Favorite... quotes

[Crotchfire]

I just remembered this absolute gem from what is, quite possibly, the Worst Movie Ever Made...

"Sir? Sir!"
"What is it?"
"The Goombas are dancing again."
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In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

[Azrael]

"It's so DAMN HOT! Milk was a BAD CHOICE!"
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Only the strongest will survive.

Married to SpideyGirl.

[Bloo]

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Snakes on a plane

"Johnny, don't do it!"
- I don't remember where it's from...

"Wow... his chest... it's so muscular and shiny..."
-Spongebob (?)

"What? I don't get it..."
"It's a man discussion."
"Sexist! SEXIST!"
"Oie, shut the hell up!"
*get's slapped in the face by Bahamut, and lands on a metal beam*
"You're late, bitch!"
-Final fantasy VII: Advent Children

"Hey, yeah fuck you Goomba! Fuck you!"
"Hey... HEY! What the hell are you doing there! You're not supposed to be there!"
"Oh what the fuck blooper!"
"Yeah, fuck you!"
-That video Mr. Chainsaw posted

"I hope they made lots of spaghetti!"
"Aha! Here's the problem! To many -- spaghetti! Aha! Aha! Aha! [played seven more times in fast and slow motion] Aha! Here's the -- spaghetti! -- too many toasters! You know what they say! All toasters toast -- spaghetti! Aha! You know what the say, all - Mama Luigi! - toasts toast!"
"Luigi, you -- fucker!"
"That's -- motherfucker -- to you!"
"Hey! It's from -- spaghetti! Hey! It's from -- toasters toast -- spaghetti! Hey! It's from Bowser! It says... -- Everybody loves Kung Fu Fighting!! Hey! It's from -- Mama Luigi! Hey! It's from Bowser! It says... Dear Mario, -- you fucker! Hey! It's from Bowser! It says... -- all toasters toast -- the instructions -- toast!"
-Youtube Poop: Hotel Mario

By the way, Hotel Mario has got to be the worst Mario game I've ever played. That includes custom games by people on Acid-play and Buziol Games website.

[angelusraptor]

"... another shrubbery!!"

DUN-DUNN~!

-Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
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[Bloo]

I loved the giant bunny...

[AAATripper]

--EEsus CHRIST!

King Arthur, astonished by the ferocity of the amazing leaping Vorpal Bunny decapitating and de-limbing Bors.
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