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Aramor
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Captain Jean Luc Picard wrote: | | He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentance moving from topic to topic so that nobody had a chance to interupt it was really quite hypnotic... |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Ninja were indeed supposedly mighty ass kickers, but were more used as spies than assasins. They rarely wore black, because if they were found, what excuse could you put up if you were wearing a black jumpsuit? (Cue Aramor, Chainsaw, or Digit) |
Uhm uhm uhm... eh? Why cue me?
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I'd be a Pirate. If a ninja attacked me with his swords and shit, all I'd have to do is pull out a pistol, shoot him a few times, then once more in the head to make sure he's dead. Then I'd hang him from the crows nest as a warning to those who dared try to kill me in the future.
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| Big Bad Wolf wrote: | | If a ninja attacked me with his swords and shit, all I'd have to do is pull out a pistol, shoot him a few times, then once more in the head to make sure he's dead. |
A ninja isn't just going to run at you with his swords in some retarded bansai style attack. He is going to sneak in and kill you before you even know he is there.
See, that's the other problem with this question. (the first problem, of course, being the resurrection of a dead thread)
What is your goal?
Buried treasure, Davy Jones' Locker, boarding parties, rape, pillage; why, pirates, of course.
Stealth, tabi socks, spying, killing-you-before-you-know-he-is-there; why, ninjas, of course.
Which would I be? Prolly a badgerbadgerbadger...badger mushroommushroom.
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I actualy took some Ninja training. I forgot how long it was, but I rememebr alot of techniques. Ninjas will never dash at you with his/her katarna screaming. Never.
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Katana. Damn D.A. you're like a target for typos. I took some kendo lessons...the sensei was a major hard ass. I'm talking if your ankles even looked wrong he'll smack them with bamboo. I should know...my ankles will never be the same again.
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I once had some fencing lessons... it was fun...
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In some translations, it can also be called a "katarna", as well as katana.
But the pronounciation is still the same.
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Katana to the max.
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I prefer katarnas and shurikens myself.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:31 am Post subject: |
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couldn't some ninja sneak in and stealth-kill this thread finally?
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Depends on how sneaky Munan and Blaster can be
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Do you know how sneaky I am?
I can walk all over a tile floor, with scattered peices of broken glass everywhere, whoopie-cushions, while wearing cleats. And not even make a sound.
I'm not even kidding.
Edit:added a bit more detail.
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Let me guess, you make more sound than the average rock concert whilst doing so.
Next time, keep it under 5 decibels.
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Trust me, when I walk casually, I barely make any sound.
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Personally, I prefer formal walking.
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I like to moonwalk, but I don't do it often.
No, I'm still practicing.
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| Pff, ninjas of course. |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | I like to moonwalk, but I don't do it often.
No, I'm still practicing. |
This thread sucks. Let's talk about moonwalking.
We should all meet up and have a moonwalk march somewhere.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Let's meet on the moon!
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Hmm. Now to get on the moon... and perform a moonmarch?
To actual moonwalking, I find it easy to start the moonwalk. Continuing the cycle is pretty hard, when you're trying to make it look as illusive as possible.
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Well, in a couple of years it'll be pretty easy to go to the moon... it's just like getting on a train to Amsterdam or something... only you end up on the moon... and not Amsterdam...
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Will pirates pillage the moon?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:18 am Post subject: |
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What's there to pillage? Moondust? The American flag?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:34 am Post subject: |
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I dunno.. they are pirates after all...
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