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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: your news Reply with quote

hello, now i know that we all live in diffrent areas of the globe and chances are none of us live within a 100km of somebody else on these forums thank god, so if you see a unusual on the five a cloak news or the news paper, tell us about it or even better, post the link
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:28 am    Post subject: Re: your news Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
thank god


God, i love doing that =P

anyway, for serious matters,

past couple of days, a woman's head, arms and legs were found in black plastic bags in three seperate locations within 100 m radius from each other. the head, found first, was located near the entrance of an underground railway station. the police suspected this is a case of murder.

freaky, and i thought stuff like this will not happen in a place like Singapore...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:29 am    Post subject: Re: your news Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
chances are none of us live within a 100km of somebody else on these forums thank god


That's how you do it...

Well, news... don't really follow the news... temperature's going down though...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahh, i've been schooled. yessir, i shall take note and do no more careless mistakes any more *Razz*

temperature going down? so's here, it's been raining like f**k. thunderstorm last night.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From 'The Guardian' 15/11/05

Announcements:

'Marriages'

'Rabbi Roderick Young and David Mooney,
are delighted to announce that they were married on Saturday evening, 29 October 2005, in MontreaL Canada. We were married by our dear friend Rabbi Jennifer Krause under the auspices(?) of Temple Emanuel Beth Sholom. We look forward to the day when all gay and lesbian people are given the freedom to marry and we thank the government and people of Canada for their courage.'
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So, a rabbi marries a Moonie then - thank you Canada for your progressive bilingualality[/u]
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Breaking News: Teachers and professors in Romania are continuing their strike!(fact is no one in Western University of Timisoara is on strike, I know that for a fact.)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

breaking news! this thread is meant to stay dead!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
breaking news! this thread is meant to stay dead!

No!No! Clear!! [Ziit] No pulse! Clear! [Ziit] I'm sorry Jim we've lost him!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Xeno wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay


trying to buy some freinds eh?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mr Xeno wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay


trying to buy some freinds eh?


Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure, I'm not much for beer myself.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay then, free cola to everybody!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can buy me as many beers as you want...

But I'll have to think about us becoming friends then...
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Xeno, you're officialy broke.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, Mr Xeno, im not really a beer person (got too many alcoholics in my family to be screwing around w/ that stuff)...a vanilla pepsi would be greatly appreciated, though.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blackmage wrote:
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Oh god Shocked , you're right, hmmm i better start selling some alien eggs
to pay the bills Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me, they're hard to sell on this planet...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well i can try selling them to Wayland - Yutani Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should try Blackmage Corp. nobody can beat our prices.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or i can try to sell them as easter egg's
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well i can try selling them to Wayland - Yutani Wink


It's "Weyland-Yutani Corp." you illiterate wannabe-fan Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's "Weyland-Yutani Corp." you illiterate wannabe-fan Razz


Sorry sir Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this one is accordin to Mr Xeno's signature pic:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Today a science wrew found the remains of a human body in the jungle.
he was later identefyed as David Attenboraug. This was done by looking at a camera found nearby.

the the new and super-digital camera showed in detail what happened to him: (note that the camera was programed to take 2 pictures pr. sec.)

1. A unidenefyed green thing approaches this "scene" containes 501 different pictures
2. The "thing" get irritated (shown in 15 pictures)
3. The "thing" throws tha camera away (shown by 10 pictures)
4. The "thing" putts the camera pinting at David (24pictures)
5. The "thing" starts to open poor David (57 pictures)
6. The "thing" finaly cutts off David's arms and leggs before removing David's head (shown in 1643 picures)
When all this is done the "Thing" laughs for about 10 picures and then runns away.

The local authoriteys hav no idea off what could have done this, but the goverment has premited a group off five to neter the specifyed area to find and file data about this creature.


Later on we heard that Pamala Anderson has gotten bigger boobs......
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vevlaa wrote:
this one is accordin to Mr Xeno's signature pic:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Today a science wrew found the remains of a human body in the jungle.
he was later identefyed as David Attenboraug. This was done by looking at a camera found nearby.

the the new and super-digital camera showed in detail what happened to him: (note that the camera was programed to take 2 pictures pr. sec.)

1. A unidenefyed green thing approaches this "scene" containes 501 different pictures
2. The "thing" get irritated (shown in 15 pictures)
3. The "thing" throws tha camera away (shown by 10 pictures)
4. The "thing" putts the camera pinting at David (24pictures)
5. The "thing" starts to open poor David (57 pictures)
6. The "thing" finaly cutts off David's arms and leggs before removing David's head (shown in 1643 picures)
When all this is done the "Thing" laughs for about 10 picures and then runns away.

The local authoriteys hav no idea off what could have done this, but the goverment has premited a group off five to neter the specifyed area to find and file data about this creature.


The camera guy was bothering me Evil or Very Mad
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