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| Who would win in a fight a Wookie or a Klingon? |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ripping your arms out leads to gore, while beating the crap out of you just simply beats the crap out of you. Therefor Wookies are better. And they have a cool name.
Chewy. |
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rabid

Gender:  Joined: 14 Sep 2006 Posts: 19
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:21 am Post subject: |
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(The drunken hippy. He wins by smell alone, I mean...the bear man has to bite him to hurt the hippie, then he'll get sick and the hippie will pee whisky-pot-urine all over him. the end.)
I go with the Wookie, unless the Kingon gets close enough for a head butt. |
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Complex_Number_States banned

Gender:  Joined: 08 May 2006 Posts: 639 Location: Flyover Country, USA
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Hippies don't drink whisky!
D'oh! _________________
What if the 4th dimension became lava? You could map our physical location with the coordinates: X, Y, Z, and ARRRRG SO HOT, IT'S SO HOT
- Chloeee |
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Munan Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 3232 Location: Living on my own
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:42 am Post subject: |
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"Who would win in a fight? A wookie or a math teacher?"
Now that would be worth a serious discussion.
This, however, is ripe for Utter B.S. _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Math Teacher would pull out a Phythagoras Sword and stab the wookie with a Linear Function Lance... _________________
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2442 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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What about a Predator and a Wookie?
Or has that been done, because I don't remember one.
Seems like an obvious discussion. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Imagine the smell when the Wookie gets hit with the Plasmacaster... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| Don't you guys remember what Nicodemus taught us? |
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Digitaaliklosetti

Gender:  Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:48 am Post subject: |
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| Bleu_Expresses wrote: | | Don't you guys remember what Nicodemus taught us? |
"It's not really illegal until you're finished with her"? _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Dude... sweet... I should remember that... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Angelic wrote: | | Imagine the smell when the Wookie gets hit with the Plasmacaster... |
It would smell like something a Klingon threw up. Man, no one would survive... _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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WROWROARERERORAR! _________________
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zombieopanic

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 146 Location: At the bridge,WHERE YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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Wookie vs klingon
wookie rips arms out of klingons sockets peforming a ANIMALITY
one fist fight,he would knock a klingon across the room
klingon's would defanitely lose
you should see how brutal they are in Star wars:republic commando
WOOKIES ALL THE WAY(Just like simon said)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Damn, my Shyriiwook is pretty rusty, but: awa Kabukk!!!!
And I realized, we have all mispelled Wookiee _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
Married to SpideyGirl. |
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barryscott-reincarnated=]

Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 109 Location: the deepest circle of hell. plotting my cillit war on humanity.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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wookies.
just because a big furry man is that damn cool. _________________ this post wasnt big or clever.
but it made me feel witty and strong.
"guns dont kill people. people with mustaches kill people" |
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Stratovarius

Gender:  Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 26 Location: Headhunter's Paradise Borneo!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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id say a wookie....hand to hand?wookie.....
oh i played KOTOR and yes they all go like Arruwar Roar!! _________________ -------------------------------------------------------
[-.O.-] T.I.E Fighter!?
Kickin' Your A§§...Takin' Your §oul |
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barryscott-reincarnated=]

Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 109 Location: the deepest circle of hell. plotting my cillit war on humanity.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:33 am Post subject: |
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man the wookies pissed me off in kotor. _________________ this post wasnt big or clever.
but it made me feel witty and strong.
"guns dont kill people. people with mustaches kill people" |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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the evil wookie in kotor2 (Hanharr) wasn't fun. he was badass, yes, but no fun.
actually, the good wookie in kotor1 (Zalbaar) wasn't fun either. too much of that "omg, i'm such a suffering maltreated wookie" attitude.
we miss you, Chewie! _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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barryscott-reincarnated=]

Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 109 Location: the deepest circle of hell. plotting my cillit war on humanity.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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yeah. if a dude with a lightsaber can get a massage from wormheaded slaves in kotor why cant we have our second best fantasy of chewbacca in the party
why i ask you ???? _________________ this post wasnt big or clever.
but it made me feel witty and strong.
"guns dont kill people. people with mustaches kill people" |
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zombieopanic

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 146 Location: At the bridge,WHERE YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Please stop it Dode,Moabten,or whoever you are
can you do that for me?KK  |
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Forumgoer Unavailable
Gender:  Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 316 Location: Not here
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Niether. A xeno would come flying in from stage left and tear 'em both to shreds. _________________ I'm outtie, y'all. Lates. |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| But then I'd come. Nuff' said. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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And the three of them will gangbang the shite out of you? _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| Bloo_Expresses wrote: | | But then I'd come. Nuff' said. |
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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As a symbiote, not my actual self. Smart asses. And I don't run farm. Plus I'm asian so I'd be speaking tagalog on purpose to force them to use translators.
I'd bond to the Alien, make my drawing come to life, and kick both their asses. After that I'd merge with all three of them to make a Wookenomorphon, and name myself Genocide. |
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