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iamhalloween · Gender: Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 98 Location: Chicago

"You have a hregm like my friend, can I touch?"

Borat's Guide to America
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

"He can't have a sexy time no more"
Also Borat
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Crotchfire · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject:

Isn't "Get thee to a nunnery" from Hamlet?
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Blaster · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:

Yup.
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AAATripper · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:35 pm Post subject:

woot! my first five-page topic.
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angelusraptor · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:25 am Post subject:

"be a man. DO the right thing"

-tha stand-up comedy guy. what's his name?
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Munan · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:28 am Post subject:

Crotchfire · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:47 am Post subject:

Just seems a little out of place to quote Shakespeare on this forum Razz

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Aramor · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject:

To facehug or not to facehug...

Aramor, o Aramor, where are you, o Aramor...
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

Aramor · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject:

Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

So you challenge me to a bout of nerd fu. Hahahahahahaha, your flying crane style is no match for my tiger death chop.
"Affleck you the bomb in phantoms yo"
If I ever see the ass-chinned one I will yell that at him at the top of my very loud voice.
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Ipsa · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject:

Well, there are several Hamlet movie renditions... e.g., the Kenneth Branaugh version (which is about 4 hours long), a Mel Gibson version, Lawrence Olivier, and most recently one with Ethan Hawke in the lead role. (And those are just the American ones)

So Shakespeare isn't too awkward to quote here. It's just awkward in the way it was used. Wink

Bonus points if anyone can tell me to which character he says that to and/or what act and scene!
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

I oughtta know. To Ophelia, act III scene I. Waittaminute, people are being educated. For free. Run! Run for your lives!
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Ipsa · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject:

Correct!

But... but... education is good for you!
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

It is? Damn, I wish someone had told me that while I was at school. I could start a Shakespeare quotation thread, but it'd get less hits than abevigodanaked.com.

Ipsa · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

I like the Kenneth Branaugh version because it's the complete text and enjoyable to watch. But it's so freaking long.

"...Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead."
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Satan Crime Wash · Gender: Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980

I liked his Henry V film
"And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
That bit stirs the soul of any true Englishman. Plus when you're a teenager studying it you can have a good ol' laugh at the phrase ' hold their manhoods '
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Ipsa · Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:09 pm Post subject:

I vaguely remember Henry V.

I would quote something from Ran, but I don't know the Japanese.
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

Ipsa · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject:

"No one fucks with the King!"--Elvis, Bubba Ho-Tep
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Vince Vega · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject:

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first"
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Lady_Shera · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject:

iamhalloween · Gender: Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 98 Location: Chicago

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Blade

-also-

"When you in the joint, you the nigga, not me."

American History X
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