he kills a kitten... this god dude doesn't really like animals, now does he.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive gone at least 1 month without burpin the worm.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm out. *slaps down money*
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very well, send me the video evidence so I can make my referees decision. Twisted Evil Send it to mrchainsaw@icantbelievetheyletmeoutofprison.net
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? Twisted Evil


Maybe we should start the process of processing the selections for a comittee to determine the need for a comittee to discuss the possibility of a process meant to investigate the process of a comittee who's determined to find out if you're not lying.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Very well, send me the video evidence so I can make my referees decision. Twisted Evil Send it to mrchainsaw@icantbelievetheyletmeoutofprison.net


Who needs videos when it happens everyday in public?

Here's a secret thats among the ranks of the female gender: If you spot a woman in really tight jeans (I'm talking on the brink of a camel-toe incident) and she always seems to readjust her seating position by moving her hips a bit in a few directions...chances are she's masturbating.

I did it all the time in school. And no one was the wiser! But of course, it's one of those feel-good things where a woman doesn't honey up her panties and jeans, but rather just a short burst of pleasure to help her get through the day.

And people wondered why I always aced my tests.

Me: (thinking) "Ahh, crap...what did he buy? What did Thomas Jefferson fuckin' buy?"
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Me: (thinking) "OOOHH GOD, YES! LOUISIANA PURCHASE! Two points!"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn you females! When we try do masturbate, we get this huge effin log in our pants for the world to see! Damnyous! Damnyous all to hell!

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I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? Twisted Evil


Maybe we should start the process of processing the selections for a comittee to determine the need for a comittee to discuss the possibility of a process meant to investigate the process of a comittee who's determined to find out if you're not lying.


This statement is false?
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