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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You have a hregm like my friend, can I touch?"

Borat's Guide to America
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He can't have a sexy time no more"
Also Borat
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't "Get thee to a nunnery" from Hamlet?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

woot! my first five-page topic.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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woot! my first five-page topic.

Congrats. I've got more:
Mr Gideon, you're not paying attention
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Isn't "Get thee to a nunnery" from Hamlet?

I'm pretentious, get over it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"be a man. DO the right thing"

-tha stand-up comedy guy. what's his name?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Isn't "Get thee to a nunnery" from Hamlet?


Yes. Why?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just seems a little out of place to quote Shakespeare on this forum Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To facehug or not to facehug...

Aramor, o Aramor, where are you, o Aramor...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Just seems a little out of place to quote Shakespeare on this forum Razz

I would like to apologise to the other forum users for my use of Shakespeare. I see now that some people may find this both distressing and confusing. To make up for this, here is another Jay and Bob quote:
"Yo baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
This has a 0% success rate as a pick up line, believe me I know
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
another Jay and Bob quote:


Ladies, ladies, ladies... Jay and Silent Bob are in the hiz-ouse!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you challenge me to a bout of nerd fu. Hahahahahahaha, your flying crane style is no match for my tiger death chop.
"Affleck you the bomb in phantoms yo"
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, there are several Hamlet movie renditions... e.g., the Kenneth Branaugh version (which is about 4 hours long), a Mel Gibson version, Lawrence Olivier, and most recently one with Ethan Hawke in the lead role. (And those are just the American ones)

So Shakespeare isn't too awkward to quote here. It's just awkward in the way it was used. Wink

Bonus points if anyone can tell me to which character he says that to and/or what act and scene!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I oughtta know. To Ophelia, act III scene I. Waittaminute, people are being educated. For free. Run! Run for your lives!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correct! Smile

But... but... education is good for you!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is? Damn, I wish someone had told me that while I was at school. I could start a Shakespeare quotation thread, but it'd get less hits than abevigodanaked.com.
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Well, there are several Hamlet movie renditions... e.g., the Kenneth Branaugh version (which is about 4 hours long), a Mel Gibson version, Lawrence Olivier, and most recently one with Ethan Hawke in the lead role.

I like the Olivier one. Where he doesnt so much chew the scenery as ingest it totally then crap it all over the screen. But the guy is such an acting god that he gets away with it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the Kenneth Branaugh version because it's the complete text and enjoyable to watch. But it's so freaking long.

"...Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked his Henry V film
"And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
That bit stirs the soul of any true Englishman. Plus when you're a teenager studying it you can have a good ol' laugh at the phrase ' hold their manhoods '
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vaguely remember Henry V.

I would quote something from Ran, but I don't know the Japanese.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:


So Shakespeare isn't too awkward to quote here. It's just awkward in the way it was used. Wink

hhhmmm....we should start a topic where we insult each other... Shakespeare style

ok back on topic..
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"No one fucks with the King!"--Elvis, Bubba Ho-Tep
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That was my dads favorit Laughing

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Life is only a walk in a dream on its way to death.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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