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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't matter if it kills her or not. The eggs will continue the havoc. And just imagine if a cow or Sheep were to stray too near those eggs..

Cowomorph and Sheepomorph!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my god!!! SHEEPOMORPHS!!! THE WORLD WILL END BEFORE WE CAN SAY 'Hey y'all, come look at this...'!!! REPENT, REPENT!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no!! Bad call - I repent, I repent!!

Haha, anyway, I've made my point. Eggs will make the havoc roll.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The eggs are usualy close to the queen, if said queen gets kill by said soldiers it is likely said soldiers know about said eggs, thus if they are commaded by a competent commander, said soldiers would employ the old, tried and true technique of burning the with ye old fashion flamethrower. Thus said egg problem dissapearsand there is no reason or need to repent afore writen posts...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon wrote:
The eggs are usualy close to the queen...


Yup, that's the problem. Because they can be away from the queen too.. like the beginning of Alien III. Who'ld expect there to be an egg within the ship?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
Oh my god!!! SHEEPOMORPHS!!! THE WORLD WILL END BEFORE WE CAN SAY 'Hey y'all, come look at this...'!!! REPENT, REPENT!!!


Wink Sheepomorphs? That incudes a sheepoqueen? Hmmm, screw zoology, sheeps don't lay eggs.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
...sheepoqueen?...


Aramor - I mean, angelus_raptor, you reading this? We've got to stop the Sheepoqueen!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quickly, everybody grab a toy mouse filled with flower!!! DOWN WITH THE SHEEPOQUEEN!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be careful. She can send sheepofacehuggers to impregnate you.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GENTLEMEN!!! (and gentlewomen) ARM YOUR TOWELS!!! THE WAR AGAINST THE SHEEP BEGINS!!!

Well, not really, we're still safe... but if the Sheep attack our planet, I'll let you guys know.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing worse than a xenomorph is a xenosheep.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What what what? This thread is alive again? NOOBS!

Spidey-mania wrote:
I dig pandas!!!! Very Happy

I think its cause my Koala bear martial arts training....

but yea...I totally love Pandas who happen to be Shoguns.

*slips her number to Simon* call me if you want some bamboo.
*wink wink*

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Come on now! pandas are dead sexy! I wanna just...feed him bamboo all day long! and all night long something else...>.>

Oooooh. Yummie.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
...like the beginning of Alien III. Who'ld expect there to be an egg within the ship?

There was no egg. Only fuggers.

DAMNIT DOUBLE POST!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
GENTLEMEN!!! (and gentlewomen) ARM YOUR TOWELS!!! THE WAR AGAINST THE SHEEP BEGINS!!!

but if the Sheep attack our planet, I'll let you guys know.


If they will, send them to Romania. I'd have food for a year. By the way it was nice you remembered I'm a girl, and typed at feminine.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, how could I forget that a nice girl like you is a... girl... rrrrright... too many girls in that sentence...

Then again, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sisters...?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, what about them?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oops, haven't been here in a while. lol. But yes Simon I'll feed you all night long "panda food". Believe me, You'll never want to leave. *wink wink*

Maybe I'm being a bit too sexy for my own good. >.> lol

Lol at Aramor. Women are like a basketball game. If you keep doing the right moves, theres a chance you're going to score.

That was corny.

Anywho!! n_n death to the Sheepomorphs!!!! *gets her anti-sheepomorph spray armed and ready*
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
... a toy mouse filled with flower!!!...


Lol Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spidey-mania wrote:

Lol at Aramor. Women are like a basketball game. If you keep doing the right moves, theres a chance you're going to score.


Aramor treats womans like baseball balls. Every time one get close to him , he shouts her away.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh, no I don't...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Either that or he just introduce them to face huggers. Could Aramor be a face hugger pimp in disguise?! Bum Bum Buuuuuuuum.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>.<

Zey zaw through my dizguize!!! Come Igoromorph, ve must flee to our nuclear wessel!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao. Love the Russian accent.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zank you, komrad! Now, drink zome vodka vith me!!!

Not wodka blue though... that stuff tastes like dishwashing... stuff..
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