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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Now wiener is a horribly offensive word used to described nuclear holocaust victims.

I wish I may, I wish I might...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you left this land of shining lights...

I wish I had more free time.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted.

Why you just read skimmed that whole page I have no idea. It must be the time you have.

If you didn't, then dammit. I demand that you read the whole fucking page or I will do some horrible things to your kitty.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you didn't, then dammit. I demand that you read the whole fucking page or I will do some horrible things to your kitty.

Nope, and I don't have one.

And granted, but to you, it lost it's charm.

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Still waiting...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted. But it eats your family.








I wish for a good batch of belgian fries now, with mayo.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted
But before you could even touch them the great beast of the 5th dimension swallows you whole.





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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win a free toaster that doesn't work.

I wish that all dice had perfect random distributions.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, math is now destroyed. We're back in the stone age.



I wish I brought more clothes.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. You brought more clothes. But the earth couldn't handle the immense shift of gravity this invoked. We are now going farther away from the sun every day. It's gonna be really cold thanks to you. But that doesn't really matter, now does it? At least you got enough clothes!

I wish my favourite color was blue. No I mean red!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but your chosen of two colors mixed and now your favorite color is a bright fluorescent purple.

I wish basic training wasnt 10 weeks long...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, it's only ten minutes. You're then sent out on the battlefield and your helmet quickly becomes a can of red paint.

I wish Arm Romeo would go back to his old name.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. But due to the awesomeness of my name your computer explodes.

I wish Fallout 3 was out now, my computer could run it and it is awesomer than Fallout 1.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, it's now so immensely more awesome than F1 that you don't even intend to plan to buy F3 because you have no idea what the hell the game is about and miss out on it completely.



I wish I could see an end to all these adresses I'm copying.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. All the original adresses vanish into thin air. Voila, an end.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of useful stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, however, it's now just stuff. Since you always have it, it's just not THAT useful anymore, since it's for granted. Have fun with your boring mediocre life.





I wish I wasn't tired at the moment...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish I wasn't tired at the moment...


Granted. A guy comes by and offers you some energy drinks. You accept, chug them, and after breaking through several panes of glass, scraping your eyes out with a rusty spoon, and obsessively scratching the spiders off to the point where your blood has migrated to the walls and floor rather than remaining a resident in your veins, it occurs to you to wonder what was in those drinks. Of course, by then it's too late.


I wish that I was a complex assemblage of raw information entangled in a precise configuration at the planck level.



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish that I was a complex assemblage of raw information entangled in a precise configuration at the planck level.


Um... *puts underused brain to work* ok... complex assemblage of raw information; I'm thinking computer manual. Entangled in a precise configuration; I'll just say abc order. At the planck level..... *googles planck and gets nothing useful* I'll go with the one that says things cease to exist.

Ok got something. Granted, you are a nonextant computer manual, who's pages have all been ripped out and placed in alphabetical order, acording to the letter they start with.

[feel freeto make a better one]

I wish that the wish I just granted had made more sence to me
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Now your head explodes.

I wish you would shrink your sig pic...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. Twitch's signature will be shrunk to a 1X1 pixel square...tomorrow, when he puts the meaning of life into his signature pic.

I wish I was a zombie wid super powers.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but since you're a zombie, you just walk around moaning, never making use of your superpowers.




I wish my beer was colder.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted

But its so cold that its freezes your mouth shut, forever.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You take 2d6 per Paladins level Holy Damage+ Wep Damage, It's positive...

I wish I was 2 inches taller.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish I was 2 inches taller.


Your extra two inches cause terminally sudden problems when one of your friends, not having noted your extra height yet, decides to inset spikes into the doorframe of his house, making "hitting your head" more an exercise in the making of Swiss cheese than blunt force trauma.

I wish I just jacked this thread.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but the thread "jacks" you as revenge.




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