Favorite... quotes

AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: Favorite... quotes

Name your favorite quote, who said it and from what movie.

Mine should be obvious enough

"Thats it man! Game over man, game over! What the fuck are we suppsoed to do now?"
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Dahaka · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject:

You didn't obey your own rules for posting.
I hope people keep it to 1 quote and this should be interesting.

"Bless the Maker. Bless his coming and his going. May his passing cleanse the world. May he keep the world for his people."-Fremen-'Dune'(2000)
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Agent 47 · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:38 pm Post subject:

The flesh, the flesh of fallen angels.
max payne 2
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject:

"Know Him? He was delicious!" - Tom Servo, making fun of "Final Sacrifice"
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desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?" - Sundance, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"
Ash, Army of Darkness.

Best. Movie quote. Evar.
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AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject:

Ah, army of darkness, awesome movie.

"Yo, she bitch, lets go".
Ash, Army of Darkness.
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AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject:

"Yo, she bitch, lets go."
"Baby, you just got reeeaaaalll ugly...."
Ash, Army of Darkness.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:

" 'I don't believe in casual sex'
'Hey, it won't be casual. I'll keep my tie on!' " - Rodney Dangerfield, "Meet Wally Sparks"

" 'It was on your arm for 8 seconds, and managed to lay 12 eggs'
'And he didn't even buy me a drink first' " - Hellboy

"Oh yes. Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, is called canabalism, and is quite frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject:

Digit beat me to the Ash quotes, so I'll just say,

"Remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you!"- Merlin
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RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

It's tough to pinpoint a favorite quote, there are so many funny ones in all of movie history.

From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

Indy: How'd you know she was a Nazi?
Henry (Indy's dad): She talks in her sleep.
Indy: <nods, then thinks about that sentence a second>
--awkward silence--

From Weekend at Bernie's 2:

(as Bernie wades into the ocean)
Larry: Swim with the fishes, you ugly bastad! (I prefer to spell "bastard" phonetically in this case, just because Andrew McCarthy's delivery is so hysterical)

From The American President:

(as Annette Bening's character prepares to walk out of the Oval Office)
Andrew: You can't do that, Sidney. (I apologize, but I can't remember the correct spelling of Sidney's name in the context of the movie off the top of my head)
Sidney: With all due respect, Mr. President, who's going to stop me?
Andrew: Well, if you walk through that door, the United States Secret Service. That's my private office.
Sidney: <beat> Oh.

I'm absolutely certain I'll think of more later, but there are just so darn many of them...
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

David: "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been...that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
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Nigel: "Uh.. good drummer."
David: "Great look, good drummer."
Nigel: "Good, good drummer...."
David: "Fine drummer...."
Marty: "What happened to him?"
David: "He died, he, he died in a bizarre gardening accident."
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Ian: "I mean, what's offensive?"
Bobbi: "Ian, you put a greased naked woman... Ian: Yes..."
Bobbi: "..on all fours..."
Ian: "Yes."
Bobbi: "...with a dog collar around her neck..."
Ian: "...with a dog collar..."
Bobbi: "...and a leash..."
Ian: "...and a leash..."
Bobbi: "...and a man's arm extended out up to here holding on to the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive, you don't find that sexist?"
Ian: "No I don't, this is 1982."

Spinal Tap.
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Bounty · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:38 am Post subject:

'Bones, Promises... Both break."

The Punisher from the game Smile

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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

"Give a man a gun and he thinks he's superman. Give him two guns and he thinks he is God" Chow Yun Fat's Boss in Hard Boiled
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AAATripper · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject:

"i believe you have my stapler"
Milton, Office Space.
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Chaz · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:

Charlie and the Choclolate Factory (2005)
Willy Wonka: Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.
Anyone who reads Fark.com will understand why this is amusing.

Most of Napolean Dynamyte is golden too. I could fill your bandwidth quota for a month with quotes but this will do for now.

Ok one more....

Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:53 pm Post subject:

Pink: Why am I pink?
Boss: because.
Pink: But I don't want to be fucking pink
Boss: Whats wrong with pink?
Pink : its fucking gay
Boss: Who gives a shit?
Pink: can't I be fucking purple or blue?
Boss: Because their already begin used for another mission.

(Its been a while since I have seen the movie and my memory is vague_ Resevoir Dogs.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject:

'You mean you could have gotten out of these 'cuffs the whole time!?'
'No! Only when it was funny!' -- "Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I've built a whole writing method based on that quote.
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EchØ · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

*Blain offers chewing tobacco, nobody takes*
Blain: Bunch of slack jawed fagets around here, this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyranosauras....just like me.

Predator.

Jay: In this world gone mad, we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

Tyler: It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.

Fight Club
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Hivequeen · Gender: Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 119

"No women, no kids." --Leon

Leon: the Professional

Chaz · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject:

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Hudson: Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

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Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

There are just too many great lines in that movie. Very Happy

EchØ · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject:

indeed it was.
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject:

I see all these famous cult-classics for their quotes, so I think that a few horrifically bad movies/other sources need to get their due.

"He's got a BOB-BOMB!!!!" -Super Mario Brothers

"Hmmmm, eeduh sumting frudding oh-ah dinoso-ah taking piss." -Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior

"I'm goin' to see a movie!" -Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Huh huh huh, what a mess." -Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D

"Run along now, MAN talk." -James Bond, Goldfinger

"What are you DOING?!"
"Takin' a shit." -National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon
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EchØ · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject:

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