Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon?

BaconNeggs

Due to the ST vs SW discussion, I was just wondering:
Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon? i guess either barehanded or if both had blade weapons.
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Froberg · Gender: Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

Klingon because I loathe lucas.

Aramor · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:19 pm Post subject:

Down with the Milkyway heads. Go overgrown Ewoks!!!
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Simon_Says

Wait a moment there was somthing in stardestroyer.net that asked this very same question. Wookies all the way.

Klingons are drunken hippies, I find it amazing thier civilization (or lack thereof) had even managaed space travel. Lucky bastards didn't kill them selves off fast enough.

I mean... dude... Gowron drinks too much coffee, Worf is an eunuch, and the TOS era klingons, albeit the coolest, couldn't do much but pimpslap.

Now a wookie... let's take Chewie for example, he'd pull the klingons arms out of their sockets, rip the Klingons head off, and throw the body twenty feet with one hand.
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AAATripper · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject:

aye, you have a point, wise samurai. not to mention that a klingon without a weapon is like a bird without wings. aint doing anything but sittin there taking whatever beatings come its way. and wookies are bigger, stronger, and faster too. and they go arararararhghhghsarg
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Blaster · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject:

Yeah, Klingons are supposed to be fearsome fighters, but they always seem to get their asses kicked by Starfleet officers, random aliens, etc.
Although I must say that I've never seen a wookie do anything overly impressive, either.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject:

Chewbacca does some pretty cool stuff in episode 4. It may not seem like much, but he swats storm troopers like flys. A single clubbing killed them.
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BaconNeggs · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:40 am Post subject:

Yea most of the klingon fights I've seen are pretty sad. I just figure its bad fight choregraphers. If they developed close quarters weapons combat i figure they would know joint locks as well. Which is the only way they would be able to take out a Wookie.
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Blaster · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:09 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:54 am Post subject:

Any anonymous henchman will get his ass kicked... even by walking carpets. I mean, Ewoks kicked Stormtrooper ass. Ok, a Stormtrooper is one of the coolest soldiers ever, but still, they're mostly just extras. Smile

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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:08 pm Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject:

U know? I think Chewie is supposed to be kind of a small sized wookie, despite the fact that he can still tear you apart with his bare hands. I dont really remember where I heard this tho. It may not even be official info. I wouldn't want to piss off a wookie thats even stronger than Chewie.
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capfett · Gender: Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 94

I think they are equally strong and have an equal training.
The good always prevails. The wookie would win.

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject:

Equally strong?

Kilingons got thier asses whiped by a little Bajoran girl with almost no muscle on her.

Wookies? Let the wookie win, it's easier that way.
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Wookies, hands down. Klingons would get their asses handed to them by ewoks, let alone wookies.
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The Huge Wing Wong · Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:56 pm Post subject:

a wookie would split a klingon in two with his hairy pinky.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject:

Okay, this one finalizes the thread:

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BaconNeggs · Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:50 pm Post subject:

Yea I've seen that PA strip as well, but didn't think it prudent to post a strip from another comic here.
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:06 am Post subject:

Vince Vega · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject:

Klingon. No fucking question...
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AAATripper · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

FANBOY ALERT! This isnt a poll of which one you think is cooler, its about which one would win in a fight you n00b fanboy.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject:

Watch yer mouth son... now eat your spam...

Let me just put it to you this question: A 8 foot tall bear-man or a 6 foot drunken hippy?
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