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Who would win in a fight a Wookie or a Klingon?
Wookie
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Klingon
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the answer to that is pretty obvious...

Rauwur ruwr ruwr.

Or something.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tripper wrote:
FANBOY ALERT! This isnt a poll of which one you think is cooler, its about which one would win in a fight you n00b fanboy.


How is my post saying which one I like better? I don't have a preference for either, I just believe wholeheartedly that a Klingon could easily beat a wookie. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tripper wrote:
FANBOY ALERT! This isnt a poll of which one you think is cooler, its about which one would win in a fight you n00b fanboy.


Damn, where did that come from? So much for the free exchange of ideas. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Tripper wrote:
FANBOY ALERT! This isnt a poll of which one you think is cooler, its about which one would win in a fight you n00b fanboy.


Damn, where did that come from? So much for the free exchange of ideas. Rolling Eyes


Oh my Ducktape, you used that smily... you friggin Rolling Eyes fanboy!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Watch yer mouth son... now eat your spam...

Let me just put it to you this question: A 8 foot tall bear-man or a 6 foot drunken hippy?


once again, the wisest of panda samurai has a point. redeem yourself be recasting your vote, and all is forgiven.

edit: oh, damn... http://theonion.com/index.php?issue=3526
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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once again, the wisest of panda samurai has a point


umm...how many panda samuai are there?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Simon Says had to come from somewhere, right? Samurai Pandas don't grow on trees. But they do eat them.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought I already mentioned earlier somewhere that Simon_Says was cast into existence by some weird, traditional, Samurai Panda fetich cult or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am the Panda Samurai. The.

Also it's Panda Samurai, not Samurai Panda.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duelly noted...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FROST wrote:
Duelly noted...


On a post-it... who is now hanging on the inside of the incinera... oops, not anymore...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Klingon would win. They are a warrior race after all. Its what they do.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So are the Wookies.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
So are the Wookies.


You sure man? Wookies always seem to come across as a peaceful race. Sure they are big and strong, but...
Kilingons would not allow their race to be enslaved...

Still think a Klingon would win but it would be one Hella fight.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhhh... Wookies are known to rip people's arms out of thier sockets. That peaceful enough for you?

If not, watch Episode 3.

Also, wtf do you mean the wookies wouldn't allow thier race to be enslaved? They'd commit mass suicide? Uhhh... sure, let's kill ourselves becasue we have become slaves, even though we can work to free ourselves!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe we shold be asking agent 47's math teacher this question....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DUN DUN DUN!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Uhhh... Wookies are known to rip people's arms out of thier sockets. That peaceful enough for you?

If not, watch Episode 3.

Also, wtf do you mean the wookies wouldn't allow thier race to be enslaved? They'd commit mass suicide? Uhhh... sure, let's kill ourselves becasue we have become slaves, even though there's hope we can free ourselves!


Agression does not mean Warrior. I didn't state that the Wookies wouldn't allow their race to be enslaved. Leard to read dumb ass, I said the Klingons.The Wookies cowed before the Empire, Klingons on the other hand, being a warrior race would have fought to the end.

And just what is your problem? You tear apart, with extreme prejudice, every thing I post. You cock juggling thunder cunt, I have done nothing to deserve your agression. No, wait, I tend to disagree with you....
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Wookies cowed before the Empire, Klingons on the other hand, being a warrior race would have fought to the end.


Thus demosntrating incredible stupidty for the klingons. I find it amazing they were able to become space-borne in the first place without killing themselves off.

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And just what is your problem? You tear apart, with extreme prejudice, every thing I post. You cock juggling thunder cunt, I have done nothing to deserve your agression. No, wait, I tend to disagree with you....


Who is the aggresive one here? Excuse me if I'm mistaken but I have not shown any aggression towards you. I have not ripped apart everyhting you said, I merely correct or answer them.

You said klingons were warriors, I said wookies were too. You said wookies seemed too peaceful to be warriors, I responded by saying ripping arms off isn't exactly peaceful. Did I really state that aggression = warrior culture? If you assumed so, please read again.

Before you go dissing me for saying the klingons are stupid, I will quote myself:
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Uhhh... sure, let's kill ourselves becasue we have become slaves, even though we can work to free ourselves!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cock juggling thunder cunt...what the hell is that off of?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know but I'm using it for my counter-strike alias.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it was from one of the Blade movies...can't be sure tho.



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Papazombie wrote:
The Wookies cowed before the Empire, Klingons on the other hand, being a warrior race would have fought to the end.


First of all, that's in two different universes... the Wookies fought against the Empire, the Klingons against the Federation. If you have read Star Wars vs Star Trek In Five Minutes (can't find the link, can't be bothered with actually searching for it...) you will see that the Federation are wimps compared to the Empire... I mean, a friggin Firespray is stronger than the Enterprise-D!!!OMGWTFJUBBLIES!!!1!two!
So if the Klingons would have to fight the Empire, it would be byby milkyway-heads in no time...

-Wookie versus Data, the Wookie just ripped of Data's arm-
Data: Hmm, it appears that you have just ripped of my arm.
Wookie: Arruwar! Roar!! (Translation: How astude!)
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Klingons versus any other single ST galatic power: a population of billions versus a population of billions (the Federation doesn't even have a trillion citizens).

Wookies versus the Empire: a population of billions versus a population of many trillions (Corucant alone is home to a trillion occupants, now imagine an entire galaxy).

The wookies would get there asses handed to them by sheer numbers. No shit they were enslaved.

At least the klingons, tactically impaired and blind as they are, could actually stand a chance, concidering the enemy is equally tactically impaired and blind.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

About that VS site. I think comparative numbers on power output might be misleading. The Federation technology might just be much more efficient. For example look at cpu processors today. My laptop has a Pentium M rated at 1.6 Ghz, but on the majority of benchmarks except video encoding, it performs about equal to a desktop 2.4-2.8GHz processor. And as new architecture such as the Cell processor comes into the market, the old standard of megahertz might not even be relevant anymore.

BUT I think the Empire would still win just based on manueverability and higher rate of fire from their weapons. And they use small fighters to swarm the Federation. Plus one droid seems to be able to do the job of the entire engineering crew.

EDIT: Simon_Says, don't forget about all the friggin' robots that they have, that probably adds another 1/3-1/2 to the population
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