Pirates or Ninjas?

Kurosaki Ichigo · Gender: Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Posts: 175 Location: England

^ Nicely done.
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:06 am Post subject:

Smiley · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject:

The Inquisitor, thanks.

Aramor, if you have to ask, you'll never know.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject:

Well, I suppose that it's impossible for ninjas to be gay, seeing as how none of them have balls.

But you have to look on the bright side, I suppose.
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Ninjas. Obviously.

I mean, don't get me wrong: pirates were cool, back in the day. And they get the parrots. That's a big thing in their favour.

Ninjas do miss out on the chatty shoulder-decoration, granted, but a parrot would be a little counter-productive. What's the point of stealthy ninjitsu when, just as you're about to garrotte the Diamyo, the feathered f*ckwit on your shoulder starts jabbering on about wanting a cracker 'cos he's a pretty boy.

Pirates don't use stealth, they prefer to go "Arrrr" and speak about themselves in the third person. They probably get that from the parrots.

Finally, I think the main reason Ninjas are better is White Ninja... the web comic strip, not the short-lived Klan public access show about a caucasion ninja burning crosses...

I had too much sugar. Sorry.

Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject:

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Umm... dunno...
it is 11.30 here, and I should be asleep... and I bet I'm still awake in like 5 hours... so maybe, just maybe... it is a bad thing Smile

Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject:

This should help.
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

So, you're saying I have to have gummi bears and some roach bombs?
Yet more practical advice from the katana-wielding endangered bamboo fan. Smile

HeX · Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject:

Ninjas are awsome. except for the seppuku (suicide). I think pirates are better though, same level of danger to fight one but pirates get the booty (and not just from the wenchs)
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

OK... NEWSFLASH!
I have a confession... after ridiculing pirates in favour of Night's Dark Agents, I've weakened...
This morning, after shaving my head, I gave my goatee a new look...
and I realised that I looked like a pirate.
Shocking, I know.
I tried a couple of "Yarrs" and a "Me Hearty"... and I liked it. I really did.
If anyone has a bandana and a big gold hoop earring, I'd be much obliged.
I have my own cutlass.
Yarr.
See?

Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject:

Are we going to have another pirate fest again?
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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Well, I tried to deny my true, inner buccaneer, but I'm an out-and-proud freebooter now.
Yarr n'shit.

Smiley · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject:

Traitor. But then, pirates sucks.
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Sal · Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:12 am Post subject:

or about small penises, for that matter... [btw, question to native speakers: do you put a comma before adding "for that matter" like i just did, or is it an error?]
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Blaster · Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject:

It really seems optional. I actually wouldn't have used one in that sentence, and I loves me some commas.
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Sal · Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:52 am Post subject:

thx

a helpful moderator - every forumer's dream.
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ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

ninjas all the way.
and ninja didnt commit seppuku,in fact they had their own code of conduct,the ninpo,as opposed to samurai's bushido.
a very informative article about ninja can be found here:

http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/Ninja

i been into stealth assasins since i was like,3 [well,if we shall consider teenage mutant ninja turtles "assassin"] and man,those guys were some kind of superman.
i doubt i could ever been a ninja tho,because im too fucking lazy to train as hard as they did and i like too much my porn anyways (that was totally random,i know).

PEACE
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:50 am Post subject:

Ninjas like porn too you know...
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ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

yeha but imagine if a ninja skipped his "how to survive poisoning" class to go peeping at ladies bathing in the onsen...

*argh,nirvana...i'm cuming!

PEACE
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Sal · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:13 am Post subject:

you're thinking with your shorter sword again... Wink

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Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

yeah, take your hands off your tanto, Tonto.

Aramor · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:26 am Post subject:

Stop with the wankage, Oinkage... Razz

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ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

he,who said is the shorter!?
tonto!?!?
outstanding joke but fuck,all u guys there r from hell's kitchen or what!?!?
ROFL.

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