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| darthkittenlover wrote: | Pirates are the new monkeys. They're everywhere, but they're a fad. Ninjas have more staying power, because they're more adaptable and mysterious.
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I don't know; I was always more of a squirrel/cow person as opposed to a monkey fan... If we're talking real animals, that is.
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I like squirrel-cows too.
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| Blazewing wrote: | | darthkittenlover wrote: | Pirates are the new monkeys. They're everywhere, but they're a fad. Ninjas have more staying power, because they're more adaptable and mysterious.
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I don't know; I was always more of a squirrel/cow person as opposed to a monkey fan... If we're talking real animals, that is. |
I don't think we're talking real animals, unless pirates are real animals. (pARRRRty!) I mean as humorous cultural referents, pirates are the new monkeys.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Cognitive wrote: | I like squirrel-cows too.
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...That's fricking awesome. Even if I meant seperately. *gawk*
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See it depends on if we're talking quantity. If we get a bunch of pirates, they'll board you, and take control. But have you ever noticed how if there are a bunch of ninjas together they all die and can't do shit right? BUT if there is only one ninja, it could take over a boat full of pirates. So I say, Either one ninja if we're going singular, or a boatload of pirates if we're going plural.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:06 am Post subject: |
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| Cognitive wrote: | I like squirrel-cows too.
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hehehe..that's so cute 
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| Cognitive wrote: | I like squirrel-cows too.
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This makes me want to start a squirrel or cows thread. Not because it's an epic question-- but so that picture can be its conclusion.
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Lol, a sqow...
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| Government_Man wrote: | | See it depends on if we're talking quantity. If we get a bunch of pirates, they'll board you, and take control. But have you ever noticed how if there are a bunch of ninjas together they all die and can't do shit right? BUT if there is only one ninja, it could take over a boat full of pirates. So I say, Either one ninja if we're going singular, or a boatload of pirates if we're going plural. |
Very perceptive.
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lol, a sqow... |
Sqows are fricking awesome.
...I forgot what else I was going to say.
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| Blazewing wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lol, a sqow... |
Sqows are fricking awesome.
...I forgot what else I was going to say. |
Let's make a movie... and let's make it a 50's style horror movie called "Attack of the killer sqows!!!".
I once tried to create such a movie called "Attack of the killer things that fall out of the tree and we haven't got a name for yet because everybody who is attacked by them dies too quickly to tell the rest what they look like!!!"
I wanted to create it using Unreal Tournament. I just had a large field, with one tree, and one bot who was supposed to walk underneath the tree and die... but he didn't co-operate... fucking actors...
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| Aramor wrote: | | Blazewing wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lol, a sqow... |
Sqows are fricking awesome.
...I forgot what else I was going to say. |
Let's make a movie... and let's make it a 50's style horror movie called "Attack of the killer sqows!!!".
I once tried to create such a movie called "Attack of the killer things that fall out of the tree and we haven't got a name for yet because everybody who is attacked by them dies too quickly to tell the rest what they look like!!!"
I wanted to create it using Unreal Tournament. I just had a large field, with one tree, and one bot who was supposed to walk underneath the tree and die... but he didn't co-operate... fucking actors... |
I would've totally checked that movie out. It amuses me how the scariness of the horror movie can be gauged be the number of exclamation points afterwards.
We can shoot it in black and white and use a cow stuffed animal with a bushy tail for the monster. It can lunge at people's faces and... overpower them with sheer... brute force? 
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Yeah, and it should have glowing red eyes... oh wait, black and white... anyhoo, this should be the plot: some american government agency has been messing around with animals, creating a mutated hybrid between a squirrel and a cow. Due to the infinite incompetence of those scientists and guards etc, the animal escapes. It starts randomly killing people in the nearby area. The first victims are a couple that are making love in the car on Lover's Lane. Then there is some guy who's father used to work for that agency but got kicked out and his life was totally ruined, so he becomes an alcoholic blahdiblahdiblahdi... and that guy finds out something is wrong and starts looking into things himself. There is also a very handsome news reporter (female) who is doing an article on the growing number of victims. The two come together, find out what's going on and they kill the monster in the end. Either that, or they stumble upon it, somehow communicate with it, find out that it only wants peace and quiet and they ship it off to some uninhabited island.
Ok, maybe a bit cliche, but hey, better steal something good, then make up something bad.
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| Aramor wrote: | Yeah, and it should have glowing red eyes... oh wait, black and white... anyhoo, this should be the plot: some american government agency has been messing around with animals, creating a mutated hybrid between a squirrel and a cow. Due to the infinite incompetence of those scientists and guards etc, the animal escapes. It starts randomly killing people in the nearby area. The first victims are a couple that are making love in the car on Lover's Lane. Then there is some guy who's father used to work for that agency but got kicked out and his life was totally ruined, so he becomes an alcoholic blahdiblahdiblahdi... and that guy finds out something is wrong and starts looking into things himself. There is also a very handsome news reporter (female) who is doing an article on the growing number of victims. The two come together, find out what's going on and they kill the monster in the end. Either that, or they stumble upon it, somehow communicate with it, find out that it only wants peace and quiet and they ship it off to some uninhabited island.
Ok, maybe a bit cliche, but hey, better steal something good, then make up something bad. |
A black-and-white eyed sqow lunging on its unsuspecting victims might be the most amusing mental image I've had in a while. Especially considering the cliche 50's horror movie style.
But, hey, sounds like a movie.
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We shouldn't forget the scene where we see the victim through the eyes of the sqow, while the sqow is hiding behind somebush. Then all of a sudden he moves a bit and the bush makes a little noise, so the victim turns around and sees something running out of the bush to another bush. Ofcourse he goes to check the other bush when all of a sudden *WHAM* sqow killed again... aaah, cliches galore!
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| Blazewing wrote: |
...That's fricking awesome. Even if I meant seperately. *gawk* |
thx
i figured you meant seperately 
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Okay... which are better? Sqow, Sneep, or Zebrelope?
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Pinjas...
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URUKS!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:51 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Okay... which are better? Sqow, Sneep, or Zebrelope? |
Sneeps would be pretty cool. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:39 am Post subject: |
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What's a sneep? A snake sheep? Snot sheep? Snelephant Sheep?
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| Aramor wrote: | | What's a sneep? A snake sheep? Snot sheep? Snelephant Sheep? |
Your first guest was the good one. It didn't need any explanation see, you figured |
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Cool...
So uhm, that's just a slithering bunch of wooly scales or something?
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