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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ Aramor: Dont worry about it, I'm just hassling Ash.
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If you don't mind a piece of advice, dont tell her thats your nickname. Could be open to misinterpretation. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If only the rest of us can be so lucky.


What are you talking about?
Ok most of us then....
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:08 pm    Post subject: Well... Reply with quote

If it's any consolation (it isn't for me, that's for sure), I haven't been laid in 18 years. That's right.
Now guess how old I am.
How did you know?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: Well... Reply with quote

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If it's any consolation (it isn't for me, that's for sure), I haven't been laid in 18 years. That's right.
Now guess how old I am.
How did you know?
uhm...your 40? That's ok, my longest dry spell was 4 years, until i got lucky a few months ago.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Almost 19 years now for me.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's ok, I didn't lose mmy big "V" until I was 19. Long story.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's ok, I didn't lose mmy big "V" until I was 19. Long story.


Shouldn't this be in the "What made you happy today?" thread?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's ok, I didn't lose mmy big "V" until I was 19. Long story.


Shouldn't this be in the "What made you happy today?" thread?
Dude, I'm 27. I lost my big "V" a long time ago.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's ok, I didn't lose mmy big "V" until I was 19. Long story.


Hmm, have you tried googling for it? I mean, those V's are really expensive... maybe you can buy one on eBay... have you tried looking on the couch?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
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That's ok, I didn't lose mmy big "V" until I was 19. Long story.


Hmm, have you tried googling for it? I mean, those V's are really expensive... maybe you can buy one on eBay... have you tried looking on the couch?
Hey, I never thought about the couch....evil couch.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you think thats bad, my couch is holding my brother hostage. its been two days now.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You would think your mom would save him or somthing.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's evil I tell you, evil!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lost my "V" on a couch, that was like 5 years ago. And now this weekend my girl throwing a party at her house, so, I'll be getting laid, unless I'm way to drunk and pass out.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

or you could get drunk and have sex with the family pet....poor fido. He wines everytime he sees a beer bottle.....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ash_wednesday wrote:
or you could get drunk and have sex with the family pet....poor fido. He wines everytime he sees a beer bottle.....


Sounds like plan!!!................. Hey wait a sec!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update on my love-life: it's over. She told me that I'm too quiet for her, that she prefers loud-mouthed guys. She did so in a very nice way though, told me I'm very sexy.

I guess not all women like the strong, silent type Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god, my dear.

Now you can join Aramor in the 'rejected corner'.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
Oh god, my dear.

Now you can join Aramor in the 'rejected corner'.


You're lucky I don't know exactly where you live... nah, just kidding... there's plenty of room here Crotchfire... plus, I ordered some movies... here's a small list of some of them:

To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.

I don't know how some of those got in there... but hey, I didn't order them.. Randal did.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why porn? I never understood...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why porn? I never understood...


It's a reference to Clerks... it's not about the porn... it's about the movie...
Just listen to this and maybe you'll understand: clickie!!!

In the scene you see a lady with her daughter entering the video rental and she wants to order Happy Scrappy The Hero Pup... just listen, if you can follow it... I really loved that scene.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. Very Happy

But that's not really an answer to my question, is it?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Update on my love-life: it's over. She told me that I'm too quiet for her, that she prefers loud-mouthed guys. She did so in a very nice way though, told me I'm very sexy.

I guess not all women like the strong, silent type Sad
So I guess yelling at her won't help now huh? Did ya at least sorce before she "riped your heart out and beat it with a stick"?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes. Very Happy

But that's not really an answer to my question, is it?


Yeah well, I don't fully understand the question... could you reformulate it for me in a way that this simpleminded information technology student understands why you would even consider not liking porn? Razz
Okay, that sounded like I'm turning into a porn addict Abe style...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"turning into"?! My friend, on many occasions you have shown you're already there!

But you're in good company.

What is it with technical students and porn anyway? I once lived in a student house with only technical students and the amount of porn in that house was... er... the amount was...well..., so much porn that it was... err...



well, "mindnumbing" is the word that comes to me first...
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