Favorite... quotes

Inkmonkey · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject:

"I'm da pahty poopa" - AHNOLD!! ... "Kindergarten Cop"
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Zombie · Gender: Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 33

"Who's your daddy and what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop
"Stop whining!" - Arnold movie I can't remember
"Your brain has the.. shell on it." - Chris Farley - Tommy Boy

riff13 · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 20

"One of you's gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!" Nathan Fillion in Firefly.

OK so it's a TV show, but the movie's coming out Sept. 30th.
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Bounty · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject:

"Its time to chew bubblegum and kick ass" Rowdy Roddy Piper from They Live. Duke Nukem ripped him off Razz

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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject:

Too bad "They Live" was such a horrible movie. The quote is brilliant, though.
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Glory · Gender: Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 49

"*siren* Slow down lady, you're speeding!"
"F*** off, I'm the Queen!"

-Eddy Izzard (talking about Queen Victoria)
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The Huge Wing Wong · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:21 am Post subject:

Ryan Dunn: [after many failed intro attempts, sigh] Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.

Gets yanked of the bike and falls into some cacti

Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake...CACTI!
Steve-O: It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts!
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EchØ · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:09 am Post subject:

"I could get a hell of a good look at a t-bone stake by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but I rather take the butchers word for it" - Big Tom. Tommy Boy.

"Get to the chaapar*Chopper*" Arnie. Predator.
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- aLp - The Lost Episode.

Holly Resurrected · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:29 am Post subject:

"I'll kill you with my teacup." - Richard B. Riddick, Chronicles Of Riddick
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Macdaddy · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:53 am Post subject:

"GAME OVER!" - SAW
That was a good film, cant wait for the second. Twisted Evil

Chaz · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:19 am Post subject:

Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

Office Space...love that movie.
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AAATripper · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:23 am Post subject:

Yeah....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

i made three of these calls.
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Macdaddy · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:37 am Post subject:

Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Pirates of the caribbean - Love that film! Razz

Metal_Pred · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:

Macdaddy · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:45 am Post subject:

Ace Ventura: I have a package for you, sir.
Man: Sounds broken.
Ace Ventura: Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!

Very Happy

Dahaka · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:18 am Post subject:

"Why don't you go suck a fuck"-Maggie Gyllenhall, Donnie Darko
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:21 am Post subject:

"...But why's the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean"

" 'How do you know so much about swallows, sir?'
'You have to know these things when you're King.' " - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Who's the more foolish; the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi, "Star Wars: A New Hope"

"You gotta know what a crumpet is to know how to play Cricket." - Rapahael, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

" 'Has anyone ever told you, 'Sounds like a case of the Mondays?' '
'...No man. No. I reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying a thing like that.' " - Office Space
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:30 am Post subject:

Homer: Flanders I need 10 thousand dollars, pronto!

Flanders : Well I'm sorry Homer I don't have that kind of money, but I can send you 10 thousands prayers!

Homer: Oh go suck a bible flanders!

-the simpsons.
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Macdaddy · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:31 am Post subject:

Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The Z word!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Are there any, though?
Shaun: No. It's like they've all disappeared... Oh, wait, there they are.

Shaun of the Dead! Funny as Hell! Twisted Evil

Lord Ackbar · Gender: Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2

from Halo 2:
SGT. JOHNSON: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the corps blowin' up our raggedy-ass fleet!
PILOTS: Hoo-Ra!

And in Star Wars right after Vader kills Captain Needa:
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
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Zombie · Gender: Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 33

"THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!"
-Kung Pow

Inkmonkey · Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject:

Fry: Wait, I'm having one of those things! Y'know, like a headache with pictures!
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Yeah!

--Futurama
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:24 pm Post subject:

Lethal Weapon 4...

Leo: "Leo Getz, private investigator."

Riggs: "Ah, private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates."

Leo: "Investigate what?"

Riggs: "Investigate my privates, you stupid shit. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"'

There are so many good quotes in that movie, I need to watch again.
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EchØ · Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:04 am Post subject:

Dahaka · Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:54 am Post subject:

His Dad the Sherriff: "Wreslte? Gordy you couldn't wrestle your weewee out of your Trousers."

"Gordy"(David Arquette): "I can, it's just sometimes i don't see the point."

-Ready to Rumble
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