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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I never said I wasn't an egg... but it's just the fact that you were the fastest of a million sperms is more noteworthy than that your just the one egg that decided to get furtilized...


that's just soooooo malechauvinistic! Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:29 am    Post subject: Training for Summer Slam Reply with quote

Yeah, I think I'm going to do my lats today. A couple of supersets and what not.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that was certainly apropos of nothing. Hey, didn't "Ravishing" Rick Rude die of AIDS or something?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that's just soooooo malechauvinistic! Razz


Well, look who's finally beginning to emancipate... so, next year I'll be seeing your name on the list of the "Furious Feminists Society (FFS)"? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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British comedy at its best....

Beat the meat
Shake the snake
polish the rocket
sand the pipe
roll your sausage dice
meet ms. PALMer

absolutely charming!


Burp the worm.

I found a website once with really a lot of ways to say you're masturbating. Stuff like shooting the one-shot yoghurt gun, and stroking the one-eyed purple headed snake etc etc...
uhm..choke the chicken...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, look who's finally beginning to emancipate... so, next year I'll be seeing your name on the list of the "Furious Feminists Society (FFS)"? Razz


Dude, it's been there already for a long time Razz

But seriously, I always shock my classes full of female students (why is it that a studies called Arts, Culture and Media attracts so many girls. It's 90% girls as opposed to 10% boys and then about half of those are gay) by teaching them very radical feminist thought and deconstructivist gender philosophy. It's very funny, if a bit awkward at times.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But seriously, I always shock my classes full of female students (why is it that a studies called Arts, Culture and Media attracts so many girls. It's 90% girls as opposed to 10% boys and then about half of those are gay) by teaching them very radical feminist thought and deconstructivist gender philosophy. It's very funny, if a bit awkward at times.


Dude, that shocks them?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd imagine they don't expect it at all from a male teacher.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That, yes, combined with my genuine and frankly expressed frustration at the fact that the average girl in my classrooms is likely to be (much) less emancipated than the average girl was ten years ago.

And yes, they are shocked by the radical extents to which I take it. It's fun!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan, you remind me of a joke I heard at work the other day.....


The girls in the class were getting tired of their sexist teacher who would start each class off with a dirty, completely inappropriate joke. So every girl in the class agreed that on the following day when the teacher started his joke, they would all get up and walk out of the class. Well, word of this gets back to the teacher, so the next day he starts the class off by saying "Did you here about the shortage of hookers over in Russia?" At this point every female in the class stands up, to which the teacher replies "Sit back down ladies, the plane doesn't leave until this afternoon."
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, lol.
How about this one: Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.

Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, two points for you.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prrrrrr.... and what will those points be for exactly?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you can turn in your points at the rewards counter for many different prizes. You know, sexual favors, the removal of articles of clothing....

Or cute little plushies and cheap plastic toys.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ducktapedammit, I'm glad your back... I got me a lot of points while you were away... CUTE LITTLE PLUSHIES BE MINE!!!!
Talk about cute, have a look at this screen cleaner (it's work safe): http://www.legrady.hu/sc.html
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was friggin' adorable. You went for the plushies..... Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like I need points for the other things Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good point... hehe point.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol.

Try saying point a lot. After a while it will sound real awkward and alienated... happens to me from time to time... when I'm programming something and I'm saying the stuff out loud... then the stuff will sound real weird...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know what you mean. If you say a word too long it just starts to sound wrong. Or if you stare at a word for too long, you're convinced it's incorrect and mispelled and everything, even if it's not.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is so true. It get's really annoying when you at first think a word is misspelled, so you start looking at it, and then because you are looking at it for so long you actually start to believe it's misspelled, but since you're not sure you stare even more at it... and you'll have a viscious circle...

So, spell correctly all of you out there still reading this! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes sir I'll be sure to spel evrythin rite.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes sir I'll be sure to spel evrythin rite.


Good girl, I know you can do it.

Btw, I had some suggestions to change certain words... we should change "spell" into "spel", "everything" into "evrythin" and "right" into "rite". The minute I become ruler of the world, I'll apply these changes. Yeah... totally...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruler of the world huh? When are you gonna take that step? Because, I have a hand book you need to read. It's called The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord. Very funny stuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was a hundred and one...?
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