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I had the disorder too. *Gollum Gollum* I need to find out how to post a recording of my gollum thing on this forum.
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Aramor
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Gollumn? Who's Gollumn? Is he related to Gollum? That would mean there was a second ring, who was found by a certain Deagoln and who was then taken from him by Smeagolm... I wonder if Bilbom also beared that ring for a while... you know, Bilbom Baggins, Frodom's uncle...
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Sorry, I just can't stand it if people misspel names from LotR.
Ok, must get rid of the obsession... must get rid of the obsession... hmm, let me try singing...
You can search for far and wide
You can drink your whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our hometown
You can drink your fancy ales
You can drink 'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true...
Comes from the Green Dragon!
Wait... darn it!!!
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*And the Panda Samurai sips his home brew.*
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | At least not many when Aramor is around. |
zing
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Aramor
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Your mom's a zing.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Lake and Pool
Is nice and cool
So juicy Swe--et!
Our only wish
to catch a fish
So juicy Swe--et!
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Aramor
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Cold be heart and hand and bone. And cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.
Btw, it's:
Rock and pool,
Is nice and cool,
So juicy sweeeet.
I only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy sweeeeet!
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I messed up 2 words, not a big deal.
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It is a big deal to me. To me... meeeeeeee... I mean us. Sorry. You're forgiven. Ok, now shut up you must.
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My precious.
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Holly Resurrected
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| Aramor wrote: | Cold be heart and hand and bone. And cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.
Btw, it's:
Rock and pool,
Is nice and cool,
So juicy sweeeet.
I only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy sweeeeet! |
the original poem went,
...But stream and pool
Is wet and cool
So nice for feet!
Here's the whole poem:
The cold hard lands
They bites our hands,
They gnaws our feet,
The rocks and stones
Are like old bones
All bare of meat.
But stream and pool
Is wet and cool
So nice for feet!
And now we wish
To catch a fish,
So juicy-sweet!
Love the new avatar. Go hugger!
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| Aramor wrote: | | Your mom's a zing. |
no...no...no, YOUR mom's a zing. Yeah that's it.....
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Aramor
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I zinged your mom!
Thanks Holly. And is that the poem from the book?
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| Aramor wrote: | I zinged your mom!
Thanks Holly. And is that the poem from the book? |
yeah well me and half the world zinged YOUR mom. BTW I'm bored...can you tell?
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Your mom is so fat, she IS half the world.
A little, but hey, this gives material for some good mom jokes.
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| Aramor wrote: | I zinged your mom!
Thanks Holly. And is that the poem from the book? |
Yeah, it's out of the book.
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Well, I recently finished reading RotK, and thus having read the trilogy for three times, it's time for me to get started in The Hobbit again.
Where does he sing it btw? In the Dead Marshes right?
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Simon_Says
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I be thinking in the forbidden pool.
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I assure you that it is the Forbidden Pool. Gollum never sang in the Dead Marshes....I don't think anybody would want to sing there...what with all the dead faces in the water....watching you with their soulless eyes......O_O
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Aramor
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I'm pretty sure Gollum sang in the Dead Marshes... I mean, he's Gollum for ducktape's sake.
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| Aramor wrote: | Your mom is so fat, she IS half the world.
A little, but hey, this gives material for some good mom jokes. |
Your mom wears army boots! (The first "your mom" joke...ever...)
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Your mom is an army boot.
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Your mom lives in a boot.
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