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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but then you die of hesitation of what to wish.

I wish I had longer hair...now!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, your wishes never come. (To deathdrop but Metal Pred skipped ahead of me)

Your hair strangles you Metal Pred.

I wish I were a Pirate.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but after a while you get tired of it like me.

I wish I had a klondike bar...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted you choke on that Klondike bar.

I wish I was omnipotent for two seconds.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. But you don't notice when it happens and don't do anything with it.

I wish that the next person will make my wish turn against me somehow.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted your wish never comes.

I wish my teacher would be facehugged by a xenomorph facehugger, and I was not the vicitm, nor my friends and family, nor my girlfriends.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted. but nothing ever happens because xenos dont exist.

I wish for peace and happiness in the world! (pfff as If!)
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted the only way true peace on Earth can be achieved is if everyone is dead so everyone dies including you.

I wish xenomorphs existed so the above wish could happen.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fine. You, your family, and your loved ones are not harmed by the Xeno attack. But the survivors blame you and beat you to death with sticks for bringing this hell upon them.

I wish for the visual spectrum to be reversed for no real reason.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but as a result your car gets totalled by people who don't know what to make of the new traffic lights.

I wish I were supreme ruler of all creation!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edit, that was weird, something funny happened. Ignore this post for the timebeing as I need to take a dump.

Edit: granted, but your creations spite you, and decide that you don't exist because of the existence of evil in your world, and without faith, you cease to exist.

I wish that I no longer had to crap.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but you eventually burst due to overeating

I wish I just had to pay a nickel for everything
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but unfortunately, you made this wish in public, so everyone knew right away who was responsible when the world became inundated with nickels, so you are forcefed nickels until you beat the world record for the most nickels eaten (previously held by Peter Griffin) at which point you go blind.

I wish that I were good at smooth-talkin' the ladies!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but then they all think you to be another one of those strange little pretty boys that go to bars every friday just to get some booty. At which point they all lose interest and you become another one of us lonely tards stuck in their house for fear of humiliation.

I wish that metal pred was a pirate again (let him reply to this, i wanna see what he has to say Twisted Evil )
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted but Metal_Pred stabs you in the gullet with his cutlass.

I wish I could get some sleep.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but you never wake up.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG YOU DIDNT WISH THE THREAD IS RUINED!!!

...I wish Tripper had made a wish.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but that wish was "I wish I had ruined this thread."

I wish that I could shoot lightning from my hands, just to shoot it into crowds of people at the mall and watch them scatter. (Seriously, I do)
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but after mistakenly shooting a mirror, the lightning is shot back at you. you now live off of life support in a charred burnt body.

I wish I was a multi-billionaire.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but terrorists slip a bomb in your mansion and you blow up.

I wish I could tap dance.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can, and you are very successful, and as you look back on your life you realize that your wish did not turn against you and thus RUINED THE THREAD OMG!!!!, so you go ahead and kill yourself, just to keep things going smoothly.

I wish I was a pirate too!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but you will always be second best to ninja. And you die. (*shrugs*)

I wish i could work up the courage to start the steps needed to go to college.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tripper wrote:
granted, but then they all think you to be another one of those strange little pretty boys that go to bars every friday just to get some booty. At which point they all lose interest and you become another one of us lonely tards stuck in their house for fear of humiliation.

I wish that metal pred was a pirate again (let him reply to this, i wanna see what he has to say Twisted Evil )


Sorry dude, I just went to bed after I posted that peace crap wish.

anyway, granted (Bounty) but you slip on one of the steps and break your back.

I wish for a better amp for my guitar.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. The biggest, baddest (in the good sense) amp suddenly appears in your room. As you approach it in awe, it tips over and falls on your foot, beginning an infection that will eventually entail the amputation of your entire lower half.

I wish that everyone knew what a fedora was.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but the fact that a fedora can be used to conceal the upper part of your face and thus make it more difficult to have a witness identify you means that criminals everywhere start using fedoras and get away with more crimes without getting caught. Crime skyrockets, and you're shot by a Rumanian wearing a fedora.

I wish that the reply to this post would be able to determine the truth-value of the following sentence: "This sentence is false."
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