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Holly Resurrected
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"Come down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it." - Christopher Titus
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Daffy D
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Daddy, can I be on tv.? NO? Okay. I'll just go sit in my high chair till I grow some balls!
-Chode, tripping the rift
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Sal
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since the topic is fairied already...
"some of our best drivers drive with a hard-on all day long!" - the taxi company boss, Factotum
and all-time fave.
"Sai Gon... Shit..." - the first words in Apocalypse Now!
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Daffy D
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Oh wait! I got some more!
DAMN, you got a set of gum bumpers! Bet you know how to swallow the meat & potatos!- Chode's grandpa Benito, Tripping the rift.
YOUR THE ONE LIVING IN A FUCKING DREAM, SILBERMAN!
Sara Conner, T2.
Counsler? Come out, come out where ever you are!
Robert DeNiro, Cape Fear.
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Corporal Waffle
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| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
theere ya go! 
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| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Sal
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| vevlaa wrote: | | munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
theere ya go! |
oh, yes! 
and one more
"of course you realize this means war" - BUGS!
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Too...many...pages... so if any of these are repeats, forgive me, I just skimmed:
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Jaws
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.” -Usual Suspects
“It is like a finger pointing its way to the heavens.” *SLAP* “Don’t look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.” -Enter the Dragon
“Ray when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!” -Ghostbusters
"The question isn't whether you're paranoid; it's whether you're paranoid ENOUGH." -Strange Days
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"I just wanted to tell you both, Good Luck. We're all counting on you back here" Airplane
"Hey. Where are the white women at?" Blazing Saddles
"You were the bomb in phantoms yo" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"This is your captain speaking. We may experience some turbulence and then blow up." "But I don't want to blow up!" Serenity
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"I do have a test today, that wasn't bull sh**. It's about European Socialists. I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So who cares if their Socialists. They could be Facist Anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
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"Not that I condone Facism, or and Ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an Ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in beatles, I just believe in me.' A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people"
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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I thought this topic died.... Oh well.
"You may have noticed the peculiar indentations in both their foreheads."
[sarcasm]"Nooooo..."[/sarcasm]
"Ah, self-cleaning Mut-Ant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine."
"Mail this, sort that, I'll make 'em all pay..."
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Robot Chicken Koko
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motha-fucka: Samuel L. Jackson
Has anyone here ever noticed Samuel L. Jackson always plays . . . well, Samuel L. Jackson in all the movies he's in? He's the same throughout all his movies. Makes sense, because he's still making movies and money.
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| Koko wrote: |
Has anyone here ever noticed Samuel L. Jackson always plays . . . well, Samuel L. Jackson in all the movies he's in? |
I've noticed the same thing. Jodie Foster Is another actor who puts alot herself into her characters.
I don't think these quotes has been yet posted. My apologies if so has happened. My old time favorite is "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Said By Rhett from Gone with the Wind. It's just... HOT! So cruel honesty.
The second is from Pulp Fiction, Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese. Saying that to me makes me drool like a Pavlov's dog.
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I almost forgot the quote from Bruce Almighty. I use this often.
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles"
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Azrael
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Wow, I never knew about this thread...
I have a few quotes:
"Never tell me the odds."- Han Solo, Star Wars
"What if I tunr out gay?"- Marty McFly
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"Why shouldn't you be happy?"- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
"Dude! His piece is gonna be rubbing inside your amror!"- Jay, Dogma
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Spock
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: haha |
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| Mango wrote: | Wow, I never knew about this thread...
I have a few quotes:
"Never tell me the odds."- Han Solo, Star Wars
"What if I tunr out gay?"- Marty McFly
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"Why shouldn't you be happy?"- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
"Dude! His piece is gonna be rubbing inside your amror!"- Jay, Dogma |
all funny quotes. I love Back To The Future and Dogma.
"The Dogmatic Rule: You can't be anal without an anus."
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lupine_ragdoll
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"General Grievous...you're shorter than I expected." - Star Wars ep 3
Another one I adore is this:
"...and it smelled just like cleaning fluid and all it made me wanna like do was WAX THE FLOOR. So like can someone tell me like, is this concert for real, or it it just another rip off?" - Rock & Rule  |
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Spock
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Another funny one I just thought of...
"Welcome to Thunderdome, biatch."
-Dane Cook, Waiting...
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soul_incision
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This isn't from a movie but from a series called 'Extras' by Ricky Gervaise, it;s the 6th Episode in the 1st series with Patrick stewart and it;s or elike a scene but it goes something like this....
Patrick - 'Of course, I'll...Make it so!'
Ricky Looks Perplexed
Patrick - You have seen Star trek : the Next Generation haven't you?'
Ricky - No, sorry.
Patrick - What, your wife won't let you?
Ricky - No, I'm not married
Patrick - Your girlfriend then?
Ricky - I don't have a girlfriend, I live alone
Patrick - You're not married, you don't have a girlfriend...and you've never watched Star Trek..................................Good lord....
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wrincewind
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my favorite quote has to be from www.homestarrunner.com :"STRONG BAD: Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer."
love it!
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| wrincewind wrote: | my favorite quote has to be from www.homestarrunner.com :"STRONG BAD: Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer."
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Pass the Gravyed Yams. And don't bogart that stuffinged hams!
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This does not look good for the Homestar Runner... Never-ending soooda, aaa-ah-aaa-ah-aaa-ah!
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"today, i am going to eat a huge pile of salt!"
*hic* "those, my freind, are heart attacks!" *hic*
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Azrael
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"She does not have tesitcular Cancer. She's just a tourist."- Tyler Durden/ Nararrator, Fight Club
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Daffy D
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| wrincewind wrote: | "today, i am going to eat a huge pile of salt!"
*hic* "those, my freind, are heart attacks!" *hic* |
LOL! The King of Town. I love that website. <3
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| Daffy D wrote: | | wrincewind wrote: | "today, i am going to eat a huge pile of salt!"
*hic* "those, my freind, are heart attacks!" *hic* |
LOL! The King of Town. I love that website. <3 |
Oh crap! I forgot to get everyone Decemberween presents! Oh crap, I fell down the stairs!...oh crap i forgot to put clothes on.
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AWESOME!
Yay for recognition, I have a similiar thread on another site
" What is the sound of one neck snapping?"
" YOUR A GIRL!!"
" I had to kill myself, run through Haell, run back, make you a pie, and then dance nude, to get this shit!!! DIE!"
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