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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:20 pm    Post subject: T&A Reply with quote

I was having a conversation with one of my buddies today, and the topic at some point reached what specific physical attributes we find most attractive in women.

When he asked me if I'm an ass-man or a breast-man, I was confounded. I didn't know which gets my attention more. He proudly declared himself a breast man, and I'll admit I like breasts, they're nice, but I don't think they're the most attractive physical attribute women have. I feel the same way about nice butts.

I finally responded that I'm a leg-man. Below the neck, there's nothing about a woman that turns me on more than a pair of finely-toned, shapely legs. Mmmmm...

Anyway, he told me that I was a real rarity, that I'm tiny minority among men. So I'm curious, am I really such a minority? Guys, of the following three:

Breast-man
Ass-man
Leg-man

Which are you?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm all man.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I'm a leg man, but for different reasons. I like girls into sports so i can usually guess by looking at their legs and how they're developed what they play, if anything.
The front of the shin is rounded, most probably runner or works the stairclimber alot.
Sides of the legs are muscular but still slim, probably tennis or volleyball. something with lots of lateral movement.
Cut calf muscles, probably basketball or vollyball, involves jumping.
I can sometimes tell just by their body language.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bacon, someone somewhere out there is worshipping you right now as the epitome of manliness...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't tell if there's sarcasm in there or not, which confuses me as to the multiple responses i might make.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's true sincerity. A guy is out there in front of your house, worshipping you.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever that happens to me, I get out the hose.

If I had a nickel for every time I had to drive off a worshipper with a hose, I'd have a nickel.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you mistook a jehovah's witness...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find Jehovas witnesses annoying. They come to your door proffesing thier faith and you can't tell them to fuck off.

They can practise being unhappy and enver celebrating for all I care, just don't tell me not to be merry. I mean. I'm a panda that drinks booze.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm an ass man myself but long hair on a woman is a close second. I love long hair on women. They look so damn sexy...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... face-man...

I think that the most important thing is that they are pretty, by my standards at least... I mean, beauty is only on the outside right?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, obviously the face is the most important part of the appearance, but what I'm asking is what is the most important thing below the neck?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, below the neck... uhm... first everything below the neck, I mean, she's gotta have a nice body first, and then I look at the details... boobs first... then the rest...

I am so totally not shallow... right?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think any of these areas are all that important. I don't like big butts, I could care less about their legs, and breasts are nice, but any size is alright with me. I guess I'm an allaround-man. I like skinny girls, but they can't be to muscular. Of course, if we went above the neck, a girl with beautiful eyes really knocks me off my feet.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

face, then personality. then height. (coz im short)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta go with a nice tight stomach for me. Girls who can show off their midrifs drive me wild.
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