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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:13 pm    Post subject: What vegetables do you dislike? Reply with quote

"When an official in Viatka province tried to enforce governmental decrees on growing potatoes, he was told that 'the potato is a descendant of that sacred apple for which original man was denied bliss, and that when it was abandoned with a curse on the ground from it was born the potato, and consequently, these seeds are antichrist.' "--from Unfree Labor: American Slavery and Russian Serfdom, Peter Kolchin (Cambridge: The Belknap Press of Harvard University Press, 1987), 313.

What other vegetables do you think are deserving of wrath, either at your own hands or by the deity of your choice should you choose to believe in one?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ahte tomatos. Tomatos are evil, they're ugly, smelly, and taste horrible. They nauseate me.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but a tomato is a fruit. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*smack*

Switch 'tomoto' to 'cucumber' then.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate cauliflower. I don't care for peas much either but I can stand them when they're fresh. Canned green beans suck majorly.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is not one vegetable that I dislike. Anything that is generally considered food (no office supplies or feces) I will cook, eat, and enjoy. If anyone names one on this topic, I owe you a Coke. And dude, tomatoes are the absolute best, I LOVE tomatoes. What the hell is wrong with you? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And we would like a coke because...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And dude, tomatoes are the absolute best, I LOVE tomatoes. What the hell is wrong with you? Very Happy


I'm not a fan of fresh tomatoes. They're slimy. Tomatoes can be saucified, but that's about it.

I dislike eating bell peppers. I don't know if they're fruit or vegetable, but they're still pretty nasty.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa I just don't get it. My wife hates fresh tomatoes too. Now I know that for the most part fresh tomatoes you get at your neighborhood megalowmart are crappy, flavorless, genetically modified, and artificially colored. If you get a fresh, homegrown tomato right out of the garden, get it moist, put some salt on it, and eat it like an apple. Oh my god, tasty.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've tried that, too. My dad used to have a vegetable garden and he loves tomatoes. I just can't handle them. Besides the fact they're slimy, I hate hate hate the tomato caterpillars. (shudder)
I prefer Dr. Pepper. And add some Malibu to that. You know, if I can think of a veggie that you don't like.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brocoli and Cauliflower are my two most hated Vegtables. I think it has to do with the that weird top stuff. I hate the way it feels when I eat it. Also I hate the way they both taste. Mopre so when they're cooked. Bleh. Also, fresh tomatoes, Not eh biggest fan. It has to do with whenyou bite into them all that juice explodes into your mouth. Can't stand that.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, should we infer that you really hate broccoflower? :p
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. that sounds like my arch nemisis to me. I would have to fight it. Then destory it! Twisted Evil Die! DIe! DIE!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
I ahte tomatos. Tomatos are evil, they're ugly, smelly, and taste horrible. They nauseate me.



Not only are they evil, ugly, smelly, they are also killers.

BTW I hate brussels sports, peas and turnips.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asperges... or however you write it in english...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a dream once where I was attacked my huge killer veggies and piles of mashed patotoes. When they bite a person, the person would turn into a zombie.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Broccoli must die. It's like you're eating a small tree. That's made of rubber.

My favorite vegetables are anything green and leafy... spinach, bok choy, watercress. Anyone remember Trumpet of the Swan, when the swan kept asking everybody for watercress sandwiches? My kind of swan.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WITLOF. But I don't know the English name. Aramor, help me out, here!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

White loaf? Razz

I have absolutely no idea what that is in english...
I think it's rather tasty if you put it in a salade with iceberg sla, some cucumber, cubes of cheese and maybe some dressing... but when you cook it? I'd rather be sodomosheeposized by the wookie math teacher...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's disgusting in any form
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know you gave me a nice set-up for a "Yo mom" joke?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, i did not know that
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Asperges... or however you write it in english...


Asparagus. Asperges is a word, but it's Latin.

An online dictionary I've come across equates "witlof" with "chicory."
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A true scientist, not a lazy one, like me. Thank you, lady.

Well, I hate and despise chicory
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