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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:58 pm    Post subject: The Art of Love Reply with quote

So, I've admitted it before, and I'll probably admit it again before the situation is fixed.

I'm not very sexually experienced. Twice in my life, both times due to alcohol and luck, not giving me much time to experiment on my temporary partner's body.

I'm not trying to figure out how to get laid more, I understand that the key is confidence and all. That's something I have to work out on my own.

This is about technique. Specifically, I've watched and read a lot of porn, and have seen and read many different things about what works.

So this thread's purpose is for people to ask "stupid questions" about sex, and hopefully everyone who reads this will become better at the "Art of Love".


To start things off, I have two questions:

1. Is it possible to hit the G-Spot by adjusting your thrusting angle?

2. Which gets better results: stimulating the clitoris constantly during sex, or an "On-for-a-bit, off-for-a-bit" approach?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude why you asking this on a webcomic forum of all places!? and you realize a good chunk of posters are in their early teens.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you make a very good point. Know of any good forums to ask such questions?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google is your friend, yes it is....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cop-out answer. Boo-urns.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i saw this on a poster at Spencer's Gifts.

Sex is like Golf. You don't have to be good at it to like it...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No it ain't. Please, get over yourself.
You want info but you can't get off your lazy ass and type five letters into a search field? and expect me to do it for you? fuck off.

The g-spot was discovered in the 1940's, you could probably find it in a regular encyclopedia and ways to best stimulate it.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sigh*

Just find a partner you really care about, and who cares about you. Then it won't matter if you can't get the position just right.

Love is about spending your life with someone. Not about reaching three orgasms within ten minutes.

But if your goal is basically to boink the girl. Karma Sutra, maybe Tantra.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree this really isn't the place to have an indepth discussion of sexual technique. *kicks the Aliens/Predator porn thread under the rug* If you're going to, you should put an explicit warning in the thread title so people will know what you're talking about. And there are way better places to discuss that kind of thing than here. You can find sex forums pretty easily by googling, just like BaconNeggs said.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow Bacon relax. I think the Boo-urns at the end of his post was to imply that he was not all that serious about the cop-out thing. Why get mad a swear at someone? Boo-urns.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why not ask in a webcomic forum? It's a place as good as any, isn't it? At least he's bound to get some... different answers here.

What's a Boo-urn, anyway?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*cough*sex for dummies*cough*
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Why not ask in a webcomic forum? It's a place as good as any, isn't it? At least he's bound to get some... different answers here.

What's a Boo-urn, anyway?


It's from The Simpsons.

Guys at Moe's Tavern: Boooooo!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why are they saying "boo"?
Smithers: Uh...they're not saying "boo", they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
Mr. Burns: Are you saying, "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Guys at Moe's Tavern: BOOOOOOOO!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The art of love... should be on the shelf right next to "The art of war".
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

once again aramor enlightend me
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

honestly, I meant it when I said it's a cop-out answer. You just basically gave me the equivalent of "Go look for it." which is what I'm doing.

Even worse, you take a lighthearted post, without the slightest bit of malice or attack on you, you take personal offense, then insult me, pretty much unprovoked. Honestly, I'm not the one taking himself too fucking seriously here. If you had a bad fucking day, don't take it out on random people who've done nothing to arouse your ire. Get over yourself, and give yourself an enema. It'll flush the stick out. If that fails, go sit on a drill-bit.

Searching on google gives me a million sites advertising a book, a video, a pamphlet, or some such, but nowhere do I see a forum of honest people describing their own personal experiences. I have googled, no luck.

Call me whatever you like, but I'm extremely skeptical of anything marketed to millions of people, because it isn't likely to be the thing for which I'm looking.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Art of Love Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
1. Is it possible to hit the G-Spot by adjusting your thrusting angle?

It really depends on the guy and girl, since everyone is different. Try putting the girl on her back like on a bed, and then stand up and put her legs on your shoulders while you do it. That's thought to help stimulate that area.

Crotchfire wrote:
2. Which gets better results: stimulating the clitoris constantly during sex, or an "On-for-a-bit, off-for-a-bit" approach?

This definitely depends on the girl. All girls like different things, so it'd probably be best to ask the girl what she likes. It's probably best to play with it during foreplay and then just mess with it a little during sex. Constant action could be annoying, but, again, it depends completely on the girl.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hans Moleman wrote:
"I was saying 'boo-urns!'"


Isaac wrote:
This definitely depends on the girl.

Ah, he speaks sooth.
If you want to play the odds, keep working the clit, as the majority of women require direct clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm under most circumstances. If this is too sensitive for her, then hopefully she will simply tell you as much. But this merely brings us back to the earlier point: communicaiton is good.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and what's with this tendency of yours to suddenly blurt out random, personal information?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I figure, if I'm going to blurt out random personal information, it might as well be to people that I'll never meet in real life.

Besides, I like getting funny reactions from people Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, me too, sometimes.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Why not ask in a webcomic forum? It's a place as good as any, isn't it? At least he's bound to get some... different answers here.

What's a Boo-urn, anyway?


It's from The Simpsons.

Crowd in Town Hall: Boooooo!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why are they saying "boo"?
Smithers: Uh...they're not saying "boo", they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
Mr. Burns: Are you saying, "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Crowd in Town Hall: BOOOOOOOO!!


You totally left out the best part!

Moleman: ...I was saying "Boo-urns."
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, and I still stand by the fact that you're just being damn lazy.
Its easy to prove that you didn't make an effort at all because simply typing "g spot" into google the first hit you get is for a video codec and all the other results contain pertinent info about finding the g-spot. None of the results go directly to an ad for an instructional video etc.
And if you click on images you get detailed DIAGRAMS showing how to find the g spot and lists of the best sexual positions to stimulate it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Hans Moleman wrote:
"I was saying 'boo-urns!'"

darthkittenlover wrote:

You totally left out the best part!
Moleman: ...I was saying "Boo-urns."


So...perception aint exactly your strong point, eh?
I guess what you said was technically correct: Holly left out the best part...but I didn't! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I haven't seen that episode in like five years, gimme a break! Laughing
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