Alien Loves Predator Forum Index
         
FAQFAQ    SearchSearch    RegisterRegister    ProfileProfile    Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages    Log inLog in 
Remember that episode of Seinfeld...
    page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Alien Loves Predator Forum Index -> General B.S.
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Blaster
Moderator


Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Apr 2005
Posts: 2544
Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say you are all doomed. Simon is a ringer; you can't beat him.
Maybe it's time for some dirty tricks, like emailing him porn or something... Twisted Evil
_________________
Context is everything.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Aramor



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14137
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, let's go to some sleezy website and put in his email for the daily free porn stuff... wicked!
_________________
Photoshopperholic wrote:
Mighty Lord Aramor


Fail of the day:
Syn wrote:
your balls didn't get suck
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Munan
Moderator


Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 30 May 2005
Posts: 3232
Location: Living on my own

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First you'd have to find out what turns him on, though. Sending him all kind of porn wouldn't work, because there would be as much stuff turning him on as turning him off.

I don't know? Maybe this'll work?

http://giant-panda.com/pandapicture.html
_________________
The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Aramor



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14137
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, that'll definitely make him cream his pants...
_________________
Photoshopperholic wrote:
Mighty Lord Aramor


Fail of the day:
Syn wrote:
your balls didn't get suck
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Satan Crime Wash



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 1980

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Edit: Just a question... is looking at porn long enough for you to ejaculate considered masturbation?

Strictly speaking, it is not, based upon the etymology of the term.


Sadly according to the rules established by whoever could be bothered to post at that time, spaffing in his trollies without manual input doesn't mean he's outta the contest.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Crotchfire



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 527
Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So... er... uh, I saw two very attractive young women kissing... with tongue... as I was channel surfing... and, well... uh...

I'm OUT!
_________________
The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/smackdabastard

Anyway I'm still in. Panda Porn does not turn me on...
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Satan Crime Wash



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 1980

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
So... er... uh, I saw two very attractive young women kissing... with tongue... as I was channel surfing... and, well... uh...

I'm OUT!


Falls at the first post. Crotchfire loses: Selfabusality.


_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Blaster
Moderator


Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Apr 2005
Posts: 2544
Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
So... er... uh, I saw two very attractive young women kissing... with tongue... as I was channel surfing... and, well... uh...

I'm OUT!

Wow, that was just sad. Your powers are weak!
_________________
Context is everything.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yes, I forgot. No use trying to email me porn. As you can see, it's hotmail. Try breaking through that filter.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Aramor



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14137
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
Crotchfire vs Aramor. Round one. FIGHT!!

My prediction: Crotchfire wins, abstentionality.


Ahum.

Edit:
Me of course wrote:
Mr Chainsaw, you have until the next time Crotchfire masturbates to come up with a good signature that shows how good I am at winning this contest! HA!


Double ahum.
_________________
Photoshopperholic wrote:
Mighty Lord Aramor


Fail of the day:
Syn wrote:
your balls didn't get suck
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
helmet boy



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 1239
Location: either a small room or a big box

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
So... er... uh, I saw two very attractive young women kissing... with tongue... as I was channel surfing... and, well... uh...

I'm OUT!


ok, that was quick, i mean really quick. and also, what about wet dreams Very Happy
_________________
Meh
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, you have to be aware of your petting the chiuaua to count.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Crotchfire



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 527
Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently, I am not master of my domain.

Wet dreams are a tough issue. It's like your subconscious ran out of the will to resist, but no one else is involved in the worm's burp...

I'm voting that a wet dream does count as elimination.
_________________
The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Blaster
Moderator


Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Apr 2005
Posts: 2544
Location: Chicago

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Adam Carolla always says,"A wet dream is God jerking you off."
Anyway, how could you even count that? It's involuntary. This is supposed to be a test of will. Any intentional act should disqualify a participant.
_________________
Context is everything.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
helmet boy



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 1239
Location: either a small room or a big box

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Apparently, I am not master of my domain.

Wet dreams are a tough issue. It's like your subconscious ran out of the will to resist, but no one else is involved in the worm's burp...

I'm voting that a wet dream does count as elimination.


come, give a guy a break, its not like you can help dreaming.
_________________
Meh
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Munan
Moderator


Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 30 May 2005
Posts: 3232
Location: Living on my own

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
"A wet dream is God jerking you off."


Everytime God jerks me off, I'll kill an angel.

Let this be a warning!
_________________
The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Satan Crime Wash



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 1980

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Some douchebag wrote:
Mr Chainsaw, you have until the next time Crotchfire masturbates to come up with a good signature that shows how good I am at winning this contest! HA!


Double ahum.


I'm saving my A material for if / when you win.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Aramor



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14137
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
I'm saving my A material for if / when you win.


Uhm, didn't I kinda win by holding out with jerking longer than Crotchprematurefire? Or am I missing something here.
Or do you mean that I also have to win from the other contestants? And who were they again?
_________________
Photoshopperholic wrote:
Mighty Lord Aramor


Fail of the day:
Syn wrote:
your balls didn't get suck
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still going strong...
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Holly Resurrected



Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 976
Location: The Shadow Gallery

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, the contest started monday, right? Okay, I'm still in.
_________________
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Still internet married to Tripper.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
helmet boy



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 1239
Location: either a small room or a big box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Still going strong...


man, if you dont pull the taffy then you must have a load of wet dreams all the time.
_________________
Meh
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Crotchfire



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 527
Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually the real reason I lost so early is that I had a test on Tuesday, and, well, I didn't find out about till Monday night, at which point I decided that I'd probably do better on it if I were relaxed. :/

I'll do better in the next contest.

Anyway, my AFROTC roommate just told me that the favorite euphemism among pilots is "Logging some stick time."
_________________
The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Simon_Says



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6823
Location: Being generally opposing.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So who's still in anyway?
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Alien Loves Predator Forum Index -> General B.S. All times are GMT - 5 Hours
    page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
Page 6 of 9

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group