Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon?

Shadowclaw · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject:

I think the answer to that is pretty obvious...

Rauwur ruwr ruwr.

Or something.

Vince Vega · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:43 am Post subject:

AAATripper · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:21 am Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject:

Holly Resurrected · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:43 am Post subject:

Well, Simon Says had to come from somewhere, right? Samurai Pandas don't grow on trees. But they do eat them.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:45 am Post subject:

I thought I already mentioned earlier somewhere that Simon_Says was cast into existence by some weird, traditional, Samurai Panda fetich cult or something.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject:

I am the Panda Samurai. The.

Also it's Panda Samurai, not Samurai Panda.
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Frost · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject:

Duelly noted...
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject:

Papazombie · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject:

The Klingon would win. They are a warrior race after all. Its what they do.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:39 pm Post subject:

So are the Wookies.
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Papazombie · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:19 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

Uhhh... Wookies are known to rip people's arms out of thier sockets. That peaceful enough for you?

If not, watch Episode 3.

Also, wtf do you mean the wookies wouldn't allow thier race to be enslaved? They'd commit mass suicide? Uhhh... sure, let's kill ourselves becasue we have become slaves, even though we can work to free ourselves!
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

Maybe we shold be asking agent 47's math teacher this question....
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject:

DUN DUN DUN!
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Papazombie · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:16 pm Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject:

cock juggling thunder cunt...what the hell is that off of?
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject:

I don't know but I'm using it for my counter-strike alias.
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Frost · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:41 am Post subject:

I think it was from one of the Blade movies...can't be sure tho.

Chewbacca- "WWWRRROOOOAARRRGG!!"
Han Solo- "What's that, Chewie?" Timmy fell in the well?"
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject:

Klingons versus any other single ST galatic power: a population of billions versus a population of billions (the Federation doesn't even have a trillion citizens).

Wookies versus the Empire: a population of billions versus a population of many trillions (Corucant alone is home to a trillion occupants, now imagine an entire galaxy).

The wookies would get there asses handed to them by sheer numbers. No shit they were enslaved.

At least the klingons, tactically impaired and blind as they are, could actually stand a chance, concidering the enemy is equally tactically impaired and blind.
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject:

About that VS site. I think comparative numbers on power output might be misleading. The Federation technology might just be much more efficient. For example look at cpu processors today. My laptop has a Pentium M rated at 1.6 Ghz, but on the majority of benchmarks except video encoding, it performs about equal to a desktop 2.4-2.8GHz processor. And as new architecture such as the Cell processor comes into the market, the old standard of megahertz might not even be relevant anymore.

BUT I think the Empire would still win just based on manueverability and higher rate of fire from their weapons. And they use small fighters to swarm the Federation. Plus one droid seems to be able to do the job of the entire engineering crew.

EDIT: Simon_Says, don't forget about all the friggin' robots that they have, that probably adds another 1/3-1/2 to the population
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