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Satan Crime Wash
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| Aramor wrote: | | Mr Chainsaw, you have until the next time Crotchfire masturbates to come up with a good signature that shows how good I am at winning this contest! HA! |
I'm not sure I can do that in less than 5 seconds. 
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| Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation? |
Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God. 
Btw, there was a shitload names for female masturbation at that site to which desert_drum provided a link quite some time ago.
Find it yourselves! 
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Crotchfire
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Just keep in mind, Aramor, that we're not starting this thing off till Monday. In other words, make sure your weekend's a LOT of fun!
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siliconsara
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I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something.
Like what Holly said...I've gone weeks, or even months without touching myself or even without looking at pornographic material on purpose.
That's what mental illness can do to someone
I won't join the contest, I can easily beat you all (no pun intended).
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation? |
Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God.
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Just in case anyone wants to look at the etymology of "masturbation"... http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=masturbation&searchmode=none
Hahaha
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| techno_dracula wrote: | | I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something. |
Well, it's not like that... it's more like... I'm bored... I stumble upon pornographic material on the internet... I get in the mood... etc etc.
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| techno_dracula wrote: | | I'm surprised that some of you have to actually "hold out" on masturbation, like you are starving or something. |
Behold, the power of testosterone!
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Seriously, I go nuts if I haven't had any sexual relief. I almost popped a boner in my Capoeira class... and holy crap would that have been embarrassing.
In case you're wondering why, the style of pants we wear are called "Abadas" which are really freaking tight... comfy, but they make it look like I'm wearing a codpiece.
I also drive faster and more aggressively, and lash out randomly.
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hence "crotchfire"...
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation? |
Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term. But I am pretty sure that it still is in the eyes of God. |
Aramor's going to ejaculate in the eyes of God???? I'm not sure he'd like that. GTG, Christian Fundamentalists are trying to pipebomb my house.
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Everytime you ejaculate in God's eyes, He wipes out another undiscovered animal species in the Brazilian rain forests...
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| techno_dracula wrote: | Isn't it like that time when KoRn gave Head to Jesus?
((Sorry, couldn't help myself)) |
Nice. You know he's actually got a website called headtochrist or something, I read it in Rock Sound. Also I'm pretty sure that God doesn't need to eradicate rainforest species, we're doing a perfectly good job of that ourselves.
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I declare this thread:
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Any excuse...
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Does that mean I got burned or I burned everyone else?
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Who can say?
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| munan wrote: | | Everytime you ejaculate in God's eyes, He wipes out another undiscovered animal species in the Brazilian rain forests... |
And everytime someone masturbates he kills a kitten... this god dude doesn't really like animals, now does he.
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ive gone at least 1 month without burpin the worm.
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I'm out. *slaps down money*
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I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? 
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| Holly wrote: | | I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? |
Maybe we should start the process of processing the selections for a comittee to determine the need for a comittee to discuss the possibility of a process meant to investigate the process of a comittee who's determined to find out if you're not lying.
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Who needs videos when it happens everyday in public?
Here's a secret thats among the ranks of the female gender: If you spot a woman in really tight jeans (I'm talking on the brink of a camel-toe incident) and she always seems to readjust her seating position by moving her hips a bit in a few directions...chances are she's masturbating.
I did it all the time in school. And no one was the wiser! But of course, it's one of those feel-good things where a woman doesn't honey up her panties and jeans, but rather just a short burst of pleasure to help her get through the day.
And people wondered why I always aced my tests.
Me: (thinking) "Ahh, crap...what did he buy? What did Thomas Jefferson fuckin' buy?"
*hipshifthipshifthipshift*
Me: (thinking) "OOOHH GOD, YES! LOUISIANA PURCHASE! Two points!"
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Damn you females! When we try do masturbate, we get this huge effin log in our pants for the world to see! Damnyous! Damnyous all to hell!
| Aramor wrote: | | Holly wrote: | | I'm afraid I didn't think to capture it on film, but since we're on the honor system I don't think you really need proof now, do you? |
Maybe we should start the process of processing the selections for a comittee to determine the need for a comittee to discuss the possibility of a process meant to investigate the process of a comittee who's determined to find out if you're not lying. |
This statement is false?
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