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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| mr.brightside wrote: | | are you in love with matians |
nope cannot stand them.
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Simon_Says
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Nope, I don't think anyone could loves matians.
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sardine
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:12 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Nope, I don't think anyone could loves matians. |
That's hilarious. I did a Yahoo Image search for "matian" and this came up:
Obviously some Japanese website cannot spell the name of the Canadian PM! |
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Blaster
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Wow, Sardine, where have you been?
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sardine
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| Blaster wrote: | | Wow, Sardine, where have you been? |
Lurking about but I'm still here!!! Since the comix aren't as frequent I don't check in as much. I was busy for awhile so while I may read stuff didn't have time to respond.
Oh yeah, i'm martian in case no one figured it out. I was really bored at work a few days ago and was reading stuff about War of the Worlds. I thought I'd sign up as some doorknob and do some theme posts for shits and giggles. |
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Blaster
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:04 am Post subject: |
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Doorknob, eh...?
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sikas 144
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one, coz the facehugger would be like "(facehugger noise)" and the guy would be like "mmmmmmppppphhhh" and then the facehugger would be like "eeeeeeeeee" and fall off, then the guy would be like  and then he'd be like "AHHHHH" and then. um.... maybe three, but one would need to be a queen-a-ma-jigger
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Grim
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| Y'all know that facehuggers rape your face, right? |
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mr.brightside
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they don't rape your face they get on your face and lay a alien inside you then the alien burst out of your chest and then eats the remains of the host or finds a place to eat then they become adults.
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Lady_Shera
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| mr.brightside wrote: | | they don't rape your face they get on your face and lay a alien inside you then the alien burst out of your chest and then eats the remains of the host or finds a place to eat then they become adults. |
its the same as raping your face so just go with it so we don't get an argument started.
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Satan Crime Wash
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| mr.brightside wrote: | | they don't rape your face they get on your face and lay a alien inside you then the alien burst out of your chest and then eats the remains of the host or finds a place to eat then they become adults. |
Well I'm glad you're here to tell us these things professor.
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Blaster
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| Grim wrote: | | Y'all know that facehuggers rape your face, right? |
It's not rape if you like it.
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Aramor
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| Blaster wrote: | | Grim wrote: | | Y'all know that facehuggers rape your face, right? |
It's not rape if you like it. |
Finally, someone who understands...
Here's a tip btw, put a gun to her head, and she'll tell you she likes it... what? Never tried it? *Realizes what the fuck he is saying* Uhm... well... errrm... that's just... uhm... what I heard... ya know...
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Digitaaliklosetti
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| Blaster wrote: | | Grim wrote: | | Y'all know that facehuggers rape your face, right? |
It's not rape if you like it. |
Despite what you might think, that defense almost never works in court.
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Aramor
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Despite what you might think, that defense almost never works in court. |
Yeah well, you're a sucky rapist in the first place if they find out about you... you just have to make sure no one sees you... and traumatize the bitch so much she'll be so fucking afraid of you, she wont say a word.
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The Huge Wing Wong
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Looks like Aramor has some experience in raping.Or maybe he knows this because he gets Buttraped every other week
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| The Huge Wing Wong wrote: | | Looks like Aramor has some experience in raping.Or maybe he knows this because he gets Buttraped every other week |
Yo mom gets buttraped... by me!
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Corporal Waffle
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ok... NOW you are FAR over the security line 
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Satan Crime Wash
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Well, this is just wrong. I think this topic is gonna need a safety word.
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Munan
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| Aramor wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Despite what you might think, that defense almost never works in court. |
Yeah well, you're a sucky rapist in the first place if they find out about you... you just have to make sure no one sees you... and traumatize the bitch so much she'll be so fucking afraid of you, she wont say a word. |
Fuck, Aramor, this is neither useful or funny. At least your ducktape craze was so over the top it was amusing, but this is just...wrong!
A huge wring wrong, to be precise...
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Digitaaliklosetti
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| Aramor wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Despite what you might think, that defense almost never works in court. |
Yeah well, you're a sucky rapist in the first place if they find out about you... you just have to make sure no one sees you... and traumatize the bitch so much she'll be so fucking afraid of you, she wont say a word. |
I thrive to change the face of rape forever, and make it enjoyable.
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For me, at least.
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A huge wring wrong, to be precise... |
Every time you make a pun that bad, a fairy does not only die, but drops down in a comatose state, retaining only feeling of all her senses and slowly burns to death, like a ball of hair over a pile of smoldering coal, for two full weeks, leaving only a black stain, that can never be cleaned.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| munan wrote: | Fuck, Aramor, this is neither useful or funny. At least your ducktape craze was so over the top it was amusing, but this is just...wrong!
A huge wring wrong, to be precise... |
Sorry if I offended you... but I have to get that out of my system once in a while. You try living with a person who thinks about stuff like that 24/7.
But I'll STFU now... you had a really bad pun though...
Oh, and the safety word is this:
| Blaster wrote: | | Ok, stop it or you'll be banned. |
If you get how I mean that.
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Satan Crime Wash
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I get how you mean that. Glad you didn't just say Blaster, cos shouting out his name as a safety word during... well, it could be embarassing. 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I would be honored.
And yeah, you should probably tone down all the rape stuff just a little, Aramor.
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