The corrupted wish game!

Cpl_Mac · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject:

Granted
But as soon as you feel more awake you freak out from reality and go live in a mental hospital for the rest of your coffee filled life.

I wish I ruled the Alp forums

Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject:

Granted you become forum admin.

Everyone leaves.

I wish I had a bolter.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject:

Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, but now he dies before the movie gets filmed.
(couldn't resist)

I wish I was home now, instead of still having to travel 40 minutes.
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Azrael · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject:

Granted, but coffee does not like you. You can only imagine what horrible outcome could possibly happen.

I wish I was better at guitar.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

Granted. But guitar is now as popular as playing the hobo.

I wish this damn can of cider wasn't so sweet.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:30 am Post subject:

Granted. It's pure acid now. It burns away the can, then your hand and then it starts burning a hole through the floor. All of a sudden you notice you're in a spaceship and you've just created a hull breach. Have fun in the vacuum of space!

I wish my computer would be less bitchy... I mean, it plays Half-Life 2 on high, but Battlefield Vietnam needs to be on the lowest graphical setting to run.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, now battlefield Vietnam plays smooth, but half life 2 doesn't work at all.

I wish for a cute girl to warm me up tonight! Embarassed

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Frost · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:31 pm Post subject:

Granted. Your in bed with a girl and suddenly she combusts into a roaring inferno that leaves 3rd degree burns all over your body and burns your entire house down.

I wish I was fireproof!!!! ^^
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, unfortunately, the new ice age is at hand. you suffer immensely as your leathery fireproof skin ruptures and cracks from the icy cold, creating nasty molds in the cracks that get moist...

I wish the beach camping I'll go to this saturday will have lot's o' ladies!
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Azrael · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject:

Granted, but there's no quality-control.

I wish I was finished with all that stuff I hate doing.
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Married to SpideyGirl.

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:04 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:03 am Post subject:

Granted. You win the lottery and marry... wait, I win the lottery, I marry the most hottest girl in the universe (whichever one you want) and I become the most famous and liked guy in the world.

Which would lead you unharmed, physically and mentally, and you're better than ever, since your altruistic act has just granted your soul a place in heaven. Oh wait, that would be my soul then.

I wish potatos would be instantly cooked, thus lowering the cost of any potato based food.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

Granted, french fries are now extinct. Thanks a lot, ass.

I wish my next train won't be as jampacked with Japanese people like it was yesterday.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:45 am Post subject:

Granted. It's now packed with smelly Mexicans!

I wish the temperature overhere was more durable.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, it's now a cool spring breeze, all year long, non stop. Enjoy the complete loss of days at the beach, barbecue's with friends and sex in the park.

I wish it was already evening so I could go out to that happy hour place.
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Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:

Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, everything is now a mirror as well. Have fun bouncing endlessly.

I wish for world peace!!!
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:28 am Post subject:

Granted. You have just become the next Miss Wisconsin. You're IQ drops by 95%, your cupsize doubles and you're on your way to be fingercuffed by two of the judges.

I wish we still had a hairdryer.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, but it's broken.

I wish for some sleep right now.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Granted. Freddy comes and rapes you.

I wish I invented Post-It notes.

Carlo Sandiego · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject:

Granted. The post-it notes come out and rape you.

I wish that platypus.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

granted, it kicks you in the crotch with it's spore, and runs away, hurting you immensely and leaving you behind, suffering.

I wish it was already evening so I could go to that party they planned for meh!
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Granted. Evening comes out and rapes you.

I wish the outcome of that wish wasn't so lame.

Aramor · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:36 am Post subject:

Granted. It's now really cool. Actually it's so cool, it becomes an internet meme. You become more popular then the Star Wars kid and become very rich. You've got three houses, each with garages packed full of expensive cars.

Unfortunately, you can't get laid, because you're the pinnacle of dorkishness. Also, people tend to ignore you when they see you, because nobody actually really likes those internet memes. And everybody who is stronger then you gives you wedgies and stuff.

Eventually you spend the rest of your money on prostitutes, alcohol and drugs. One day you're high as a kite and drunk as a motherfucker and you drive your Bugati Veyron into a wall, while going almost 400 km/h.

Now everybody hates you even more for totalling a Veyron. There is even a special Top Gear episode where they spent the entire hour talking about your accident and how lame you are.

...

I still got it.

I wish the people that participated in this game would put some more effort in their answers, they're getting seriously lame.
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