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Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon?
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Who would win in a fight a Wookie or a Klingon?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:28 am    Post subject: Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon? Reply with quote

Due to the ST vs SW discussion, I was just wondering:
Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon? i guess either barehanded or if both had blade weapons.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Klingon because I loathe lucas.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down with the Milkyway heads. Go overgrown Ewoks!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon? Reply with quote

Wait a moment there was somthing in stardestroyer.net that asked this very same question. Wookies all the way.

Klingons are drunken hippies, I find it amazing thier civilization (or lack thereof) had even managaed space travel. Lucky bastards didn't kill them selves off fast enough.

I mean... dude... Gowron drinks too much coffee, Worf is an eunuch, and the TOS era klingons, albeit the coolest, couldn't do much but pimpslap.

Now a wookie... let's take Chewie for example, he'd pull the klingons arms out of their sockets, rip the Klingons head off, and throw the body twenty feet with one hand.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aye, you have a point, wise samurai. not to mention that a klingon without a weapon is like a bird without wings. aint doing anything but sittin there taking whatever beatings come its way. and wookies are bigger, stronger, and faster too. and they go arararararhghhghsarg
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, Klingons are supposed to be fearsome fighters, but they always seem to get their asses kicked by Starfleet officers, random aliens, etc.
Although I must say that I've never seen a wookie do anything overly impressive, either.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chewbacca does some pretty cool stuff in episode 4. It may not seem like much, but he swats storm troopers like flys. A single clubbing killed them.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea most of the klingon fights I've seen are pretty sad. I just figure its bad fight choregraphers. If they developed close quarters weapons combat i figure they would know joint locks as well. Which is the only way they would be able to take out a Wookie.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Chewbacca does some pretty cool stuff in episode 4. It may not seem like much, but he swats storm troopers like flys. A single clubbing killed them.

Meh, storm troopers are n00bs.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any anonymous henchman will get his ass kicked... even by walking carpets. I mean, Ewoks kicked Stormtrooper ass. Ok, a Stormtrooper is one of the coolest soldiers ever, but still, they're mostly just extras. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Meh, storm troopers are n00bs.


Then what a Federation soldiers? Oh yah, they're all hippies anyway so of course they are the lowest of the low.

Remember that one episode in DS9 where the Klingon General was arguing with a Romulan Admiral over the battle tactics? The Klingons proposed diving straight into enemy territory. The Romulans called it "brash" or somthing like that. I side with the Romys. Rushing into enemy terrirtory, always, always, is a suicide mission.

We all know Romulans are twenty times smarter than Klingons, even though the Romulan senate allowed the introduction of a foreign and unidentified object into thier senate chamber in Nemesis, and the little red thing was a medusafier. They're dumb but not nearly as dumb as Klingons.

I mean, dude, Tribbles were declared a threat and national enemy of the Klingon Empire! How sad is that.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

U know? I think Chewie is supposed to be kind of a small sized wookie, despite the fact that he can still tear you apart with his bare hands. I dont really remember where I heard this tho. It may not even be official info. I wouldn't want to piss off a wookie thats even stronger than Chewie.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think they are equally strong and have an equal training.
The good always prevails. The wookie would win.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Equally strong?

Kilingons got thier asses whiped by a little Bajoran girl with almost no muscle on her.

Wookies? Let the wookie win, it's easier that way.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Blaster wrote:
Meh, storm troopers are n00bs.


Then what a Federation soldiers?
I always had a laugh when the officer in the red shirt died.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wookies, hands down. Klingons would get their asses handed to them by ewoks, let alone wookies.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a wookie would split a klingon in two with his hairy pinky.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, this one finalizes the thread:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Okay, this one finalizes the thread:



Dude! I saw this thread and immediately thought of that comic, I couldn't find it though (turns out I was looking at wrong webcomic) and I thought it fit perfectly!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea I've seen that PA strip as well, but didn't think it prudent to post a strip from another comic here.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tripper wrote:
they go arararararhghhghsarg


Sounds more like grraararggharargh to me
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raziel wrote:
Tripper wrote:
they go arararararhghhghsarg


Sounds more like grraararggharargh to me


No, they go like "Arruwar Roar!!!"

Just play KOTOR and you'll have to listen to that shit for hours and hours it seems. God, that was the most boring fuckin part of the game I've seen (haven't got it myself, but someone I know has it and showed me that part).
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Klingon. No fucking question...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FANBOY ALERT! This isnt a poll of which one you think is cooler, its about which one would win in a fight you n00b fanboy.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch yer mouth son... now eat your spam...

Let me just put it to you this question: A 8 foot tall bear-man or a 6 foot drunken hippy?
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