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mr.brightside
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 Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: how many aliens does it take to take over the world |
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i wondered how many aliens does it take to rule the world:?:
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Simon_Says
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Only one to rule your world.
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mr.brightside
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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oh because i thot it would take a millon 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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one facehugger + dog = world domination for Xenomorphs
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| If aliens chestbursted out of the english they could make a new british empire. |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:40 am Post subject: |
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change a light bulb jokes? i've never heard of them, but they've inspired me enough to say that if the xenomorphs ever invented the lightbulb, they would be all white.
okay, doesn't make sense.
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mr.brightside
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:41 am Post subject: |
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no this is your opinion 
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it will just take one Queen 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:22 am Post subject: |
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well, first you got to remember the earth military forces who would be able to hold them back with more firepower and atom bombs. then, you got the terran all over the world which they would need to get across. and oceans, if they can swim, they would probely drown. then you got our air forces where one apache could take on a single hive as long as it was higher than there jump range, and then, oh, you dont care.
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Simon_Says
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Remember that the xenomorphs are well known for spanking marine ass. Using stealth and guerilla tactics, the xenomorphs could overpower almost any military force. It would take a while for us to realise there's a xenomorph invasion, and when that happens we won't use nukes. All the terrain over the planet is not going to stop them, as xenomorphs can adapt to almost any situation.
Oceans and mountains wouln't psoe a problem. Xenomorphs can survive indefinately underwater, as well as the harsh landscape of LV-426, which I believe is far harsher than any terrestrial environment.
Even with air forces the xenomorphs would probably try to stick indoors or underground to avoid fire, and when that apache needs to refuel, the xenos just hang out at the hangars. Then you have the issue of xenomorphs being undetectable through conventional means (they do not show up on infra-red). Nope, no auto-tracking rockets are going to do any good.
Then you have the sheer numbers, they can reprouce like crazy when human urban centers are concerned. Now add all the wildlife.
In short, the xenomorphs would own our asses. They only need maybe one or two cities to start up, and then the world is fucked.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:54 am Post subject: |
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Remember that the xenomorphs are well known for spanking marine ass. Using stealth and guerilla tactics, the xenomorphs could overpower almost any military force. It would take a while for us to realise there's a xenomorph invasion, and when that happens we won't use nukes. All the terrain over the planet is not going to stop them, as xenomorphs can adapt to almost any situation.
Oceans and mountains wouln't psoe a problem. Xenomorphs can survive indefinately underwater, as well as the harsh landscape of LV-426, which I believe is far harsher than any terrestrial environment.
Even with air forces the xenomorphs would probably try to stick indoors or underground to avoid fire, and when that apache needs to refuel, the xenos just hang out at the hangars. Then you have the issue of xenomorphs being undetectable through conventional means (they do not show up on infra-red). Nope, no auto-tracking rockets are going to do any good.
Then you have the sheer numbers, they can reprouce like crazy when human urban centers are concerned. Now add all the wildlife.
In short, the xenomorphs would own our asses. They only need maybe one or two cities to start up, and then the world is fucked. |
i know you are, but what am i
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | change a light bulb jokes? i've never heard of them, but they've inspired me enough to say that if the xenomorphs ever invented the lightbulb, they would be all white.
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Light Bulb joke ' how many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? ( i hope there aret any emos here) none, they prefer to cry in the dark.
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but, after about two citys would be hit, we would be able to orgasnise defeances in diffrent countrys and carpet bomb the sh!t out of them, dont forget, how the hell would a queen/egg, get to earth.
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Hey guys, I'm back again, and since this is the first thread I'm posting in, I'll just spill my guts here...
*Spills his guts*
Okay, now that that is out, I'll continue my story... my new internet is finally working, so expect me to be here a little more than the last few days. And btw, did something happen to my monitor or does the forum look different? It's b-e-a-utiful! I think... it looks different... all shiny... and sparkly...
Ok, now for the on-topic bullshit...
What da Pandaman said...
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | but, after about two citys would be hit, we would be able to orgasnise defeances in diffrent countrys and carpet bomb the sh!t out of them, dont forget, how the hell would a queen/egg, get to earth. |
Carpet bomb the place, when they're underground. Yep that's gonna work. We'd also be destroying huge chunks of city, historical landmarks, libraries, museums, etc. This is earth we're talking about, now some outpost stuck in the middle of nowhere noone really cares about like LV-426.
The best way would be to quarintine the place, surround the area with artillery, and send heavily armed soldiers/vehicles and pick off the xenos one by one. Snipers would do well in such this situation. They stick back and pick of the aliens from a very safe distance.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | The best way would be to quarintine the place, surround the area with artillery, and send heavily armed soldiers/vehicles and pick off the xenos one by one. Snipers would do well in such this situation. They stick back and pick of the aliens from a very safe distance. |
Who then go underground and emerge behind them and slaughter them...
Face it, Xenos rule, humans drool... well, Xenos drool too, but they can't help it...
Well, they can... I did... when I was a Xeno... have to do all that shit again... anybody got an arm and a leg to spare?
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Silent!Scream is dead. Use his.
Ripley went right into the hive's heart and got out with barely a scratch. Now in our situation, you got soldiers who are far more capable, who know the layout of the area, and if all else fails, can flame the underground. Even better, if the surface wouldn't be affected too badly, bomb the undergorund and crush the xenos from above.
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Yeah well but if I remember correctly, the Queen kinda let Ripley in... plus, we're not talking about one hive from a stupid colonists... colony... we're talking an entire metropole gone wing-wong.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Good point. But then again we're not talking about some tiny squad either.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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No, we're talking about some triggerhappy morons who never encountered an alien before... Ripley on the other hand, is an alien extermination expert. So I still say Ripley rules and Xenos will take over the world...
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Triggerhappy morons? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Triggerhappy morons? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. |
On some other forum I used to hang out (it was related to the Red Alert mod for Renegade) they had a topic called "Unit overview: Noobs" and they discussed how valuable noobs are... when they are on the other team... 
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Oh no! The Green Goblin!!! Oh wait, it's just the pointy-eared, speech-imperatived hand-puppet...
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