Worst Mix-up In Public Speaking Ever

rick rude · Gender: Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 3 Location: philly, pa

Yeah, I think I'm going to do my lats today. A couple of supersets and what not.

Blaster · Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:32 am Post subject:

Well, that was certainly apropos of nothing. Hey, didn't "Ravishing" Rick Rude die of AIDS or something?
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:22 am Post subject:

ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

Munan · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:31 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

I'd imagine they don't expect it at all from a male teacher.
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Munan · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:47 am Post subject:

That, yes, combined with my genuine and frankly expressed frustration at the fact that the average girl in my classrooms is likely to be (much) less emancipated than the average girl was ten years ago.

And yes, they are shocked by the radical extents to which I take it. It's fun!
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

Munan, you remind me of a joke I heard at work the other day.....

The girls in the class were getting tired of their sexist teacher who would start each class off with a dirty, completely inappropriate joke. So every girl in the class agreed that on the following day when the teacher started his joke, they would all get up and walk out of the class. Well, word of this gets back to the teacher, so the next day he starts the class off by saying "Did you here about the shortage of hookers over in Russia?" At this point every female in the class stands up, to which the teacher replies "Sit back down ladies, the plane doesn't leave until this afternoon."

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject:

Hehe, lol.
How about this one: Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.

Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:34 pm Post subject:

Hehe, two points for you.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject:

Prrrrrr.... and what will those points be for exactly?
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject:

Well, you can turn in your points at the rewards counter for many different prizes. You know, sexual favors, the removal of articles of clothing....

Or cute little plushies and cheap plastic toys.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject:

Ducktapedammit, I'm glad your back... I got me a lot of points while you were away... CUTE LITTLE PLUSHIES BE MINE!!!!
Talk about cute, have a look at this screen cleaner (it's work safe): http://www.legrady.hu/sc.html
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:55 pm Post subject:

That was friggin' adorable. You went for the plushies..... Confused

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject:

Like I need points for the other things Wink

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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject:

Good point... hehe point.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject:

Lol.

Try saying point a lot. After a while it will sound real awkward and alienated... happens to me from time to time... when I'm programming something and I'm saying the stuff out loud... then the stuff will sound real weird...
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject:

I know what you mean. If you say a word too long it just starts to sound wrong. Or if you stare at a word for too long, you're convinced it's incorrect and mispelled and everything, even if it's not.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject:

That is so true. It get's really annoying when you at first think a word is misspelled, so you start looking at it, and then because you are looking at it for so long you actually start to believe it's misspelled, but since you're not sure you stare even more at it... and you'll have a viscious circle...

So, spell correctly all of you out there still reading this! Razz

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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject:

Yes sir I'll be sure to spel evrythin rite.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject:

InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject:

Ruler of the world huh? When are you gonna take that step? Because, I have a hand book you need to read. It's called The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord. Very funny stuff.

RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

I thought it was a hundred and one...?
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