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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentance moving from topic to topic so that nobody had a chance to interupt it was really quite hypnotic...


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Ninja were indeed supposedly mighty ass kickers, but were more used as spies than assasins. They rarely wore black, because if they were found, what excuse could you put up if you were wearing a black jumpsuit? (Cue Aramor, Chainsaw, or Digit)


Uhm uhm uhm... eh? Why cue me?
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be a Pirate. If a ninja attacked me with his swords and shit, all I'd have to do is pull out a pistol, shoot him a few times, then once more in the head to make sure he's dead. Then I'd hang him from the crows nest as a warning to those who dared try to kill me in the future.
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If a ninja attacked me with his swords and shit, all I'd have to do is pull out a pistol, shoot him a few times, then once more in the head to make sure he's dead.


A ninja isn't just going to run at you with his swords in some retarded bansai style attack. He is going to sneak in and kill you before you even know he is there.

See, that's the other problem with this question. (the first problem, of course, being the resurrection of a dead thread)

What is your goal?

Buried treasure, Davy Jones' Locker, boarding parties, rape, pillage; why, pirates, of course.

Stealth, tabi socks, spying, killing-you-before-you-know-he-is-there; why, ninjas, of course.

Which would I be? Prolly a badgerbadgerbadger...badger mushroommushroom.
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actualy took some Ninja training. I forgot how long it was, but I rememebr alot of techniques. Ninjas will never dash at you with his/her katarna screaming. Never.
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Katana. Damn D.A. you're like a target for typos. I took some kendo lessons...the sensei was a major hard ass. I'm talking if your ankles even looked wrong he'll smack them with bamboo. I should know...my ankles will never be the same again.
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once had some fencing lessons... it was fun...
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In some translations, it can also be called a "katarna", as well as katana.

But the pronounciation is still the same.
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Katana to the max.
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer katarnas and shurikens myself.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

couldn't some ninja sneak in and stealth-kill this thread finally?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on how sneaky Munan and Blaster can be Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know how sneaky I am?

I can walk all over a tile floor, with scattered peices of broken glass everywhere, whoopie-cushions, while wearing cleats. And not even make a sound.

I'm not even kidding.

Edit:added a bit more detail.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me guess, you make more sound than the average rock concert whilst doing so.

Next time, keep it under 5 decibels.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me, when I walk casually, I barely make any sound.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, I prefer formal walking.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like to moonwalk, but I don't do it often.

No, I'm still practicing.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pff, ninjas of course.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I like to moonwalk, but I don't do it often.

No, I'm still practicing.

This thread sucks. Let's talk about moonwalking.

We should all meet up and have a moonwalk march somewhere.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's meet on the moon!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm. Now to get on the moon... and perform a moonmarch?

To actual moonwalking, I find it easy to start the moonwalk. Continuing the cycle is pretty hard, when you're trying to make it look as illusive as possible.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, in a couple of years it'll be pretty easy to go to the moon... it's just like getting on a train to Amsterdam or something... only you end up on the moon... and not Amsterdam...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will pirates pillage the moon?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's there to pillage? Moondust? The American flag?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno.. they are pirates after all...
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