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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:11 pm    Post subject: Pirates or Ninjas? Reply with quote

In the spirit of the first topic I saw that inspired me to join the forums, I pose another opinionative question:

Which are better, ninjas or pirates? Very Happy

And, to start off the arguments, Ninjas.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjas. Need I say more?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hate to say it, but ninjas are boring.

Let's have a sample conversation between a pirate and a ninja:

Pirate: "Yar HARRRR! 'Tis a fine day indeed to be plunderin' the high seas and buggerin' me vast amounts of scurvy booty!"

Ninja: "..."

Pirate: "Shiver me timbers! Ya be a quiet one, thar, landlubber, do the thought of glimmerin' treasure, GOLD as far as yer covered eyes can see irk yer fancy?"

Ninja: "..."

Pirate: "Gyar, I'll be headin' into the dockside now. Been many a lonely night since I shared the company of a fair lass with'er an ever so welcoming bosom. Yar HARRRRRR!!"

Ninja: "..."

See? Ninjas are boring. Pirates all the way.

And by the way, may I say that the allusion to Eric Idle's song makes you 2X as cool?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:


And by the way, may I say that the allusion to Eric Idle's song makes you 2X as cool?


Shwing. If I break out into Spamalot songs, do I get a cookie? Since I assume you're already familiar with Holy Grail quotes.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a pirate frenzy on this forum a month or so back. There was never a ninja frenzy.

That's all I need to say.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates all de vey.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If pirates were to throw a party, the ninja's would be standing way over in the corner with the rest of the nerds. Uninvited of course, but since nobody notices them, who cares?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to cause controversy and say Ninja Pirate. Drink all the grog, steal all the treasure and the ladieeeeees (or in my cause poor unsuspecting men) and do it in a stealth ninja stylee.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
There was a pirate frenzy on this forum a month or so back. There was never a ninja frenzy.

That's all I need to say.
Back in the late 80's there was a huge ninja frenzy. If you don't believe me buy a martial art magazine form the 80's. Every ad in one had something to do with ninjas....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thing about pirates and ninjas is that pirates rock because their lives are just one big party, filled with singing, pillaging, and drinking while ninjas don't do all that stuff so they aren't as entertaining. But, if they were to show up at the party, no one would know and everyone would be dead.

It's kinda like the difference between an Adam Sandler movie and a Steven Segal movie. Adam Sandler is entertaining to watch but Steven Segal is way better at killing. Ninjas are just the ultimate in stealth and killing ability. And that's why they are kewl. However, the best is the Red Ninja who's powers are beyond any other Ninja or being in the universe. (Oh and if you like Robot Frank's Red Ninja stuff, there's some newer stuff he did for Myspace here: http://www.robotfrank.com/myspace1.html.)

I don't know which of the two I'd pick.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have to go with... Uruk's. I say fuck your pirates and your ninjas. Just give me a strong, stinking, murdering, iron-clad, sword-carrying, jaw-punching, head-bashing, crops-burning, child-slaying Uruk from Mordor. I mean, if I had to choose between some stupid boat or Cirith Ungol, it's Cirith Ungol for me. There's lovely companionship (Orcs are so funny, especially caus they are small and useluss...), the surrounding view is marvelous (Ephel Duath on one side, the plains of Gorgoroth on the other), there's place for romance (nothing beats walking along the sides of Orodruin with some captured she-elf) and there's easy access to the places I want to be most... Rhn, Khand and Harad.

Yeah.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Hate to say it, but ninjas are boring.

Let's have a sample conversation between a pirate and a ninja:

Pirate: "Yar HARRRR! 'Tis a fine day indeed to be plunderin' the high seas and buggerin' me vast amounts of scurvy booty!"

Ninja: "..."

Pirate: "Shiver me timbers! Ya be a quiet one, thar, landlubber, do the thought of glimmerin' treasure, GOLD as far as yer covered eyes can see irk yer fancy?"

Ninja: "..."

Pirate: "Gyar, I'll be headin' into the dockside now. Been many a lonely night since I shared the company of a fair lass with'er an ever so welcoming bosom. Yar HARRRRRR!!"

Ninja: "..."

See? Ninjas are boring. Pirates all the way.

And by the way, may I say that the allusion to Eric Idle's song makes you 2X as cool?



That was so funny man
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would chose to be a Ninja. It corresponds to my person more than pirates. A ninja would kick a pirates ass anytime. Plus I rather have nice teeth.

Jack Sparrow is awesome. I hope the sequel is not bad, like most sequels, and the third movie too.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Admittedly, I would rather be a ninja than a pirate... as pirates aren't known for having good personal hygiene.

However, I'd much rather have a couple pirate buddies than ninja buddies, because ninjas aren't so well known for their conversational skills.

And with whom do you think would be more fun to get drunk?

Oh yeah! Pirates all the way.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirate's Arsenal: A sword, knives, guns, those funky bowling ball grenades.
Ninja's Arsenal: A sword, a fork, womens underclothes, and some rather risque playing cards.
Ninja Wins!

Pirate's Clothing: Big coat, an even bigger hat, lots of stuff braided into the hair, and a funky beard and/or mustache.
Ninja's Clothing: Spandex/Silk/Rubber body suit, a mask or bandana, the shadows.
Pirate Wins! Ninja costumes crush my nuts man.

Pirate's Combat Ability: Down with them scurvy dogs! Damn them to the depths! Get me my red shirt and brown pants!
Ninja's Combat Ability: *Throws a fork into a guy's eye, breaks another guy's neck, and stares another guy to death. All the while never exceeding 5 decibels.*
Ninja Wins!

Pirate Jokes: You're a failure and a disgrace if you haven't heard one.
Ninja Jokes: Are there any?
Pirate Wins!

Pirate Frenzies: Ever since they existed, children and adults everywhere had fantasies of being a pirate.
Ninja Frenzies: Ever since they existed, children and adults everywhere had fantasies of being a ninja.
Pirate sets Ninja on fire, and Ninja stabs Pirate in the ass. Both are too damn tough to cry.

A Pirate's Friends: Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We call the monkey Jack!
A Ninja's Friends: Spamtaro
An epic battle between an alcaholic primate versus a freaky little hamster. Guess who won? SPAMTARO TIEM!

Pirate Food: Scurvy comes from malnutrition. But all they need is to drop on an island, pack a few oranges or other various citrus fruits, and all their problems are solved.
Ninja Food: Spam, probably...
Pirate Wins!

Pirate's luck with the ladies: "All the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust."
Ninja's luck with the ladies: The ninja would be more likely to kill the lady that boink her.
Pirate Wins!

Pirate's Favorite Beverage: Rum, and lots of it!
Ninja's Favorite Beverage: Motts Clamato
Pirate Wins! Don't tell me you never saw that commercial!

That's my analysis. Currently heavily in favor of the Pirates. But the Panda Samurai stills pawns all!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Pirate's Arsenal: A sword, knives, guns, those funky bowling ball grenades.
Ninja's Arsenal: A sword, a fork, womens underclothes, and some rather risque playing cards.
Ninja Wins!

Pirate's Clothing: Big coat, an even bigger hat, lots of stuff braided into the hair, and a funky beard and/or mustache.
Ninja's Clothing: Spandex/Silk/Rubber body suit, a mask or bandana, the shadows.
Pirate Wins! Ninja costumes crush my nuts man.

Pirate's Combat Ability: Down with them scurvy dogs! Damn them to the depths! Get me my red shirt and brown pants!
Ninja's Combat Ability: *Throws a fork into a guy's eye, breaks another guy's neck, and stares another guy to death. All the while never exceeding 5 decibels.*
Ninja Wins!

Pirate Jokes: You're a failure and a disgrace if you haven't heard one.
Ninja Jokes: Are there any?
Pirate Wins!

Pirate Frenzies: Ever since they existed, children and adults everywhere had fantasies of being a pirate.
Ninja Frenzies: Ever since they existed, children and adults everywhere had fantasies of being a ninja.
Pirate sets Ninja on fire, and Ninja stabs Pirate in the ass. Both are too damn tough to cry.

A Pirate's Friends: Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We call the monkey Jack!
A Ninja's Friends: Spamtaro
An epic battle between an alcaholic primate versus a freaky little hamster. Guess who won? SPAMTARO TIEM!

Pirate Food: Scurvy comes from malnutrition. But all they need is to drop on an island, pack a few oranges or other various citrus fruits, and all their problems are solved.
Ninja Food: Spam, probably...
Pirate Wins!

Pirate's luck with the ladies: "All the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust.
Ninja's luck with the ladies: The ninja would be more likely to kill the lady that boink her.
Pirate Wins!

Pirate's Favorite Beverage: Rum, and lots of it!
Ninja's Favorite Beverage: Motts Clamato
Pirate Wins! Don't tell me you never saw that commercial!

That's my analysis. Currently heavily in favor of the Pirates. But the Panda Samurai stills pawns all!


Wow, that amused me terribly. Kudos to you. As to the food though, I figured you would go by the Japanese stereotype of sushi-eaters for the ninjas. So good for you.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still say Uruks.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates. The way they talk, the stuff they wear, ...the gold.....oh yeah, definitely pirates. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh... should we set up a thread that actually allows you to vote?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, yes, we know. The Panda Man still pawns all.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Uh... should we set up a thread that actually allows you to vote?


Yeah, that would work nicely. The choices can be Pirates, Ninjas, and Uruks.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Airship Pirates >_>;

Though I have to say that ninjas definatly do kick ass. Old ninjas from the Feudal Japan era trained from when they were 5 to 22 like every other class of samurai.... though pirates do have those damn awesome coats.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blazewing wrote:
Yeah, that would work nicely. The choices can be Pirates, Ninjas, and Uruks.


Yeah, my kinda gal Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates are the new monkeys. They're everywhere, but they're a fad. Ninjas have more staying power, because they're more adaptable and mysterious.

For further perusal:

http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/journal/ninjaspirates.shtml
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