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helmet boy
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hello, now i know that we all live in diffrent areas of the globe and chances are none of us live within a 100km of somebody else on these forums thank god, so if you see a unusual on the five a cloak news or the news paper, tell us about it or even better, post the link
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:28 am Post subject: Re: your news |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | thank god |
God, i love doing that =P
anyway, for serious matters,
past couple of days, a woman's head, arms and legs were found in black plastic bags in three seperate locations within 100 m radius from each other. the head, found first, was located near the entrance of an underground railway station. the police suspected this is a case of murder.
freaky, and i thought stuff like this will not happen in a place like Singapore...
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Aramor
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: Re: your news |
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | chances are none of us live within a 100km of somebody else on these forums thank god |
That's how you do it...
Well, news... don't really follow the news... temperature's going down though...
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:35 am Post subject: |
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ahh, i've been schooled. yessir, i shall take note and do no more careless mistakes any more * *
temperature going down? so's here, it's been raining like f**k. thunderstorm last night.
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From 'The Guardian' 15/11/05
Announcements:
'Marriages'
'Rabbi Roderick Young and David Mooney,
are delighted to announce that they were married on Saturday evening, 29 October 2005, in MontreaL Canada. We were married by our dear friend Rabbi Jennifer Krause under the auspices(?) of Temple Emanuel Beth Sholom. We look forward to the day when all gay and lesbian people are given the freedom to marry and we thank the government and people of Canada for their courage.'
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So, a rabbi marries a Moonie then - thank you Canada for your progressive bilingualality[/u]
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Breaking News: Teachers and professors in Romania are continuing their strike!(fact is no one in Western University of Timisoara is on strike, I know that for a fact.)
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breaking news! this thread is meant to stay dead!
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | breaking news! this thread is meant to stay dead! |
No!No! Clear!! [Ziit] No pulse! Clear! [Ziit] I'm sorry Jim we've lost him!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay |
trying to buy some freinds eh?
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| The Huge Wing Wong wrote: | | Mr Xeno wrote: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............Hmmm who want's beer?
I'll pay |
trying to buy some freinds eh? |
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Blackmage
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Not sure, I'm not much for beer myself.
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Okay then, free cola to everybody!!!!!
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You can buy me as many beers as you want...
But I'll have to think about us becoming friends then...
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Mr Xeno, you're officialy broke.
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well, Mr Xeno, im not really a beer person (got too many alcoholics in my family to be screwing around w/ that stuff)...a vanilla pepsi would be greatly appreciated, though.
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| Blackmage wrote: | | Mr Xeno, you're officialy broke. |
Oh god  , you're right, hmmm i better start selling some alien eggs
to pay the bills 
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Trust me, they're hard to sell on this planet...
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Well i can try selling them to Wayland - Yutani 
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You should try Blackmage Corp. nobody can beat our prices.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Or i can try to sell them as easter egg's
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | | Well i can try selling them to Wayland - Yutani |
It's "Weyland-Yutani Corp." you illiterate wannabe-fan
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| Aramor wrote: | | Mr Xeno wrote: | | Well i can try selling them to Wayland - Yutani |
It's "Weyland-Yutani Corp." you illiterate wannabe-fan |
Sorry sir
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this one is accordin to Mr Xeno's signature pic:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Today a science wrew found the remains of a human body in the jungle.
he was later identefyed as David Attenboraug. This was done by looking at a camera found nearby.
the the new and super-digital camera showed in detail what happened to him: (note that the camera was programed to take 2 pictures pr. sec.)
1. A unidenefyed green thing approaches this "scene" containes 501 different pictures
2. The "thing" get irritated (shown in 15 pictures)
3. The "thing" throws tha camera away (shown by 10 pictures)
4. The "thing" putts the camera pinting at David (24pictures)
5. The "thing" starts to open poor David (57 pictures)
6. The "thing" finaly cutts off David's arms and leggs before removing David's head (shown in 1643 picures)
When all this is done the "Thing" laughs for about 10 picures and then runns away.
The local authoriteys hav no idea off what could have done this, but the goverment has premited a group off five to neter the specifyed area to find and file data about this creature.
Later on we heard that Pamala Anderson has gotten bigger boobs......
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| vevlaa wrote: | this one is accordin to Mr Xeno's signature pic:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Today a science wrew found the remains of a human body in the jungle.
he was later identefyed as David Attenboraug. This was done by looking at a camera found nearby.
the the new and super-digital camera showed in detail what happened to him: (note that the camera was programed to take 2 pictures pr. sec.)
1. A unidenefyed green thing approaches this "scene" containes 501 different pictures
2. The "thing" get irritated (shown in 15 pictures)
3. The "thing" throws tha camera away (shown by 10 pictures)
4. The "thing" putts the camera pinting at David (24pictures)
5. The "thing" starts to open poor David (57 pictures)
6. The "thing" finaly cutts off David's arms and leggs before removing David's head (shown in 1643 picures)
When all this is done the "Thing" laughs for about 10 picures and then runns away.
The local authoriteys hav no idea off what could have done this, but the goverment has premited a group off five to neter the specifyed area to find and file data about this creature.
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The camera guy was bothering me 
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