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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:24 pm    Post subject: Britney Gives Birth To Predator Reply with quote

Early rumours are that Britney Spears' baby, born this morning, will be named 'Preston'.

(Oh, the 'BS' in the forum name *is* 'Britney Spears', right?) Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's spawned? Ah geez...

The horsemen are saddling up...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's hope this Preston turns out half as awesome as the Preston we know and love.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the kid is Britney's I don't expect too much.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... into the River Styx...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote





Sorry guys, you know I had to do it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry guys, you know I had to do it. Laughing


i was already laughing when i saw the title. and now THIS?!

roflmao XD
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Lord, Holly. First of all, did Britney really ever have such a hot stomach?

Second, and answer truthfully... did you change the shadow on the left to match the new head? You probably didn't have to, huh?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bernieh wrote:
Good Lord, Holly. First of all, did Britney really ever have such a hot stomach?


Well, I didn't do anything to the stomach, so I guess so.

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Second, and answer truthfully... did you change the shadow on the left to match the new head? You probably didn't have to, huh?


Here's the original picture: http://www.oldsocks.co.uk/pictures/Britney%20Spears/Britney%20Spears_103.jpg

I think I blurred it a little, but I mostly just erased the hair. The shadow was just about right for Preston's head Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bernieh wrote:
Good Lord, Holly. First of all, did Britney really ever have such a hot stomach?

Yes...when she was 18.....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I guess it addeds up that mrs. plastic gave birth to a predator I mean she does eat a lot of "meat".
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She probably had a similarly hot stomach when she was 17, but... that would be wrong to point that out, all you dirty, dirty old men.
I can't believe you would point that out.

Okay, I wish I had abs like that.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I thought it was a black lady's body until I saw the original. Scary. And yeah, I could see all the plastic in her body coalescing into an exosceleton on the fetus in the womb. If only he is as stable and levelheaded as our lovely preston.


Someone find him an Abe to be his live-in pal!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did anyone see that shirt she had on before she spawned. It was a blue sleevless, with "I have the golden ticket" written on it and an arrow pointing at her foetus. What an f-ing redneck.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AbbyNormal wrote:
She probably had a similarly hot stomach when she was 17, but... that would be wrong to point that out, all you dirty, dirty old men.
I can't believe you would point that out.

Okay, I wish I had abs like that.
hey! I had a shower today so I'm not dirty. And I like to point out that I'm only a couple years older then you. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

angelus_raptor wrote:
Holly wrote:




Sorry guys, you know I had to do it. Laughing


i was already laughing when i saw the title. and now THIS?!

roflmao XD

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That is just too funny!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly, I envy you.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Holly, I envy you.


But you have a sick distorted sense of humor too! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My picture editing skills pale compared to yours. I mean, you removed Brtiney's entire head and replaced it with a Pred's! The best I can do is cover up an image...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have photoshop or another basic editing program that supports layers, it's a cinch. You just cut around the part you want to paste on, carefully erase all the white around it, and then erase the underlying image, using the smudge tool to blend it together. The one above isn't great because the head and body are different colors and the neck doesn't really meld, but erasing her head was simple because of the white background. No surrounding details to worry about.

Just give it a little practice, you'll pick it up in no time. It also helps to get a wacom pen and tablet if you don't have one. You will be amazed at the control it gives you.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks I'll try that out sometime.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy................AHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was the best since the spam thread 'U suck' (started by K994)
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