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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

like right.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.....shit =(

edit: there you happy? assholes.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

awwwww, you changed it back just for Aramor and me? i's because you like us so much and want us to be happy, isn't it?
like awwwwww....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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.....shit =(

edit: there you happy? assholes.


<3 i missed that one.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe there's even a debate over this.

Ninjas. If you disagree, you are wrong. End of.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sal_p wrote:
awwwww, you changed it back just for Aramor and me? i's because you like us so much and want us to be happy, isn't it?
like awwwwww....


Khushi wrote:
<3 i missed that one.


what can I say? I just love you guys.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeing as how this thread is getting resurrected so much, here's my expert analysis.

If you've ever been to a party in college, you're GOING to go with pirates on this one, because while a ninja is cool and all, he's going to SUCK IT and SUCK IT HARD at a party. He'll be the guy who sulks in a corner because he doesn't have the conversational skills to talk to women, quietly nursing his beer, killing everyone's buzz.

Seriously, though, a PIRATE at a party where there's alcohol?! That would be the sweetest thing ever, as pirates are notorious for having no self-restraint. He could talk to anyone, and your coolness level would go up 5 notches for just bringing this guy.

There is one exception to this, and that would if the ninja in question also happens to be a turtle. In the party case, this results in a tie.

Yes, I'd rather have a ninja at my back in a fight, but think on this, are you REALLY going to be in more fights than parties in your life? I didn't think so.

There. That settles it. Pirates. Discussion over.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah...okay...

You play your little dress up party thing, and we'll talk about real ninjas and pirates.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And we'll talk about real ninjas and pirates.


Though I personaly like ninjas this point goes to Crotchfire since real ninjas and pirates are no longer real...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon wrote:
The Inquisitor wrote:
And we'll talk about real ninjas and pirates.


Though I personaly like ninjas this point goes to Crotchfire since real ninjas and pirates are no longer real...


We still have pirates, actually. Live at sea, steal from land. They're mostly asian. They're just not as YAR as they used to be, and pretty much boring so nobody talks about them.

And ninjas were that amazing, their spirit lives on to today.


Nevertheless we just won't talk present, but past.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Inquisitor wrote:
... We still have pirates, actually. Live at sea, steal from land. They're mostly asian. They're just not as YAR as they used to be, and pretty much boring so nobody talks about them...


The past Asian pirates were as cool (and malicious) as any other wooden-legged pirate, but of course, they don't go YARR like they do. Asian pirates do like the eyepatch though.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nevertheless we just won't talk present, but past.

Hmmm... True! Truth be told there are still people that practice ninjitsu at present...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For all we know, ninjas could still be around. They're just THAT good. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol...

Well... uhm... I still go with pirates, but only if they're mostly like Jack Sparrow.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go with pirates because Sid Meier's Pirates is a great game.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay for Sid Meier! If he made a game about ninjas it would also be brilliant.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sid Meier's Ninjas!

...I wonder what the gameplay would be like.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates a fat low life drunks and who are nothing but idiots. Only films make them look good.

While Ninjas, are mysterious genius' who spend life becoming the greatest at what they love. They take life and make the best of it. Pirates just waste life being drunk.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

but they get to rape and pillage towns.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Inquisitor wrote:
Pirates a fat low life drunks and who are nothing but idiots. Only films make them look good.


Are you sure? Isn't it the movies that depict them as fat, low life drunks?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In all reality pirates were highly organized groups of boat terrorists and thieves that plagued the world with their ingenius plans and such. In all reality noone survived a ninja attack except those who weren't the target or hindering their progress.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the definitive test.

Have two buddies go to a party with comparable social skills. One dressed up as a ninja, (any ninja, they all look the same), the other dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow.

I think we all know who's going to have more fun.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 words: The Crimson Pirate (that's 3 words...)
these pirates were the coolest pirates ever, i bet they could outsmart any ninja in the world. add their natural charm and charisma. and they walked on the ocean's bottom with a boat on their shoulders, can you get any cooler?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You seriously believe that if a group of ninjas were set the task of boarding a pirate ship and killing the crue, the pirates would outsmart them?

Fat chance. Those pirates are deader than tank tops.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the final litmus test:

Which of these is an actual insult?

1. Butt pirate

2. Butt ninja


I rest my case. Ninjas will always be cooler than pirates.
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