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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted
But as soon as you feel more awake you freak out from reality and go live in a mental hospital for the rest of your coffee filled life.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted you become forum admin.

Everyone leaves.

I wish I had a bolter.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish I had a bolter.


Granted. But your worst enemy has a hammerhead gunship.

I wish Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger, (despite heath's death) suddenly fused into one person and played the joker.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but now he dies before the movie gets filmed.
(couldn't resist)




I wish I was home now, instead of still having to travel 40 minutes.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but coffee does not like you. You can only imagine what horrible outcome could possibly happen.

I wish I was better at guitar.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. But guitar is now as popular as playing the hobo.



I wish this damn can of cider wasn't so sweet.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. It's pure acid now. It burns away the can, then your hand and then it starts burning a hole through the floor. All of a sudden you notice you're in a spaceship and you've just created a hull breach. Have fun in the vacuum of space!

I wish my computer would be less bitchy... I mean, it plays Half-Life 2 on high, but Battlefield Vietnam needs to be on the lowest graphical setting to run.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, now battlefield Vietnam plays smooth, but half life 2 doesn't work at all.





I wish for a cute girl to warm me up tonight! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Your in bed with a girl and suddenly she combusts into a roaring inferno that leaves 3rd degree burns all over your body and burns your entire house down.


I wish I was fireproof!!!! ^^
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, unfortunately, the new ice age is at hand. you suffer immensely as your leathery fireproof skin ruptures and cracks from the icy cold, creating nasty molds in the cracks that get moist...





I wish the beach camping I'll go to this saturday will have lot's o' ladies!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but there's no quality-control.

I wish I was finished with all that stuff I hate doing.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish I was finished with all that stuff I hate doing.


Granted. The Stuff you love doing ends up making you fat, debauched, and dying slowly of cancer.
(I'm taking a few creative liberties here...)

I wish the fate that the next poster writes for me turns on them instead and leaves me entirely unharmed, physically and mentally, and better than ever.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. You win the lottery and marry... wait, I win the lottery, I marry the most hottest girl in the universe (whichever one you want) and I become the most famous and liked guy in the world.

Which would lead you unharmed, physically and mentally, and you're better than ever, since your altruistic act has just granted your soul a place in heaven. Oh wait, that would be my soul then.

I wish potatos would be instantly cooked, thus lowering the cost of any potato based food.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, french fries are now extinct. Thanks a lot, ass.




I wish my next train won't be as jampacked with Japanese people like it was yesterday.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. It's now packed with smelly Mexicans!

I wish the temperature overhere was more durable.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, it's now a cool spring breeze, all year long, non stop. Enjoy the complete loss of days at the beach, barbecue's with friends and sex in the park.






I wish it was already evening so I could go out to that happy hour place.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lunabella wrote:

I wish it was already evening so I could go out to that happy hour place.


Granted. You have a horrible time and the bartender spits in your drink when you're not looking.

I wish to be a laser beam.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, everything is now a mirror as well. Have fun bouncing endlessly.




I wish for world peace!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. You have just become the next Miss Wisconsin. You're IQ drops by 95%, your cupsize doubles and you're on your way to be fingercuffed by two of the judges.

I wish we still had a hairdryer.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but it's broken.





I wish for some sleep right now.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Freddy comes and rapes you.

I wish I invented Post-It notes.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. The post-it notes come out and rape you.

I wish that platypus.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, it kicks you in the crotch with it's spore, and runs away, hurting you immensely and leaving you behind, suffering.



I wish it was already evening so I could go to that party they planned for meh!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Evening comes out and rapes you.

I wish the outcome of that wish wasn't so lame.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. It's now really cool. Actually it's so cool, it becomes an internet meme. You become more popular then the Star Wars kid and become very rich. You've got three houses, each with garages packed full of expensive cars.

Unfortunately, you can't get laid, because you're the pinnacle of dorkishness. Also, people tend to ignore you when they see you, because nobody actually really likes those internet memes. And everybody who is stronger then you gives you wedgies and stuff.

Eventually you spend the rest of your money on prostitutes, alcohol and drugs. One day you're high as a kite and drunk as a motherfucker and you drive your Bugati Veyron into a wall, while going almost 400 km/h.

Now everybody hates you even more for totalling a Veyron. There is even a special Top Gear episode where they spent the entire hour talking about your accident and how lame you are.

...

I still got it.

I wish the people that participated in this game would put some more effort in their answers, they're getting seriously lame.
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