Favorite... quotes

Poor Lumpy Pony · Gender: Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 11

Reckon you're pretty smart huh?
Reckon you can outsmart a bullet?
-Robocop
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capfett · Gender: Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 94

Lt Hookstratten: I would like to get the playing on about 1900 hours, if that is satisfactory?
Derek: When will that be?
Lt Hookstratten: I make it now it is about 1830 hours.
Derek: So that's what? about 50 hours?
David: 120 hours?
Lt Hookstratten: That's actually about 30 minutes.
--- This is Spinal Tap

President of the US to President of Russia, on phone:
(...) Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country. Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. (...)
--- Dr. Strangelove

Papazombie · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject:

"English Pig-Dog! I fart in your general direction! Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elder Berries!"
*Spoken in absurd French accent*

Three gusses folks and your first two don't count.
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"If Life Gives You Lemons...Punch A Clown." - LSM

AbbyNormal · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 55

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

All time favorite.

Second favorite's in my sig.

Third: "Hand me the fucking keys you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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Crotchfire · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject:

"Why didn't anyone TELL me my ass was so big?!"
-President Scroob
Spaceballs

"Giggity giggity giggity goo!"
-Quagmire
Family Guy
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In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

"Are you Filtering me?"
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"You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."

"Bite my 50% miss chance."

--Order of the Stick

Aramor · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:07 am Post subject:

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard...
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard...
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard...
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard, gard, gard, gagagagard..."

I love that song!
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Munan · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:41 am Post subject:

"What did you say?"
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

"I can't walk to the store to buy a pack of smokes without bumping into 10 guys you've fucked."
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"You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."

"Bite my 50% miss chance."

--Order of the Stick

Gojira Destructicus · Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:08 am Post subject:

Here's a couple:

"Igotasaw.Notafraidtouseit.Chopyouinhalf.(speedy jibberish)"
"Chips in a tube!? That's just crazy! (guzzling noise)"
"My life sucks, so I sell hot dogs. I sell hot dogs because my life sucks."
"Gimme a hot dog now and don't put any of that green crap on it."
"Hello....I'm going to eat your toes!(undescribable but non offensive noises)"
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King of the Monsters...and New York, and Tokyo and London!

angelusraptor · Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:47 am Post subject:

"i musn't run away, i musn't run away, i musn't run away.. I MUSN'T RUN AWAY!!!"

followed by girly scream.

-Shinji Ikari
-Neon Genesis Evangelion, The End of Evangelion

PS: naah, i'm kidding about the girly scream part Laughing

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Aramor · Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:27 am Post subject:

"The only consolation is that they're all dead now."

- Crow T. Robot while watching an educational film from the fifties.

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

- Priest from Dead Alive
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Still internet married to Tripper.

Frost · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:45 am Post subject:

"We need to get these people to a hospital."
"A hospital! What is it?"
"It's a big building where doctors work, but thats not important right now."
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

angelusraptor · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:59 am Post subject:

"let my people go! i'm the bloody Moses of vampires!!"

-Spike
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer Novel *can't remember which one though. maybe the Spike and Dru one*
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

"That's between God and them. It's my job to set up that meeting."

--Man on Fire
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"You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."

"Bite my 50% miss chance."

--Order of the Stick

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

How about:

Looks like you saved the day you little pisspot.
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Ipsa · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:01 pm Post subject:

Ted: What? Are you kidding? She's a whale!
Pat: You forget. It's a sumo culture over there. They pay by the pound. Sorta like, uh... tuna.

--There's Something About Mary
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"Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!"

ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

"Luke, I'm your father"

"Nooooooo!!!!"

If you can't guess where this is from.......
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"You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."

"Bite my 50% miss chance."

--Order of the Stick

Aramor · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:44 am Post subject:

The Lady · Gender: Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Bradford

Anything Spike says in Buffy is golden.

Buffy: Why are you here? 5 words or less
Spike: (counting on his fingers) Out, For, A, Walk.......Bitch
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angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:09 am Post subject:

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Probably my all time favourite:
JASON BIGGS: I'm the piefucker!
SECURITY GUARD: In prison he'll be the pie.

If you need me to tell you where thats from then i say get thee to a nunnery. Or a video rental place.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:59 am Post subject:

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