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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Ah, the sacrifices we make... Reply with quote

This past Monday, I had to bid farewell to my 2-seat convertable for something more practical. "Practical" being the operative word that is open to interpretation... I can haz launch. Cool

Anyway, I now begin the quest for a particular front-facing child seat.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did I miss something?

Congratulations, man!!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woohoo, the aLp family's growing!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: Ah, the sacrifices we make... Reply with quote

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This past Monday, I had to bid farewell to my 2-seat convertable for something more practical. "Practical" being the operative word that is open to interpretation... I can haz launch. Cool

Anyway, I now begin the quest for a particular front-facing child seat.


"Practical" as in a slightly different model of Porsche that incidentally has a rear seat?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, indeed. Thank you all. The Wiff prefers that I not divulge ALL of our lives on teh intrawebz. Needless, to say baby-girl cfos joined us almost 6 months ago and is currently teething.

Yes, Irish. You are correct. Incidently, I did "sit" back there... and have determined that "optimal" seating may be accomplished by those standing 5'2"... or shorter.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well that was just unnecessary. For the first year or so they're small enough to earn their milk as a hood ornament.

Longer, if you feed them right.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

With asbestos and nicotine?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well that was just unnecessary. For the first year or so they're small enough to earn their milk as a hood ornament.

Longer, if you feed them right.


Cute. It is a wonder that some lady hasn't snatched you up for reals.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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With asbestos and nicotine?


Actually, they passed a state law stating that you can't smoke in a car that has kids.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You just have no idea of good parenting, do you? I was talking about feeding them very little, so they don't grow so fast. You can't give 'em asbestos until they're at least three, or they'll break long before you get your money's worth.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You just have no idea of good parenting, do you? I was talking about feeding them very little, so they don't grow so fast. You can't give 'em asbestos until they're at least three, or they'll break long before you get your money's worth.


Says the single guy living in Mom & Pa's basement writing his treatise rallying against technology and suffragates... My bad. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was actually replying to Aurelyn, but you swooped in liked greased lightning before I could hit reply. I did not mean to rag on your parenting.

And yes, I am quite the charmer, aren't I?


oh and congrats
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@cfos. Bit sensitive about your parenting are we?

@Digit. Yeah, you're right. I've always been a kind of "water them every week or so and that's it" parent.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was actually replying to Aurelyn, but you swooped in liked greased lightning before I could hit reply. I did not mean to rag on your parenting.

And yes, I am quite the charmer, aren't I?


oh and congrats


Sorry, all you Europeans sounds alike and we Americans are quite crass when we haven't had our fast-food. Thanks. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I never learned any foreign languages either.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@cfos. Bit sensitive about your parenting are we?


Nah. Acting like any other when they have thier first. Laughing I tell yah, if we have another, none of this filtered/"pure" water/sterilization, etc... make up the next kids formula with puddles.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, I never learned any foreign languages either.


Nice one. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, does the little slapmagnet have a name yet?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

after mere six months? you can't rush these things!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You certainly can't. Rushing them would be a mistake too...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my mad edit skillz are too fast for ya.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolz
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, she does. But for the purposes of this forum, we'll go by an anagram:

Crabbily Fogs, Big Barf Cloys or Icy Barf Globs
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, li'l Big Barf Cfos.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Unlayer wrote:
With asbestos and nicotine?


Actually, they passed a state law stating that you can't smoke in a car that has kids.


Ofcourse it's not good to set bad example for the kids.. We say that smoking is dangerous and yet we do it infront of them.. Too bad!
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