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Maddie
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Mr. Blonde: You want me to shoot him for you, Joe?
Mr. White: Shit, you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.
--Reservoir Dogs
And, because I can't help doing more than one quote:
Turkish (narration) : Tommy--the tit-- is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.
--Snatch
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Snatch, great movie.
| Brick Top wrote: | | You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". |
I was hardly able to breathe after that.
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AAATripper
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jesus, where'd that come from?
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Aramor
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I've seen too many movies and remembered too many quotes to know which one is my favourite... but here's one I'll never forget:
Indian: Why!
Tiger-guy who is travelling with his car through the Wild West from whom I can't remember the name: Why? Aren't you supposed to say "how"?
Indian: I already know how. I wanna know why!!!
It was from a cartoon which was a part of the almighty Loony Tunes universe
Must... refrain... from... posting... entire... Smeagollum... conversations...
*Phew*
Frodo: But Smeagol promised, on the Precious.
Smeagol: SMEAGOL LIED!!!
From Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Special Extended Edition
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Hivequeen
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Oooo, speaking of LotR...
"Do not trust to hope; it has forsaken these lands." --Eomer |
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AAATripper
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"well, fuck me sideways"
i dont know where that came from but i heard it on Halo2 one night and it instantly became my favorite slogan.
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iamhalloween
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"Remember, nobody has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area"
Fight Club, Ed Norton's PSA on the DVD |
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Chaz
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| Tripper wrote: | "well, fuck me sideways"
i dont know where that came from but i heard it on Halo2 one night and it instantly became my favorite slogan. |
It was Alan Rickman from Judas Kiss.
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"NYPD! That means I'm gonna Nock Yo Punkass Down!"
"All the most advanced technology in the Galaxy and we're stuck with a Ford P.O.S."
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Everything from Army of Darkness is gold, but I'll always love "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow."
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"The Zaphod Beetlebrox?"
"No, just a Zaphod Beetlebrox, didn't you hear? I come in six packs now."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. "
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. "
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "
All of that from Douglass Adam's assorted works.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for all of this."
-Tom Servo to the camera during a VERY strange short on MST3k |
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Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman
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"Fuck me running!"
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This movie had some good ones...
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you.
Wesley: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Wesley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Wesley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
(HAHA, I love that one!)
Inigo Montoya: I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard?
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. |
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Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!
Hank Azaria and Al Pacino in "Heat".
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Flanders: hi homer.
Homer: ahhhhhhhh die ( homer shoots flanders ).
Bart: good you killd zombie Flanders.
Homer: Flanders was a zombie?
THE SIMPSONS
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Landlady: You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
Sing: I realized that good guys never win. I want to be bad; I want to be the killer!
Sidekick: Ice cream!
Sing: Where? *follows*
[Kung Fu Hustle]
Arthur: This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Vogon: Run, run! He's got a TOWEL!
Marvin: I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
Will: You cheated.
Jack: *shrugs* Pirate.
[Pirates of the Carribean]
God: Everytime I try to talk to someone, it's always "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy..."
[I could go on with Monty Python quotes for days.]
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Ali G Indahouse
"This guy...he is even more eviler than Skeletor"
Blade Trinity
Some guy forget his name sees some little vampire chiwowa(dont know how the hell you spell that)
'Fuck me!'
Two Rotwieler vampires come out behind the chiwowa
'Fuck me sideways!'
Alien 3 after the superintendant gets taken up into the ceiling
'...............FUCK' |
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| Quote: | "well, fuck me sideways"
i dont know where that came from but i heard it on Halo2 one night and it instantly became my favorite slogan. |
Im pretty sure they dont say fuck on Halo 2. I could be mistaken, however...
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| FROST wrote: | | Quote: | "well, fuck me sideways"
i dont know where that came from but i heard it on Halo2 one night and it instantly became my favorite slogan. |
Im pretty sure they dont say fuck on Halo 2. I could be mistaken, however... |
I think he might mean on multiplayer. |
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"She's gone from suck to blow."
"I'm a Mog, half man-half dog. Im my own best friend."
-Space Balls-
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| Blazewing wrote: | Arthur: This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Vogon: Run, run! He's got a TOWEL!
Marvin: I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] |
Dolphins: So long and thanks for all the fish. (It's a really catchy tune btw)
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| Aramor wrote: | | Blazewing wrote: | Arthur: This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Vogon: Run, run! He's got a TOWEL!
Marvin: I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] |
Dolphins: So long and thanks for all the fish. (It's a really catchy tune btw) |
I thought the whole opening sequence was a little bit too long at first... then I caught myself humming the song for days afterwards.
It's the song I want played at my funeral-- Fish shall, of course, be served. 
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Aramor
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| Blazewing wrote: | | It's the song I want played at my funeral-- Fish shall, of course, be served. |
Hehe, how evil.
Maybe I should let them play something from Metallica... like So What.
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I need to finish planning out my funeral so that I can have a long detailed list included in my will. The morbidity (did I just make up a word?) is lessened by the fact that it'll all be so gloriously amusing and nerdy. If all goes right, it'll be fricking awesome. 
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