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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:19 pm    Post subject: My Life is Surreal Sometimes Reply with quote

For shits and giggles, I signed up for a free online dating site (I haven't been laid in over a year, don't judge me). Not one week after I do this, I receive a message from a woman who lives in the city where I go to school. She sends me a pic, she's kinda pretty. Here's the crazy part.

She's 37!

Now, you older forum-goers here might not think that's such a big deal, but I'm 21.

I can't help but be more than a little curious, can I? I strike up an e-mail conversation, and now we're going out on a date this weekend. The result is that I've been in the funniest, most confused mood of my life for the past few days. It's like every neuron in my head is simultaneously saying "Sweet!" and "What the fuck?"

I really hope that I learn something from this.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:19 pm    Post subject: Re: My Life is Surreal Sometimes Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
It's like every neuron in my head is simultaneously saying "Sweet!" and "What the fuck?


Trust me you're gonna have that feeling very often. I'm only 15 and I'm going pyscho.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, go for it, and good luck.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck man, sounds great. Have fun.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You live the dream of men. We will wait to hear what it was like. We will want details. Lots of details.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

meh..age is just a number...as long as that number is above 18, everything is ok. As long as the woman is still goodlooking and takes care of her self, go for it.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*cough*Postpictures*uncough*
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:43 am    Post subject: Re: My Life is Surreal Sometimes Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
['m only 15


Really? Your avatar looks much older than that.

@Crotchfire

I know where you're at, I've been there too. Just go with the flow. Does she know you're 21?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually I was in the same boat. Before two months ago, my dry spell lasted 4 freakn' years.....I've tried online dating sites. No luck yet. So good luck fire.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:18 am    Post subject: Re: My Life is Surreal Sometimes Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Crotchfire wrote:
It's like every neuron in my head is simultaneously saying "Sweet!" and "What the fuck?


Trust me you're gonna have that feeling very often. I'm only 15 and I'm going pyscho.


Same here.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok..for some odd reason I have the song "Crazy Train" stuck in my head.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan: yeah, she knows I'm 21. She actually contacted me, saying that she likes younger men.

aramor: Iono, but I feel kind of sketchy releasing a picture of a person that I don't know all too well yet on the internet. It'd be different if I were releasing a picture of myself, and I've already done that.

I will continue telling this chapter of my life as funny things happen.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, at 15 years of age you begin to wonder why you offend everyone that you happen to look at, wether your appearance is in top condition, whether you smell like deodorant, or whatever.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have this one professor who's 38, and she's quite the hottie. At least all the guys in my class act like idiots around her. There's nothing wrong with a little Mrs. Robinson action. Hey, maybe she'll be your sugar momma.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have this one professor who's 38, and she's quite the hottie.

Dear Penthouse...
P.S. after reading that first line I reckon Ash Wednesday had to be destroyed in a controlled explosion. Probably Aramor too. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tripper wrote:
yeah, at 15 years of age you begin to wonder why you offend everyone that you happen to look at, wether your appearance is in top condition, whether you smell like deodorant, or whatever.


In my case people stay away from me for a simple reason, my appearance, would you come up to a long haired metalhead with a leather jacket and army boots and start to talk to him? I didnt think so.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that seems to be the attractive thing around here, but my boots are somewhere in the attic along with my airsoft gear in the back.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo crotchfire, don't think too hard about it. just go for it ^^
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

is she a milf?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AbbyNormal wrote:
I have this one professor who's 38, and she's quite the hottie. At least all the guys in my class act like idiots around her.


I appearantly do that to some of my students (my female students) sometimes... It's the young teacher syndrome. But I don't want them standing close to me...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:


aramor: Iono, but I feel kind of sketchy releasing a picture of a person that I don't know all too well yet on the internet.

Why? We do all the time...

@ Mr. Chainsaw: lol are we THAT bad? Mr. Green

@abby: I agree. There is nothing wrong with a little Mrs. Robertson action. A little tabbo is fun Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The date turned out well! Not crazy, sweaty-action well, but afterward, I was going in to give her a kiss on the cheek as we went to our cars, and she tilted her head so I kissed her on the lips instead.

This spells good things for ol' Crotchfire!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

y00t for Mr.Firepants. If only the rest of us can be so lucky. Next, give her a back massage, shoulder rub and a foot rub and well, hey good times.

Best of luck buddy.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ash_wednesday wrote:
If only the rest of us can be so lucky.


What are you talking about?
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P.S. after reading that first line I reckon Ash Wednesday had to be destroyed in a controlled explosion. Probably Aramor too. Laughing


I must say, I don't quite follow...
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