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Ipsa
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| Aramor wrote: | You're lucky I don't know exactly where you live... nah, just kidding... there's plenty of room here Crotchfire... plus, I ordered some movies... here's a small list of some of them:
To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
I don't know how some of those got in there... but hey, I didn't order them.. Randal did. |
Wow... Sounds like Chloe 
"Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No-one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate... "
Poor Crotchfire 
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Digitaaliklosetti
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:39 am Post subject: |
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I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man. 
Mind you, I actually have one, or three magazines myself.
Somewhere.
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Munan
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:07 am Post subject: |
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Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?
The kind that makes grown men cry.
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Satan Crime Wash
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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| munan wrote: | Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?
The kind that makes grown men cry. |
Cease this line of inquiry, some things man is not meant to know.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday...
And yeah, actually buying porn is pretty... hopeless... I mean... three words: in-ter-net!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man.
Mind you, I actually have one, or three magazines myself.
Somewhere. |
When I was growing up, we didn't have this fancy, convenient internet. Hoarding was a necessary process which allowed one to barter at a later date. Plus don't forget the sentimental value. 
| Aramor wrote: | | I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday... |
You're not talking about that Playboy again, are you? 
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Aramor
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday... |
You're not talking about that Playboy again, are you? |
Why, does that count as spam at this point?
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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No, but Playboy doesn't qualify as porn, and hardly qualifies as art. Though I guess it's a good magazine if you need to know how to optimally configure your stereo speakers.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Heh... I own exactly one Playboy. April 2000. It's a badge of honor, for me, because it was the first time I tried to buy one and didn't get carded. I was sixteen.
Now that I'm 21, it's not such a big deal.
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | munan wrote: | Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?
The kind that makes grown men cry. |
Cease this line of inquiry, some things man is not meant to know. |
I want to know, even though it may plunge me into the darkest abyss! Therefore, I will not cease, but inquire more and more and then some.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:20 am Post subject: |
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Yeah... we want to know all about Digit's porn!!!
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We already some some on the A/P Pr0n thread. That's as far as I'll venture.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man.
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and then delete it when you're done. That's what I do.
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