The corrupted wish game!

desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

Granted, but because you didn't wish for it, I never tell you the answer or how I came to it.

I wish marshmallow fluff were sentient.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:21 am Post subject:

Granted. All over the world, people are adopting marshmellow fluff and planting them in their gardens. There are entire farms of marshmellow fluff. Then all of a sudden there are all these green flashes in the sky, everyone who watches it goes blind, the one's who aren't blind start building up a new world and the marshmellow fluff slowly spread throughout the lands, killing people where they go. Unfortunately (or luckily) you didn't witness any of this, because tomorrow you will be run over by a bike and you will die on your way to the hospital, due to some effin doctor who drank to much alcohol the day before and gave you the wrong amount of morphine.

I wish my ear wouldn't itch.
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Agent 47 · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:25 am Post subject:

granted. a guy cut ur ear off

i wish my neighbour will stop being drunk
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:15 pm Post subject:

Granted. And, uh... a lion eats you. Y'know, because, uh... the drunkenness of your neighbor, uh... scares away large cats? Confused

Ahem. Anyway, I wish I had more money for college.
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bernieh · Site Admin Gender: Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 947

Granted. Once at college, you start experimenting sexually and then get caught up in the dark underworld of homosexual orgies. This sucks because, well, you can't enjoy women anymore. You can't even enjoy your own sig.

I wish my job would pay me in sushi.

Agent 47 · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject:

granted. a guy gives you 5mill in sushi, but those sushis are poisen Sad

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i wish people will stop stealing my bike.
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Munan · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject:

Granted. While you happily ride your non-stolen bike, a car runs you over.

I wish this horrible headache I have would go away. Without losing my head, that is.
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Baraqiel · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject:

Granted, you get to keep your head. But now you're without that pesky "having a brain" problem, anymore.

I wish that this wish would NOT come true! Ha ha!
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:16 pm Post subject:

Granted! But its' ruined by being granted!

I wish that vegetarians would realize that, even though they're not eating animals, they're still destroying the lives of living beings; they just don't move as fast.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject:

Granted. They are terribly shocked by it, and they try to find out who made them so self-aware. The trail leads to you, and since they figured out they weren't really vegetarian anymore, they decide to eat you. After skinning you alive... and throwing salt all over you after that.

I wish my computer would be way better than what I have now.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you upgrade to a Macintosh and people ridicule you to death.

I wish that Jar Jar Binks dies.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject:

He does. And God himself intervenes to make sure nothing goes wrong with it, overpowering the force of this goofy thread with his Godocityness...dom....

Aaaaaaaaanyway, I wish Hollywood would make a really good video game movie.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject:

Granted, but everyone thinks it sucks and doesn't watch it.

I wish I had my own Mjolnir Mark 5 battlesuit.
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EchØ · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject:

Granted, but i have no idea what a 'Mjolnir Mark 5 battlesuit' is, so i gave you a donkey instead. Enjoy.

I wish i wasnt a n00b to this forum.

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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject:

Granted but you're now the official forum whore.

I wish I could fix that crack in the screen of my mp3 palyer.
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Bounty · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

granted, but in fixing the crack you destroy something else. You will never have a working MP3 player. And you die. Yea.

I wish this popcorn was delicious

100th post Very Happy

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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject:

Granted! But the popcorn is so delicious, it sends you Back In Time!!! to when puppies were the oldest animal

I wish I hadded a tube sock
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject:

Granted but you have a spontaneous siezure for no reason.

I wish that I could wish.
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InvaderJess · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:27 am Post subject:

Granted, but upon receiving the powers to wish, you decide you don't really need to waste precious energy on such a pointless thing that leads nowhere.

I wish Simon had his old avatar back.

Bounty · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 am Post subject:

granted, but he decides it sucks, goes against it and labels you "ghey"

I wish i didn't have to work nights at my new job
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:15 am Post subject:

Granted, but as soon as you start working days, you develop a severe reaction to sunlight and have to wear bandages and sunglasses wherever you go, and people often mistake you for The Invisible Man.

I wish Johnny Depp would answer my phone calls.
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

Granted, but as it turns out you were calling me instead. 'nuff said.

I wish holly would stop calling me all the freaking time...
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:38 am Post subject:

Granted. But now you feel very lonely, and you jump of a bridge while shooting yourself after taking an overdose of poisoned sleeping pills.

I wish the next wish would cancel out the negative effects that will probably come with this wish.
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Bounty · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:39 am Post subject:

granted. she starts calling me and we have teh sexx0r every day, and you are left alone.

I wish Bowser had his own video game.
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Wanting is Coveting
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:40 am Post subject:

Granted, but then you died of a broken heart when you realized that U TWULY WUVED ME!1!!

I wish McDonalds would start selling those orange sherbet shakes again. Mmm, those were good.
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