| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Agent 47
Gender: 
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
 Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:36 am Post subject: Oh my god, my father is a Yautja |
 |
|
im been thinking, what if you found a predator at your room
and he says, hi kid im your real dad, your mother calld me and
she want me to take care of you now and yeah my space ship
is waiting in your back yard 
_________________
If you hate me, click here
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Mr Xeno
Gender:
Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 724
Location: In the Jungle, running from people from Discovery Channel
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:05 am Post subject: |
|
|
well i would ask him this
me: dad 
p: yes 
me: if you are my dad why dont i look like a yautja
p: son i cant tell you that
me: you dont know do you eh
p: no i dont know ok 
me: so
p: look i give you 20 bucks if you shut up ok
me: ok 
p: good
me: but
p: shut up 
_________________
2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
AAATripper
Gender:
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 1085
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: |
|
|
..... i didn't even bother reading any of that.....
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:34 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Mr Xeno wrote: | well i would ask him this
me: dad
p: yes
me: if you are my dad why dont i look like a yautja
p: son i cant tell you that
me: you dont know do you eh
p: no i dont know ok
me: so
p: look i give you 20 bucks if you shut up ok
me: ok
p: good
me: but
p: shut up |
yeah but i think you will scream first like others and then you will say
that 
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ironfist
Gender:
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 18
Location: in his quarters Thinking of new battle plans.
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Id say prove it!
then id say "hay do you have some battle armour and weapons that will fit me?"
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Aramor
Gender:
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14131
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I'd jump on him and friggin headbite him, then impale my mom on my tail for never telling me.
_________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Simon_Says
Gender:
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6821
Location: Being generally opposing.
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I never tire of this responce:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Metal_Pred
Gender:
Joined: 21 May 2005
Posts: 875
Location: In My Kingdom Cold
|
| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Simon_Says wrote: | I never tire of this responce:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting! |
You know, I should fin myself a phrase like that....hhmmmmm *thinks*
_________________
Cogito Ergo Sum....Bitch.
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
severus
Gender:
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 82
Location: in the hive hunting it's members
|
| Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:44 am Post subject: |
|
|
I would give him a hug. then go on a hunt with him. you know "father and son" hunting trip.
pred:son this is the life. we are cloaked and that human won't know what hit'im.
ME: dad I dont want to kill him
pred: youll do as your told
me: oh ok.(beep beep BANG!!!!)there I killed him.....dad.....dad oh there you are. why is there a hole in your head?. OH SHIT!!! must take wepons and cloak suite. no one saw what happend right  ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah.
_________________
lord severus of the hunters of krildor
How ironic it is that as fast as we spread hope and progress throughout the galaxy, the aliens spread death and despair. only united can we stand against them.
lord severus |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
A1i3N
Gender:
Joined: 16 Apr 2005
Posts: 66
Location: DownUnda
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
|
|
| My eyebrow would rise so high as to be lost in my hair. like this but more so. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Seeker
Gender: 
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
Posts: 59
Location: Meh, why bother
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:16 am Post subject: |
|
|
I would... um... what the hell would I do? Get Morgan Freeman and Colin Feral and save the world! Everyone knows they have to be in the next Predator movie.
_________________
"Smile you son of a bitch!" - Jaws |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:13 am Post subject: |
|
|
i would say,
me: get the hell out off my house sicko before i call the cops
pred: but im your dad
me: oh yeah <loding shotgun> i give you 5 seconds to get out off my house
pred: son give me that shotgun
me: 1
pred: son just give me that sho.....
me: 5 <BOOOOOM> holy je.....
jesus: what son
me: <BOOOOOM> what next a xenomorph
xeno: hi son
me: oh shit
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Aramor
Gender:
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14131
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:16 am Post subject: |
|
|
Well, your mom sure get's around...
_________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:18 am Post subject: |
|
|
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Aramor
Gender:
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14131
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
|
|
What, you mean me?
_________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:26 am Post subject: |
|
|
nothing sir
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Mr Xeno
Gender:
Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 724
Location: In the Jungle, running from people from Discovery Channel
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:57 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Agent 47 wrote: | i would say,
me: get the hell out off my house sicko before i call the cops
pred: but im your dad
me: oh yeah <loding shotgun> i give you 5 seconds to get out off my house
pred: son give me that shotgun
me: 1
pred: son just give me that sho.....
me: 5 <BOOOOOM> holy je.....
jesus: what son
me: <BOOOOOM> what next a xenomorph
xeno: hi son
me: oh shit |
how many dads do you have, and thank god you didt shot that xeno
_________________
2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:58 am Post subject: |
|
|
right now, one, and i didt shot him because im out off shotguns shells
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Simon_Says
Gender:
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6821
Location: Being generally opposing.
|
| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Aramor
Gender:
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14131
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:07 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah... |
Stop. Are you talking about me? I'm kinda lost here...
_________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:12 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Aramor wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah... |
Stop. Are you talking about me? I'm kinda lost here... |
den untergang
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
some random guest
Gender:
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
Posts: 110
Location: Fiorna 161
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah... |
As i said in the AATEOP topic: I'm back AGAIN. And you thought the horror was over. YOU FOOLS! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SEQUALS!MWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
_________________
Alien3 isn't crap, FOX executives are! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Simon_Says
Gender:
Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 6821
Location: Being generally opposing.
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Crap I'm having an identity crisis!
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Aramor
Gender:
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 14131
Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
|
| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:19 am Post subject: |
|
|
| some random guest wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah... |
As i said in the AATEOP topic: I'm back AGAIN. And you thought the horror was over. YOU FOOLS! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SEQUALS!MWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! |
As a matter of fact, I've never heard of "sequals". What are those?
_________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Agent 47
Gender:
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 403
Location: Right there
|
| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:20 am Post subject: |
|
|
who's that dude, is it osama bin lade
_________________
If you hate me, click here
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
