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Haha, the Fleshlight(TM) is funny as hell. Just the name deserves some sort of kudos. The names of some of the other products are equally amusing. Good call on this one.
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I like the ad for "Lube for a Year!" on the right. Since when is lube measured in units of time? Each person's year's worth of lube is different.....
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I can now assume that NSFW also means NSFS. I am being punished for being stupid, but what kind of losers need stuff like that? If you're fat, ugly, or deformed, go find someone that is the same. After all, beggars cant be choosers...
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Imagine, if you will, you are planning a trip to the antarctic where only cold and sweaty men are. So whoa is you, no girlfriend to help you out. So what would be the perfect gift? That's right the FLESHLIGHT,with a years supply of lube, and some of the hottest porn of your girlfriend on your laptop. Just be careful to not show said porn to other, or atleast be warry of who you show. Otherwise you might end up with a sticky keyboard...  That is the reason for a FLESHLIGHT.
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Hey, if girls can have vibrators and dildos, no reason guys shouldn't have fleshlights. And on that note, here's Mr. Limpy!
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That's cute. especially the lavender one.
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hey those things are great!
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Wow that messed. I mean a budda butt plug?
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Wow, they even have a crucifix dildo. So the gynecologist doesn't get suspicious next time you get posessed by Pazuzu. |
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Pazuzu?
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An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really.
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Right. That movie is lying beside my bed, waiting to be watched.
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| Blaster wrote: | | An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really. |
THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey. |
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Of course, but they don't really introduce Pazuzu, per se, until the second one. In the first one, it's still just "The Devil."
Ok, where's my nerd smiley?
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| Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Blaster wrote: | | An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really. |
THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey. |
Ah, I take it that would be a scene in the middle of the movie, which I just missed... damn...
Most lame scene in the movie for me was the one where they chant "The power of Christ compells you!" for 5 minutes or something...
J.C. looking at girls' boobs: "The power of Christ compares you!"
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| Aramor wrote: | Most lame scene in the movie for me was the one where they chant "The power of Christ compells you!" for 5 minutes or something...
J.C. looking at girls' boobs: "The power of Christ compares you!" |
J.C. fighting vampires: "The power of Christ impales you!
Stolen from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
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This is reminding me of the part in The Name of the Rose (book not movie) where Ubertino is describing the statue of the Virgin Mary to Adso and it's like "Dude, if you want him to remain a monk, DON'T TALK TO A TEENAGE BOY ABOUT BOOBIES."
| Quote: | "You see? As the doctors have said: Beautiful also are the breasts, which protrude slightly, only faintly tumescent, and do not swell licentiously, suppressed but not depressed...What do you feel before this sweetest of visions?"
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| Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Blaster wrote: | | An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really. |
THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey. |
Are you serious? She masterbates with a crucifix?
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Have you ever seen the Exorcist?
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@Mr Bling (et al)
MastUrbates! MASTURBATES! It's a "u," dammit!
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You know, there's a cooking thing called the Master Baster. Lol.
Then there's always Master Baiters. They have a discount on nightcrawler.
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| Blaster wrote: | @Mr Bling (et al)
MastUrbates! MASTURBATES! It's a "u," dammit! |
Masturbation... it's all about u!
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| Spideygirl wrote: | | Have you ever seen the Exorcist? |
Theres like 8 of them. 
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