Remember that episode of Seinfeld...

Munan · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:11 am Post subject:

What about slapping the monkey
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:08 am Post subject:

Shooting the one-shot yoghurt gun.
Consulting with Dr. Yerkovich.
Walking hand in hand with Palmela.
Etc etc...

There's a site somewhere with like a 100 ways to say it.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:13 am Post subject:

I'm sorry, none of those are even remotely as funny as "Burp the worm"

Anyway, day 3 and I'm still master of my domain...

Giggity.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:16 am Post subject:

Do you count from the moment you started this topic or from the moment you last burped your worm? Razz

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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject:

Nothing that specific, I just know that Sunday was the last day I burped my worm *snicker*.

So I've gone two full days, hence I'm on day 3.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES!! Math humor rules!

I'd like to be your derivative
Whenever I find you near
'Cause then I'd be the tangent
To all your curves, my dear.
'Cause you're as intriguing as is pi
And I don't care if you're late.
Just like fermat's final theorem,
You're more than worth the wait.
I wanna ride the peaks
Of our oscillating junction
And then I'll bring my x
To the limit of your function.
What's wrong, my love, what's wrong?
My poem sounds like a lecture?
If you don't like my wit, my girl,
How 'bout my normal vector?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject:

I simply don't masturbate...
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject:

I bet you like Unix, too.

*Breathlessly waits for someone to get the joke*
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

I got it, what do I win?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject:

I really don't get it.
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Blaster · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject:

Some never do, my friend. Some never do. Crying or Very sad

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Metal_Pred · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject:

I'm out, not because I'm not the master of my domain anymore, I just find this suddenly lame.
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:24 pm Post subject:

Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject:

Yay! Ipsa and Mr. Chainsaw got my joke! You both get cookies.
Homonyms rule!
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Blaster · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject:

I think you were working the "homophone" angle.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject:

Yes, yes I was. Kinda picky of you to point that out, though :/
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Blaster · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:09 am Post subject:

Yeah, well, I do what I can. Cool

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Crotchfire · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:58 am Post subject:

The is easily the best way I've ever seen to ask for a 69. Giggity.

...please make sure that if you ever use that particular poem, give credit to me (Crotchfire or Randomguy, I go by both).
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Blaster · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:35 am Post subject:

Nice! The integral, I mean.
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